The California Kings

Chris - Casey - Shon - Chad. Four brothers. Video games. Recording technology. One plus one plus one equals The California Kings.

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“3.5 servings per can” me, eating the whole can: interesting

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Dropsy the Clown might be the most innocent character ever, but tragedy lingers close by in his world. King Chris here, and now Dropsy has to deal with someone catching a mysterious sickness. It's up to our huggable clown to figure out how to save the ill, but when medicine costs money and a clown has no money, well, things could get messy.

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With the news that Simon Kinberg, producer on Fantastic Four (or, more accurately, FANT4STIC), is still pushing for a sequel to the film, I decided to make a quick reaction video to that. Sorry for the shitty audio, I hopped on my laptop to get these thoughts out while my desktop was rendering more Dropsy footage.

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I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN! Which is precisely what I do once I hit the Top Dog camp of Gut Noose. King Chris here, exploring side missions and story missions and top dogs to give you Loyal Subjects something entertaining. I might have bit off a little more than I can chew, despite my upgrades. Do I have a chance, or I am getting too deep already?

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What Dropsy might lack in brains, he makes up for it with good-natured hugs. Dropsy's mission is not only to clear his name, but to make everyone around him happy, and it's one of the most genuinely fantastic feelings in video games. Meanwhile, we're trying to dodge that copyright bullet, so we had to turn the game music off. But! You fine folk can purchase the game along with a copy of the soundtrack at the clickable link below, so if you're liking what you're seeing make sure to support this fantastic game!

Buy Dropsy: http://store.steampowered.com/app/274350

All background tracks in this vid were found on http://incompetech.com/

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DROPSY! He's a clown, he's a happy guy, he's huggable, and he's kinda creepy. King Chris here, and I'm playing this point-and-click "hugventure" as Dropsy the Clown goes on a quest to clear his name of a terrible tragedy, all the while bringing smiles and hugs to everyone in sight. This is a psychedelic trip that is seriously beautiful with a fantastic soundtrack. Hit play and take the trip with me!

Get Dropsy on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/274350

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Back into the Wasteland we go! King Chris here, and what we've got here is two and a half hours of footage ground down into 46 minutes of Mad Maxitude. We've got our first convoy encounter, we've got the intro to Jeet - a rebel leader fighting against Scrotus - we've got our first look at the killer storms that sweep across the salt, and the fate of our beloved Dinki-Di! Stick around, it only gets madder and badder from here!

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Back to the Wasteland! In this video, I take a spin across the salt with my new harpoon, gather a few upgrades, and tackle the takedown of a warboy camp. This game is chock full of combat, explosions, and collectables to collect. Also, nitro. Nitro is good, nitro is blessed.

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King Chris here, and HOLY CROW the Mad Max game is frickin awesome. After a quick restart (my footage crashed about a minute into the game), I dove into this massive post-apocalyptic game featuring cars, crazies, and Chumbucket the Blackfinger (just wait, just you wait), and while I'm just going off of the first half-hour, this is going to be wicked. There's dogs, Warboys, and lots of pulse-pounding combat to be seen -- and that just scratches the surface. Buckle up, rev your engines, and WITNESS!

Edit: sorry that my voice was so loud in this video, I'll fix the sound settings so that I'm not overwhelming the game so much.

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Well, Loyal Subjects, we're in for a doozy this time around. I didn't mean to make such a long video this time around, but the gameplay was so good that I just kept going. This time around, Eliot Ness encounters a familiar face from the past, and does the whole CSI thing. The visuals and the story are breathtaking, and we're nearing the end of Episode 1.

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Do you like detective fiction? Do you like film noir? Well, strap yourselves in and get ready for Blues and Bullets to suck you in and keep you playing. This is a gorgeous episodic adventure game, featuring a kidnapping plot, a retired Eliot Ness, gangsters, satanic rituals, and cops with indigestion. Join me, King Chris, as I dive into the noir-soaked world of Blue and Bullets!

Buy it on Steam: http://store.steampowered.com/app/378660/

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Dear Loyal Subjects. Today, I discovered that Minecraft is a seriously fucked up game. Yes, that's correct. This is a seriously fucked up game. It is terrifying. It is horrifying. And it is trying to make you squirm. In short: HOLY FUCKING TOAST THIS GAME IS FUCKED UP

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King Chris here, back with more Minecraft, and lemme tell ya, I don't know what I'm doing.

No really thats the whole point of this episode

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Greetings, Loyal Subjects! King Chris here, and we're finally diving into Minecraft, a decision that has nothing to do with views. At all.

But seriously, I've never played this game before other than a brief few minutes in Creative Mode at the behest of my daughter, so this is something entirely new for me. And when I say I don't know what I'm doing, I really mean it. Can I survive Survival Mode?

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I heard what you said, "Lara Croft" -- if you can even be called that anymore.

In all seriousness, we've witnessed the degradation of a young woman named Lara Croft, witnessed her being forced into brutal situations, and being forced into killing  her attackers because this game hates Lara Croft. It hates her, and it hates you. Especially if you're a fan of Tomb Raider.

Go play something else. Anything that's not this game.

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Welcome back to Tomb Raider! King Chris here, and we've got a couple surprises. Number one: Lara Croft isn't actually a protagonist in this game, she's just an errand girl. Number two: FACECAM! Yes, we finally have facecam. At least I do. I don't know about the other Kings. Maybe they'll show their ugly mugs at some point.

Anyways, Tomb Raider ya bladda bladda bladda.

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In a bit of a different sort of video, I (King Chris) take the Loyal Subjects on a brief overview of Windows 10 to answer the question: should I upgrade or no? Click play and let's see what this bad boy can do!