League of Legends - The bronze diary

[thebronzediary]

The first anger

I always was a calm and laid back league player. I flammed a few times in the last years but bronze has shown me the deep, dark anger in my veins. 

i ranked up real quick to bronze 4. it was kinda funny as hell and still is in b4 but i found a new species of bronzies : the hidden challenger. The biggest part of the bronze 5 players were really funny and kinda friendly but after you crossed the promo line it was full of hatred, it felt like a fisting with an ananas to play with and against them. Its like the one kid in class which is acting all cute and well but then gets critisied, goes home and microwaves her hamster called billy. They act like LCS players but are completly tilting after u said  a teemo mid lane is not the best counter pick to syndra. I got angry and almost tilted at every match, i was ashamed by myself.

i decieded to play one more game and it happend. i play a good going annie vs zed lane and what should i tell u guys ... i was fed af. i did my best to carry but my team tilted harder then the titanic did, after we lost one team fight our lucian went straight afk with the words “cyka blyat”. The team was flamming each other and the point of no return was reached, the first time in my life i rage quited a computer game and were angry about it for ours. 

i finally realised i will slighty mutate to one of them : the bronzies 

[thebronzediary]

Promo feeling and playing after 12pm

I went after 5 games to my promo and found out something interessting. After i failed the first match of my promo and lost horribly i decieded to see how long it will take to stress the enemy team that much, that they would surrender. I told my very cooperative team to pick good picks but probably the most annoying. We got teemo top (against garen) bard support (against tham kench) miss fortune adc (against vayne) heimerdinger mid (against kata) and last but not least me with kindred as the jungler vs a nidalee. After garen gave first blood to teemo and started to play hide and seek against garen u were able to pyhsicaly feel the flame in the teamchat of the opponents. After kata went 0/4 she decieded to visit me in the jungle and started to dance infront of me, after i danced almost 2 minutes with her i took the free kill and decieded to counter jungle, nidalee ragequited after my first kill on her and blamed katas mother to gave birth to her. Garen quited almost at the same time after teemo went 8/1 and was probably the scariest thing a man could imagine. They surrender after 25 minutes and the promo was won. After that match i got a lot of flame and private messages from nidalee which was obviously a very young player, she blammed me for torturing her so much even after the hard day of a pupil in the 8th grade.

[thebronzediary]

Teemo = trollpick and a friendly bronze dude

After a few games in bronze elo i found some really interessting Facts about bronze. Especially the attitude was like catching your pets at a act of coitus, it was weird. 

I met a player u spamed in the chat that all lanes will lose cuz its everytime like that, after we won the match, he said that he carried with wukong (0/8) and added me.

The other one, called himself a troll and yelled (writting in capslock) that we will lose. He instalocked teemo and said he was able to go at any lane. he went top and the magic happend... The enemy Nasus ragequited after he went 0/8 and teemo carried the whole fucking match to be honest. 

I also met a blitzcrank, who were really good, he called himself best hooker euw and was good as hell. He added me and called himself a bronzie veteran, he displayed the picture  of the first season cup and we got best duo q friends, I dont understand him cause he is really much spanish but i think he likes me. 

[thebronzediary]

First contact

My first game in bronze five was like i would watch all clichee videos about bronze 5 in 30 minutes. 

I played Dr. Mundo against and teemo, which was a harrasment. Our shaco was a really good player, after two ganks he was able via split push to get an inhib for us, but or yasuo was thinking about leaving cause shaco was not helping the team. 

After i won the lane against teemo, he started to write in caps and flamming me like i was the goddamn son of Adolf Hitler himself (this was a quote). 

We won a lot of teamfights and were ahead up to 10 kills and 12k gold. we got to inhibs with shaco and his tactical backdoor but at the baron, which we used to do after a won team fight, he fail-smited and the enemy blitzcrank was probably jizzing in his pants because he stole a baron with his grab. 

We lost one nexus turret but we used to fight again a almost aced them, but after shaco and i were going to finish the rest of team died to a 500 hp teemo and he won the match alone.

[thebronzediary]

here is my rank. idk why i’ve -10lp (i have no clue how this is possible). Let the journy begin.

[thebronzediary]

The Start

i played my last placement today (6 wins / 4 loses). I was deranked from silver 3 to bronze 5. Everyone is making jokes about the funny things that happen in bronze and i want to write them down and follow up my rank up history.