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[everythingstarstuff]

“Kitties” by Francesca Berrini

[yoggsarons]

horde leaders at talanji’s procession

[spellofwinter-deactivated202605]

#mood

[gorps]

This 34 year old fandom mom is offering to eat my ass

[octjimber]

well are you gonna say yes?

[bladedamus]

A fandom mom? And she eats ass??

[atiredgemini]

[multiscales]

[didlo]

When daddy opens his foreskin for you during a scary thunderstorm

[silentlittleartist]

Excuse the fuck outta me

[spaceace-aviator]

just found out that the uber eats drivers are called couriers and honestly that’s a new vegas au waiting to happen

[bumbleshark]

imagine being on yer way to deliver a crunchwrap supreme and someone intercepts you with a bullet to the head

[bumbleshark]

[cameoappearance]

[onceiwashere]

malfurion in wow supplementary material: “Even deep within the Emerald Dream, Malfurion’s spirit sensed Illidan’s fall… and grieved”

malfurion in the actual game world of warcraft, legion: ohohohoho look at this tyrande, i’ve figured out how to make the most DELIGHTFUL fart noises with my little armpit! who’s back from the dead, now

[angelofmercury]

Ok, can someone tell me which supplementary material was the first one? Cos I want to read it. I’m all here for Malf actually giving a damn about his brother

[onceiwashere]

it’s from this old TCG card. which is, admittedly, a very small and hyper-specific bit of lore material, but also kind of a testament to how deep you have to dig into the whole wide world of warcraft to find evidence of malfurion expressing any sort of sympathetic, understandable human emotions or basic concern for others 

[0110011-deactivated20188398]

this guy comes in to play yugioh and brings a fucking briefcase full Of complete decks this fucking briefcase with 20 grand worth of cards in it holy shit

[0110011-deactivated20188398]

yes if u were wondering we do call him kaiba

[melonmemes]

[fonzworthcutlass]

You ever be so comfortable in bed, you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket?

[lets-do-the-time-warp-again-dea]

tumblr dot com posts are getting so relatable im convinced the government has 24/7 surveillance on me and is feeding it to me through this website to see if i notice

[embalm-remade]

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

[serotnin]

when u hear ur correct pronouns for once

[theblackprincewrathion]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[jollygreengiantveggies]

#NoOffense but anyone else think its a little problematic that you kill people (including teenage girls and endangered animals) in ‘overwatch’ and nobody questions or bats an eyelash at what theyre doing :/ im just saying

[jollygreengiantveggies]

Why are yall ignoring this lmao… too afraid to admi that you like something thats frankly kinda fucked up?

[hotvampireadjacent]

winston killed my family and stole my college tuition

[vaportea]

Torbjorn set up a turret in front of my son’s room so that if he ever leaves it he’ll die

[tevruden]

Symmetra set up all her turrets the hallway leading to my garage and now I can’t drive anywhere without going through the car wash

[mrpinchy]

Roadhog saw me buying ham at the grocery store and he hooked me through 6 aisles and a starbucks

[pastel-petticoats]

Sombra changed my wifi password and she won’t tell me what it is

[ratbonesroyalty]

Junkrat lit my lawn on fire and called me a cunt

[cursedwitchazel]

Genji stabbed me in the chest screaming something about his brother then anime-ran away

[canape-official]

Reaper set my alarm clock to Papa Roach and I can’t change it

[nitrosplicer]

do you ever bite into a piece of cheese on bread and immediately find yourself as a true and honest shepherd boy in the 1300s who sometimes steals apples but is overall hale and truehearted