The Epic of Inadequacy @thebluewizard - Tumblr Blog

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

teaboot

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

sufficientlylargen

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

marlynnofmany

They're gonna need to grow some digits back after they lost them a few pegs down, so I think we've got some time.

anxietyproblem

ratsquinks

ebi blasting me with her gay laserbeam

speculative

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

johncraft2003

depsidase

saathiray

I think it's been said but I'll say it again. Asking for a photo with an application is illegal because of this

lonk-water

Killing You

shimmervee

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

statelywingmanor

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

shimmervee

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

zero1infinity

tsukiyamas

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain