A 1997 Toyota Tercel

Can you imagine a Netflix special exceeding your expectations by having a fanblog?

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“A bozo is any man who’s cheated on his wife. ‘That guy’s a BOZO!’”

-John Mulaney

[johnemulaney]

He named his kid Malcolm lmfaoooooo

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Well he sure as shit’s in the middle of SOMETHING

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CBS?

Aight!

[homicidal-toothpaste]

Batfam as John Mulaney quotes:

Bruce: one black coffee

Dick: All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.

Jason: You are told never to talk to an adult you don’t know. And you are told this, by an adult you don’t know.

Tim: It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.

Damien: I'll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I'll die

Cass: Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.

Barbara: Now, I don’t know if you’ve been following the news, but I’ve been keeping my ears open and it seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time

Steph: You have your law practice, and me, I have all these f*cking markers.

Duke: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

Alfred: You can do good work simply staying up all night and eating nothing but junk food, but probably not in the long term.

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[dommingateez]

you can be upset about it but for the love of god keep your thoughts to yourself

[batteredshoes]

January 20, 2021

[ijustpeedalittlebit]

I hate that I fully understand this

[3rowdyamazons]

I LOVE that I fully understand this

[slab-o-meat]

sssh.....theyre sharing a tender moment

:v) :^)

[archdukegrand]

Why does one have a way larger nose?

[troxvon-the-lesser]

That’s just how some people are

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Greater than

[bob-belcher]

[endmyreign]

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Don’t make me say it....

[brokenheartedcubscout]

[linrenzo]

LMFAO

[dilfweed]

I just spit my drink out 😂😂😂😂

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[amarakaran]

Why do none of our baby boomer dads have friends? I have a few theories. One: They forgot. Two: They want to be alone.

John Mulaney on Saturday Night Live

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

[fullcravings]

Homemade Coffee Ice Cream

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Hey. You spilled your ice cream.

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I am in our dining room, listening to my girlfriend watch The Cat in the Hat (2003) in the other room and as someone who has never seen the movie before I have to say, it’s an experience.

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Comeback Kid is still the best Mulaney overall.

Change my mind.