Oh! You Pretty Things

“Hot tramp! I love you so.”

[thebowieconstrickter]

Welcome to the Blog!

Call me Bowie! All pronouns welcome! 18!

Current fixations: Date Everything!, Markiplier, The Amazing Digital Circus!

Certified Jeff Goldblum and Dan Aykroyd

enthusiast ANTI GENERATIVE AI

FICS!!!

flicks I like to post about!!!

- Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (1986) (aka best movie ever)

- The Lost Boys (1987)

- Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)

- Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989)

- Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

- Wicked (2024)

- Sinners (2025)

- Iron Lung (2026)

musicians I like!!!

- Will Wood - Tally Hall - Lemon Demon

- Jack Stauber - Penelope Scott - Chappell Roan

other stuff I like!!!!

- Welcome Home -Muppets - Gravity Falls

- Tim Burton - FNAF -Undertale + Deltarune

- Hazbin Hotel - The Boys - Moomins - Markiplier

- Scott Pilgrim - The Amazing Digital Circus

reblogs of whatever else I find cool!!!

have a great whatever :DDD

banner made by me on Pinterest!

tapeworm divider by @sir-sebastian-bastard !

tag for art: #bowieconstrickerart

[anewfreind]

Artfight is soon so I’ve been working on references. Made some changes to Stick and Puck’s, so wanted to repost them! My posts for the next 2 weeks will all be artfight related lol lol lmao

User: anewfreind come add me <3

[literalcyborg]

This is stupid, but I’ll dip my toes into dumbass tumblr discourse JUST THIS ONCE

For everyone in the Sexyman Polls saying Ryland Grace isn’t a true sexyman because Ryan Gosling is too conventionally attractive: need I remind you of Bucky Barnes? Or Doctors Who #9-12? Or heaven forbid, every main man from Supernatural? Troubled White Guy has always been an archetype that tumblr loves, why is anyone surprised by this?

That is all.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Sad guy archetype has been here for years, Grace gets in by the skin of his meburgers

[thebowieconstrickter]

Rocky is the true tumblr sexy man but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this.

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[spookyspeks]

I finally draw a comic for the first time and it's Markiplier making out with Ryan Gosling of all things

[zubin-flower]

Tally hall era Rob Cantor looks like his legal name is peanut butter.

[thebowieconstrickter]

I didn’t even know whose peanut butter it was

[ghostboi-ig]

Im obsessed with his Drew Gooden's review of Project Hail Mary

[thebowieconstrickter]

me watching the trailer for the new cat in the hat movie where the cat is voiced by Bill Hader knowing I’m gonna wanna fuck him:

[ctrl-shift-alt-9]

[thebowieconstrickter]

Was thinking about how fitting it is that Bear wants to be a food critic while Nikki wants to be a writer.

He wants to complain about the creations of someone else, adding nothing but despair to their lives, refusing to contribute anything helpful or new.

She wants to create something original but is stuck in an imitation of herself, forced to reenact a plot she hates.

[stars-dont-align]

i respectfully disagree since i feel like this is a very mean spirited way to engage with food criticism as a concept. criticism isn't just complaining about and mindlessly consuming others' work and food criticism isn't an exception.

i think bear throwing out that he'd like to be a food critic without having any ACTUAL passion for it is more of a nod towards his general treatment of nikki. he doesn't understand that food critics have to do work beyond just eating said food, which translates perfectly into him just wanting to consume nikki's love without having to do any of the actual work required to deserve it.

[thebowieconstrickter]

Yeah this take makes more sense, I feel like the biggest difference between Bear and Nikki is how unmotivated Bear is vs. how passionate Nikki is.

[thebowieconstrickter]

Non fandom related angst sorry gang

I miss my partner sm, we’re just starting out long distance and it’s not even been that long but I’m dying. The WiFi at their camp is super spotty so we barely get to talk via text throughout the day, and they don’t have the time nor space for calling or ft. I can’t do any of the cute long distance date ideas that I see on insta or Pinterest. It just legit feels like they’re off at war and I can only hope for the best.

I really hate feeling like this, but it just is what it is. I can only hope I get used to it but it’s really difficult to find motivation to function sometimes. A part of me feels so pathetic because I could function just fine without this person years ago, and now I’m reduced to this sad state.

I just need to get good at this. How do I get good at this.

[d3mqn]

[justnoodlefishthings]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24

[thebowieconstrickter]

DELTARUNE CHAPTER FIVE ON JUNE 24TH THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[oregonmaxxing]

Pacifica is incredibly real for this....

[thebowieconstrickter]

I think about this panel sometimes

[quantumshade]

everyone be quiet. marsha with her snoopy.

[theclowninyellow]

Neither of them are happy with this situation