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@thebrainofsupercrane
I need every Nigerian and non-Nigerian across the world to TWEET/RETWEET and POST/REBLOG about #EndSARS to amplify what’s happening in Nigeria right now. The government ordered the military to shoot and kill peaceful protesters last night. Crimes against humanity are being committed against innocent civilians right now.
I'm gonna vote for the man that can remember the last time he hugged someone.
I roofied myself last night so I could masturbate. That'll teach me to say no to me.
Our President of these United States of America has left this tweet up since 5ᴀᴍ Friday morning.
Here is a quote from the article that Trump linked to.
“Jack Dorsey ran downstairs and started smashing as many computers as he could, but he did need to ask for some help, as the hammer was pretty heavy. None of the programmers could lift the hammer, either. Eventually, they managed to program a robot to pick up the sledgehammer and smash the servers.“
People will say Trump only read the headline and didn’t actually click through to the satirical article. But after his town hall last night where he was talking about Joe Biden having Seal Team 6 killed during a *fake* Osama bin Laden raid (despite all of those Navy SEALs being, ya know, alive), I think it’s possible he did read that article and thought it to be absolutely true.
If the court of public opinion will permit, I have evidence to support my suspicion that the president is actually that stupid.
President Donald John Trump has a long history in which he developed a clear pattern of rampant stupidity and I believe him to be immune to satire (as opposed to the coronavirus).
He said stealth fighters are *literally* invisible. Multiple times.
Clearly we have developed Wonder Woman levels of technology.
He said that Hurricane Florence was “one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water.“
As opposed to, say, the standpoint of cats.
It was a Wet Ass Purricane.
Of course, we all remember the injecting of bleach.
And sticking UV light up your patoot–which I believe is Dr. Manhattan’s origin story.
The president also has this weird habit of developing what I call “stupidity earworms.” They are foolish notions that no one corrects him on and he keeps repeating over and over. He becomes obsessed and can’t get the siren song of stupid out of his brain.
One example relates to Hillary’s emails. Trump claims that she “acid washed” 33,000 emails.
You might be wondering, “Hey Froggie, what is acid washing?”
Well, it’s a denim treatment that makes you look… SUPER RAD.
As best as I can figure, Trump is talking about the security software called “BleachBit.” It will overwrite your disk drives multiple times with random junk so data cannot be recovered from them. Using software like this is actually standard practice and not that controversial. It’s good security hygiene.
But Trump must have heard “BleachBit” and his broken noodle somehow converted that into “acid wash.” I think he literally believes that Hillary went into a server room and started pouring acid all over everything.
I’m not even sure acid is a great way to destroy servers.
You might just end up making them look… SUPER RAD.
But then there is my absolute favorite example of Trump’s addled brain.
It is his pièce de résistance, from the standpoint of idiocy.
He claimed that… the noise… from windmills… causes cancer.
Not the construction materials. Not the electromagnetic radiation from electricity generation. Not the sun’s UV light that reflects off the blades.
All of which would be only somewhat stupid claims.
No, Trump’s stable genius blew right past somewhat stupid, straight through bigly stupid, and crashed directly into YUGE stupid.
I repeat… he said the *noise* generated by windmills… causes cancer.
He even did an impression of said noise–which I feel like endangered all the people at the rally.
I mean, how does he know his super accurate windmill impression is not a carcinogenic sound? You know how you hear a toxic sound and you grow, ummmm… a melaudioma? A tunemer? An aural blastoma?
Those things are totally real. No need to google it.
He consistently shows he has no regard for the safety of his acolytes.
He won’t wear a mask at rallies despite being infectious. He refuses to accommodate social distancing guidelines. And he will callously amplify dangerous sounds right into everyone’s earballs.
I fear even showing you the clip.
Please verify you have medical insurance before viewing.
May your auditory cancer death be swift and painless.
Do you remember during the debate when Trump censured Joe Biden for saying he needed to be smarter about the pandemic?
“Don’t ever use the word smart with me. Don’t ever use that word. Because you know what? There’s nothing smart about you.” —Donald John Trump, High IQ Man (Woman Person Camera TV)
But I think there is a better quote to sum all of this up. There is a quote from a distinguished educator who demonstrates just how far back this pattern of rampant stupidity goes.
“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had!” —William T. Kelley, Wharton Professor [source]
I rest my case.
I did look for a bunch of yall on Twitter but I'm betting you're all clever as fuck with your names like Squeegeefucker19 and milktruckdiva69 amd shit like that.
@supercrane
I see you, and in you, I see myself.
I’m so sorry. You are enough.
The world's most indestructible critter just got even more indestructible.
The world’s most indestructible critter just got even more indestructible.
Not content with its existing abilities to survive extreme temperatures, pressures, and the airless vacuum of space, the humble yet seemingly unkillable tardigrade looks to have unlocked another amazing superpower: the ability to withstand lethal doses of ultraviolet (UV) radiation.
While we have observed tardigrades surviving radiation before now thanks to a ‘damage suppression’ protein called Dsup, this UV resistance trick is a newly identified feather in the tardigrade’s cap, operating via a different kind of biological mechanism.
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Trump is like that 1 friend that only has 3 cool stories & is always forcing them into conversations but you let him cuz its kind of sad & he hasn't caught on even though everyone just default responds with "thats crazy" until its over.
Wow... angry at the media for covering Iowa floods and devastation and several other stories instead of his made up nobel prize...
I think that's the new low. "fuck Iowa and fuck all you guys, why aren't we talking about my nobel prize"
https://twitter.com/SykesCharlie/status/1316554287531655168?s=19
“WTF doesn’t quite cover this ... https://t.co/hGXzd20KfY”
@JoeBiden could meet with a Ukranian businessman in the middle of 5th Avenue and I would still vote for him.
Simply put, Barrett has no incentive to disclose anything. She could literally burn a cross and kill a Bald Eagle on the table in front of her and republican senate will still confirm her.
Liberal Memes
Scientists used a confocal laser microscope to map the topography of an IHOP flapjack.
When they compared the relative change in elevation to the US Geological Survey’s data for the state of Kansas, they were able to confirm that Kansas really is “flatter than a pancake.”
(Source, Source 2, Source 3)
science!
starting back on Twitter after a few years off. @supercrane if you pick up what I'm putting down.
