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Tally hall era Rob Cantor looks like his legal name is peanut butter.

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I didn’t even know whose peanut butter it was

#tally hall

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Im obsessed with his Drew Gooden's review of Project Hail Mary

#drew gooden #project hail mary #rocky phm #phm #phm movie #ryland grace #ryan gosling #rocky the eridian #adrian the eridian

me watching the trailer for the new cat in the hat movie where the cat is voiced by Bill Hader knowing I’m gonna wanna fuck him:

#who is this for #bill hader #ig

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#iron lung #simon iron lung #iron lung 2026 #iron lung movie #iron lung meme

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Was thinking about how fitting it is that Bear wants to be a food critic while Nikki wants to be a writer.

He wants to complain about the creations of someone else, adding nothing but despair to their lives, refusing to contribute anything helpful or new.

She wants to create something original but is stuck in an imitation of herself, forced to reenact a plot she hates.

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i respectfully disagree since i feel like this is a very mean spirited way to engage with food criticism as a concept. criticism isn't just complaining about and mindlessly consuming others' work and food criticism isn't an exception.

i think bear throwing out that he'd like to be a food critic without having any ACTUAL passion for it is more of a nod towards his general treatment of nikki. he doesn't understand that food critics have to do work beyond just eating said food, which translates perfectly into him just wanting to consume nikki's love without having to do any of the actual work required to deserve it.

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Yeah this take makes more sense, I feel like the biggest difference between Bear and Nikki is how unmotivated Bear is vs. how passionate Nikki is.

#obsession #bear obsession #nikki obsession #obsession 2026 #obsession movie

Non fandom related angst sorry gang

I miss my partner sm, we’re just starting out long distance and it’s not even been that long but I’m dying. The WiFi at their camp is super spotty so we barely get to talk via text throughout the day, and they don’t have the time nor space for calling or ft. I can’t do any of the cute long distance date ideas that I see on insta or Pinterest. It just legit feels like they’re off at war and I can only hope for the best.

I really hate feeling like this, but it just is what it is. I can only hope I get used to it but it’s really difficult to find motivation to function sometimes. A part of me feels so pathetic because I could function just fine without this person years ago, and now I’m reduced to this sad state.

I just need to get good at this. How do I get good at this.

#long distance relationship #long distance love #i miss my wife tails #serious for a sec #longing #pining