The Broken Paradox

Paradox: A seemingly absurd or self-contradictory statement or proposition that when investigated or explained may prove to be well founded or true.Flynn l 18 yrs l ESFP l Chaotic Neutral (Icon by Hyeoii on dA)

[gay-pompeii]

some designs with husbands  <З redbubble  | | teepublic 

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[devilsss-dyke-deactivated202202]

someone who doesn’t know shit about good omens please explain this image

[punk-boi-times]

Dramatic gay goth dares god to smite him down because of minor inconvenience whilst English major sophisticated gay husband and their children look on.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

Excuse me they said someone who didn’t know shit about good omens

[kategorema]

angst with a happy ending is my favourite honestly like yes bitch give me emotional conflict but dont completely ruin my soul you know

[wiipciity]

sir that’s my emotional support ending, thank u

[littlebluecaboose]

*on a date*

babe….when im with you……shrimp heaven really *is* now……

[imthedoctorbasicallyfun]

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

[thebloggerbloggerfun]

IMO I think there’s a difference between a creator saying “I’m not going to define these character’s sexualities because I don’t want to exclude perfectly valid asexual/aromantic/trans/non-binary interpretations” vs a creator saying “I mean you never know ;) Keep watching and it just might be ;) Maybe ;) We’re not going to say for sure ‘cause we don’t want to upset The Straights™️ ;)” but maybe that’s just me

[sov-ja]

smooth

[thislooksexpensive]

[cardboard-puppy]

this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think

[fluffymcmuffins]

No WONDER I have back problems.. I b carrying around this BIG ass heart all mf day

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

[i-am-a-fish]

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

[trashboi822-deactivated20210806]

what happens next, Fish?????

[i-am-a-fish]

[beebundt]

[frikiskrew]

[paulthebukkit]

same energy

[chocmarss-deactivated20260317]

Alucard: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Trevor: [tries to block the door with a board]

Sypha: [drops the castle right on top of them]

Alucard, taking off his shirt: god, you’re both so stupid

[oekaki-chan]

Haven’t finished watching Castlevania but I love Trevor already 💕

[squivulous]

Save her.

Thank you to @townsenta for letting me draw their hilarious post!

[cherryandsisters-deactivated202]

all hours are alucard loving hours

[otterlyart]

“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes.”