Oh! You Pretty Things

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[thebowieconstrickter]

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FICS!!!

flicks I like to post about!!!

- Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (1986) (aka best movie ever)

- The Lost Boys (1987)

- Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

- Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

- Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

- Wicked (2024)

- Sinners (2025)

- Iron Lung (2026)

musicians I like!!!

- Will Wood - Tally Hall - Lemon Demon

- Jack Stauber - Penelope Scott - Chappell Roan

other stuff I like!!!!

- Welcome Home -Muppets - Gravity Falls

- Tim Burton - FNAF -Undertale + Deltarune

- Hazbin Hotel - The Boys - Moomins - Markiplier

- Scott Pilgrim - The Amazing Digital Circus

reblogs of whatever else I find cool!!!

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[ghostboi-ig]

Im obsessed with his Drew Gooden's review of Project Hail Mary

[thebowieconstrickter]

me watching the trailer for the new cat in the hat movie where the cat is voiced by Bill Hader knowing I’m gonna wanna fuck him:

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

[thebowieconstrickter]

Was thinking about how fitting it is that Bear wants to be a food critic while Nikki wants to be a writer.

He wants to complain about the creations of someone else, adding nothing but despair to their lives, refusing to contribute anything helpful or new.

She wants to create something original but is stuck in an imitation of herself, forced to reenact a plot she hates.

[stars-dont-align]

i respectfully disagree since i feel like this is a very mean spirited way to engage with food criticism as a concept. criticism isn't just complaining about and mindlessly consuming others' work and food criticism isn't an exception.

i think bear throwing out that he'd like to be a food critic without having any ACTUAL passion for it is more of a nod towards his general treatment of nikki. he doesn't understand that food critics have to do work beyond just eating said food, which translates perfectly into him just wanting to consume nikki's love without having to do any of the actual work required to deserve it.

[thebowieconstrickter]

Yeah this take makes more sense, I feel like the biggest difference between Bear and Nikki is how unmotivated Bear is vs. how passionate Nikki is.

[thebowieconstrickter]

Non fandom related angst sorry gang

I miss my partner sm, we’re just starting out long distance and it’s not even been that long but I’m dying. The WiFi at their camp is super spotty so we barely get to talk via text throughout the day, and they don’t have the time nor space for calling or ft. I can’t do any of the cute long distance date ideas that I see on insta or Pinterest. It just legit feels like they’re off at war and I can only hope for the best.

I really hate feeling like this, but it just is what it is. I can only hope I get used to it but it’s really difficult to find motivation to function sometimes. A part of me feels so pathetic because I could function just fine without this person years ago, and now I’m reduced to this sad state.

I just need to get good at this. How do I get good at this.

[d3mqn]

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[thebowieconstrickter]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER FIVE ON JUNE 24TH THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[oregonmaxxing]

Pacifica is incredibly real for this....

[thebowieconstrickter]

I think about this panel sometimes

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[theclowninyellow]

Neither of them are happy with this situation

[luren-away]

first meeting

[sparrow-in-boots]

Simon checking the same info twice just to be safe #mydork #mybug

[cheezylueezy]

some old stuff that i realized i haven't posted here. for shame!!

[thebowieconstrickter]

TADC FINAL SPOILERS

Oh my god I can’t even properly express how parental I feel towards Jax. I’m going to give her the world.

Let me play her I/Me/Myself and have a good long convo with a snack and she’ll be right as rain I promise.

[thebowieconstrickter]

Was thinking about how fitting it is that Bear wants to be a food critic while Nikki wants to be a writer.

He wants to complain about the creations of someone else, adding nothing but despair to their lives, refusing to contribute anything helpful or new.

She wants to create something original but is stuck in an imitation of herself, forced to reenact a plot she hates.

[hyperrbolic-orange]

I never got the impression he really wanted to be a food critic. It sort of seemed like something he just said in that moment, likely as cover for being mostly directionless and without goals or the will to actually pursue or achieve anything.

What I figured was the bigger takeaway from that scene is that Nikki, who wanted to be a writer and tell stories and was actually quitting her job just to avoid the exact stagnation Bear is clearly so fond of, once described Bear as a closed book.

[thebowieconstrickter]

I DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER THIS I love this take this is so good! I would definitely describe Bear as ambitionless, and especially as Nikki is writing the notes to him in his lunch (which we know was probably the real Nikki), it’s almost like the “my little food critic” can be taken sarcastically. Like, “oh yeah? You wanna be a food critic? Critique your cat.”

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