Basically Zoidberg

I have a newfound appreciation for Futurama and have discovered that I am Basically Zoidberg, However, it should be noted that this page is not limited to Futurama things. It will have many types of posts that don't really go together. So stay and read, or don't… Live ya life.

[deejay]

[ruinedchildhood]

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[basalt-dnd]

Yet another 100 magic items! I’m procrastinating on classwork.

Note: These range from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects or settings where magic is rarer). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

[jennaflare]

This is amaaaaazing advice

[akron-squirrel]

So, I drove up to a stop sign, and there were a bunch of farm animals fenced in by the road. I saw a goat staring at me and decided to record a video, but I forgot my CD was still playing.

It turned out to be a beautiful thing. XD

[disgustinganimals]

i just don’t get foreign films.

[alienassmuffin]

scully @ mulder every time he argues aliens 

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[casliyn]

Kathy Bates performing ‘That’s What I Like’ by Bruno Mars is the best thing you’ll see all day.

[onlyblackgirl]

Yes ma’am.

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

[pocdisneys]

[sushinfood]

DESTROYED

[humanityinahandbag]

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR THIS OTP. 

[elfgrove]

Since I saw a couple of reblogs asking, this is from the Disney’s American Legends Short: John Henry. It was put out as a direct to video release in 2002, and was re-released in August 2015 as part of the Walt Disney Animation Studios Short Films Collection. That 2015 release was just added to Netflix, so if you have a subscription, you can go watch it now. If you don’t have Netflix, you can purchase the shorts on Amazon Instant Video, iTunes, or DVD. John Henry is the first short in the collection.

[sasukesplug]

i really want context for this

[buffpharah-deactivated20240810]

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[klubbhead]

[brightcoat]

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

[wackd-archive]

[mayflame15]

[chopsaws-deactivated344321]

my best friend just pointed out that scully and mulder are the ‘squat gods’ and she doesn’t even watch x files but,,,,she’s right,,,,

Squat Gods

[alienassmuffin]

scully @ mulder every time he argues aliens 

(x)

[tabbran]

Please send me more of these memes, I need to see literally every single one of them

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[castlevanian]

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submitted by @artistic-cyber-cat

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this meme is officially called Fantasy Painting Object Labeling, thanks for that @eddrian32!

[juliaanoia]

I love these so much

[tattooed-historian]

Pick your fighter

[brownnesscrew]

This is so important. 

[gowheretheskymeetsthesea]

How she switched that dialect back and forth tho 😍

[kravemychocolatekurves]

I heard about 4 different people and loved every one of them

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

WHY DID A GROUP OF WHITE MEN WRITE LAWS FOR PEOPLE THAT WOULD BE BORN HUNDREDS OF YEARS LATER WHY ARENT WE ALOUD TO CHANGE AND REVISIT THE CONSITUTION AS TIME CHANGES SHIT THATS FROM 300 YEARS AGO DONT APPLY TO TODAY THE FUCK

[systlin]

You know, Thomas Jefferson said that Americans should revisit the Constitution every twenty years and re-write from scratch as needed to reflect the changing needs of society. 

[systlin]

The reason for this, he said, was that he feared that Americans would not view themselves as stakeholders in the foundation document of US law, and therefore become divorced from the idea of their own self-governance, and that politicians from the President down would become ‘like wolves’. 

*Looks around at America in 2017*

Yeah he fuckin called that shit. 

[daveisverydeactivated]

having the oldest used constitution in the world is not a point of pride, its just fuckin lazy, lol

[buzzfeedtasty]

Mac And Cheese As Made By Terry Crews

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

his voice is like grass-fed organic butter kneaded by friendly old ladies

[justcariii]

Saves video

[afrocosm-deactivated20231121]

His voice is so soothing

[erinthebrave]

How do you save the video?