Listennnnn, I need some Batfleck headcanons, please. Thank you 🫡
This man is too overhated :/ I still think he was an amazing Bruce (and Batman), and I wish we had seen more of him. Dare I say, Jeremy Irons' Alfred is one of my favorite interpretations ever. Loved him in BvS. Specially scenes with him and Bruce.
He and Alfred jog around the Manor property together for exercise
He’s a functional alcoholic but only in between his cases / big missions. Otherwise he’s 100% sober for peak physical performance.
The kind of Batman who beat up criminals for even looking at Robin, much less making a joke about hurting him.
Darker, grittier and more pessimistic even before he lost Robin. He didn’t trust anyone beyond Alfred, and it took years for him to warm up to Robin (Dick or Jason, depends on if you go off Snyder lol)
Every single inch of property and every cent he owns goes to Alfred immediately upon his death. This is an expectation, not a worse case scenario.
Most of his failsafes are a complex series of satellite uploads and then explosives. Soooooo many explosives under that lake.
Sustains on an insane amount of calories per day (see my protein post)
So big/massive that the Bane matchup in this universe was much more balanced (he didn’t get his back broken but absolutely got beaten up)
On that note: breaking his bones doesn’t stop him, it just makes him more angry (this is a man who pulled a knife out of his own rotator cuff to stab someone with)
GCPD doesn’t just fear him because they’re corrupt, they fear his brand (he has a bad habit of branding cops who betray innocents right in the face)
Once spent ten or so days pit fighting in the Narrows for intel and actually won minor fame as a brawler
Alfred has slapped him awake on more than one occasion so that Bruce can help move himself (he weighs too much for Alfred to even try moving)
Alfred never left him or the lake house because he made a promise to Martha that he would always watch over Bruce
Jim Gordon respects and fears him in equal amounts. He watched what happened after Robin’s death and just shook his head.
The acid burn on his shoulder is from the Joker taunting him for being too pretty after unmasking him and threatening to burn his face off.
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