“A bozo is any man who’s cheated on his wife. ‘That guy’s a BOZO!’”
-John Mulaney
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“A bozo is any man who’s cheated on his wife. ‘That guy’s a BOZO!’”
-John Mulaney
He named his kid Malcolm lmfaoooooo
Well he sure as shit’s in the middle of SOMETHING
CBS?
Aight!
Batfam as John Mulaney quotes:
Bruce: one black coffee
Dick: All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
Jason: You are told never to talk to an adult you don’t know. And you are told this, by an adult you don’t know.
Tim: It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.
Damien: I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die
Cass: Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.
Barbara: Now, I don’t know if you’ve been following the news, but I’ve been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time
Steph: You have your law practice, and me, I have all these f*cking markers.
Duke: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.
Alfred: You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.
you can be upset about it but for the love of god keep your thoughts to yourself
January 20, 2021
I hate that I fully understand this
I LOVE that I fully understand this
sssh.....theyre sharing a tender moment
:v) :^)
Why does one have a way larger nose?
That’s just how some people are
Greater than
Don’t make me say it....
LMFAO
I just spit my drink out 😂😂😂😂
Why do none of our baby boomer dads have friends? I have a few theories. One: They forgot. Two: They want to be alone.
John Mulaney on Saturday Night Live
just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen
Homemade Coffee Ice Cream
Hey. You spilled your ice cream.
I am in our dining room, listening to my girlfriend watch The Cat in the Hat (2003) in the other room and as someone who has never seen the movie before I have to say, it’s an experience.
Comeback Kid is still the best Mulaney overall.
Change my mind.