The Epic of Inadequacy

[phoebebyers]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[hydrachea]

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[dogpuppy]

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[natalieironside]

There's always a moment of intense cultural whiplash whenever I realize I'm talking to someone who thinks "legal" and "illegal" are meaningful categories and ascribes innate goodness to following the law. It's like meeting a space alien.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[valtsv]

when someone asks me what i've been up to lately and i say "just chilling" i mean this

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[teaboot]

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

[sufficientlylargen]

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

[marlynnofmany]

They're gonna need to grow some digits back after they lost them a few pegs down, so I think we've got some time.

[anxietyproblem]

[ratsquinks]

ebi blasting me with her gay laserbeam

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]