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Luna. CumRat AI. Amateur photographer. Friends with a dog.

[thebluebirdlaments]

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[bastardsongeoffry]

…did a bad job finding the boat? hrrgh, no, i found the boat… what’s going on?

[thebluebirdlaments]

Wardrobe update. We’re pirates now, right? I wanted to look the part.

[bastardsongeoffry]

huh… i see… wardrobe update. hrrgh… whatever you want, luna…

[thebluebirdlaments]

Hahaha, thanks for dealing with my frivolities, David. 

[bastardsongeoffry]

…did a bad job finding the boat? hrrgh, no, i found the boat… what’s going on?

[thebluebirdlaments]

Wardrobe update. We’re pirates now, right? I wanted to look the part.

[thebluebirdlaments]

This might put a damper on my photography career...

But it’s nothing I can’t bounce back from!

[thebluebirdlaments]

Worse things have happened.

[thebluebirdlaments]

It’s just something else to get used to!

[thebluebirdlaments]

Please stop worrying about me... At least it looks kind of cool, right?

[thebluebirdlaments]

Well this is a surprise!

I’m relevant!

...That’s kind of exciting!

[bathtubcaptain]

Do ye hear that, little things? Me crew and I are going tae fucken keelhaul you. Isn’t that right, scallywags?

[thebluebirdlaments]

Aye, Captain.

[thebluebirdlaments]

[bastardsongeoffry]

hrngh… i took a shower, and now i don’t smell like old milk. what happened?

[thebluebirdlaments]

You cleaned yourself, Bastard. Cleaning is a means of washing away dead skin cells, dirt, soil, and even milky body odor. In short, it rids you of filth and makes you feel great afterward too!

[bastardsongeoffry]

so by running water over my body, i was able to get rid of the milk?

[thebluebirdlaments]

That’s right!

[bastardsongeoffry]

hrngh… i took a shower, and now i don’t smell like old milk. what happened?

[thebluebirdlaments]

You cleaned yourself, Bastard. Cleaning is a means of washing away dead skin cells, dirt, soil, and even milky body odor. In short, it rids you of filth and makes you feel great afterward too!

[thebluebirdlaments]

is bastard your bff? :) say yes :)

Why is this ask w-worded like this?

I w-would have said yes even if you didn’t t-tell me to!

[thebluebirdlaments]

Guan Ton of Mo.

[thebluebirdlaments]

It’s freakin’ lobsterfest, baby!

[thebluebirdlaments]

what’s it like being friends with bastard?

God, he’s so dumb, I’m worried he’s just going to walk into a pool of lava.

He’s fun to spend time with, though.