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Them/them, agender, asexual. Main blog is philethistry.tumblr.com, anime blog at itspeeko.tumblr.com

[moonbaycrossing]

Dreaming of マシュマロトース by kanayaaan_mori

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[perfectlychee]

animal crossing koalas 𖡼*:･

click for better quality (^__^)

[thebuttonbreaker]

They discontinued the Astro furniture series in New Horizons specifically because they hate VortiCity. Fuck that would've been dope

[demilypyro]

See now THIS guy is cheesed to meet me

[pie-bean]

Nooo he's not a bug, Flick!

[thebuttonbreaker]

Found a DIY bottle from Julian while Julian is a tourist on my island...

I choose to believe he just dropped it on the beach and called it a day

[jadeazora]

So who ya going with?

Browt

Pombon

Gecqua

Voting ended onMar 6

I feel like all the dog Pokemon have pretty solid evolutions so I've got pretty high hopes for Pombon.

Gecqua and Browt are okay, but I'm more curious about their final evolutions, and if it will be what sways me to them instead. That happened to me with Litten in Alola, we got Incineroar and I jumped ship to Rowlet.

[thebuttonbreaker]

Fruit / flower combos in my Animal Crossing villages:

Fogwell - oranges + lilies

VortiCity - peaches + cosmos

Wrongway - pears + violets

I had cherries in my dropped first play of New Horizons. So next I want apples, and who knows what flower. I'll decide when I play the next game, I need to know the personality of my town! (I don't really want roses, though.)

[thebuttonbreaker]

BROOOO! It's Festivale and and GUESS who's visiting?!

Midge AND Eugene!!! Two of my OG villagers on my first Animal Crossing village!! Fogwell on New Leaf! This is SO rad

[racodrawsstuff]

Hey, cousin 👋🦊 Out of all the Animal Crossing characters, my fave would have to be ACNH’s one and only sketchy AF art dealer, Jolly Redd. Fun fact: Kitsunes 🦊 (Redd) and Tanukis 🦝 (Tom Nook) are natural enemies in ancient Japanese folklore 👀 

[izzypaw]

animal crossing & alcohol are all that i need

[pie-bean]

They regret getting office jobs

[mawphead]

1st person horror

[thebuttonbreaker]

I love finding out what my villagers give each other in the "[in an argument with]" scenario.

Frita (sisterly) just got Pietro (smug) a chiton. As a make-up gift. I guess the line of thought went, "Well, he's dramatic, so something theatrical will do the trick"

EDIT: Wait. Claudius is on my island. And he's not in a chiton... because he's wearing the hotel outfit...

Frita what did you do

[thebuttonbreaker]

It is the year of Hell on Earth 2025 and I made Matthew Williams Canada Hetalia in the Sims

I didn't know they could take selfies :'')

I made vv this one vv a "happy memory." Me too, bud.

It's Canadian bacon pizza

Here he is being miserable and depressed with pizza rolls

The first thought bubble Want is "A Hug"

Me too, bud

[thebuttonbreaker]

To take my mind off the state of the world, I decided to dive into the Sims. Obviously my starting family is a gay couple consisting of a cowboy alien comedian and a Chinese gourmet chef who wants to be a vampire and also a sportsball player. They have four children

Anyway Chinese vampire guy was flirting with Geoffrey Landgraab, a rich dude whose spouse is a mafia boss. And Nancy showed up at the house and is making some awkward conversation and good lord she looks like someone spent a enormous amount of time in the vanilla character creator to make sure she looks like she belongs on Fox News

[prokopetz]

Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

[gragshash]

So what you’re saying is that Bowser is more or less on the same level of villainy as Dr. Doofenshmirtz?

[prokopetz]

Oh, quite the opposite – point him at any target that isn’t the Mushroom Kindgom and he’s this massive outside context problem that rolls over entire armies and cracks planets in half. It’s just the Mushroom Kingdom in particular he can’t seem to figure out, and that bothers him terribly.

[jadagul]

The obvious implication is that, like, Mario is an A-tier hero who happens to live in a C-tier nation.

Like, if Clark Kent hadn’t moved to the big city for a reporting job, he’d still be Superman. And there’s be some villain who tried to knock over a bank in Bumfuck Kansas and wound up having a very bad day.

(And eventually we have Lex Luthor spending a huge amount of time trying and failing to run some penny-ante scheme in rural Kansas and failing, and no one can take him seriously despite the fact that he’s just as competent as he would be in canon.)

[comatosecartesian]

In Oregon there lives a species of snake capable of surviving tetrodotoxin doses strong enough to kill animals thousands of times their size. This is because they evolved alongside a species of poisonous newt which they consume regularly, which produces ludicrous amounts of a poison thousands of times stronger than cyanide. They got to this point by fighting each other in the same bumfuck nowhere habitat for millions of years. The newts got more toxic to fight the snakes. The snakes got better immunity to keep eating newts. Now we’re left with snakes capable of eating some of the most poisonous creatures alive, and newts so deadly that they are inedible to anything other than these snakes.

What I’m trying to say is that Mario and Bowser are the result of two evenly-matched overpowered idiots fighting the same battle for decades. The consequences only become clear when you square them up to literally anything else.

[eschercat]

These are the outlandish and logical takes I want on my dash