The Canary

[taylorswift]

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Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift 📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott

[greglestrade]

some customers: oh my god i’m so sorry i have to ask you a question i feel so foolish for not knowing this already please help me but i’m so sorry forgive me other customers: answer this question before i’ve even asked it or i’ll kill you where you stand 

[kai-ni]

#1 has worked in retail

#2 hasn’t

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I don’t get why there’s homophobes on tumblr like ????? this is the one website all the gay people flock to ???? the gayest website ???? you are so outnumbered ?????

[silvaalarcon]

lordstark:

ho ho holy shit it’s almost christmas

[birdschoolforbirds]

WILL???? IS THAT YOU WILL???? W I L L 

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

current mood: 🎃🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🎃🎃🎃🎃🍂🎃🎃🍂🎃🍂🎃🎃🎃🍂🍂🎃🎃🍂

next mood: 🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎄🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄🎅🏻🎅🏻🎄

[thatattoozone-deactivated201710]

[redbonealien-deactivated2019111]

self-confidence, i’m realizing, is a lot deeper than just thinking i’m beautiful and being free in who i am. it also includes being confident in my decisions and trusting myself to be committed to the things i want to do. to step outside of my comfort zone and assure myself that i will be okay in doing so. this kind of self-confidence will help me see the success i want to see.

[drferox]

‘Temporary’ Names

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

[drferox]

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

He’s growing fast.

And getting into trouble

Happy post number 2500!

[zooophagous]

Tell Trashbag I love him

[lenacraft]

We love you Trashbag

[drferox]

Trash Bag chose Charmander.

[crystallineaffluence]

I love this

[justcallmeaphrabehn]

This is my cat Fork

[disc80s]

p~~aw!

[homophobic-slur]

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

“i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”

[niceshibe]

i can be your angle…. or yuor devil

[bootdrop]

tutorial

brush him

[owomon]

thank u… i learned a lot..

[jadechristineee]

❀✿ Pretty boy ✿❀

[allleyezzonme]

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

[gingeralefanclub-deactivated201]

not to be dramatic but i would literally rather die

[stoicsilence]

found batman forever on my front lawn

[stoicsilence]

there are some dvds in the ditch at the end of my front lawn

could these be the missing batman films?

no, it’s superman 3 and 4

theyre both superman 3 and 4

the plot thickens

[stoicsilence]

?

???

????????

[stoicsilence]

i neglected to mention it in the original post, but the original dvd case i found only contained 1 dvd that included the films batman forever and batman and robin while the other 2 movies in the series batman and batman returns were missing

this morning i saw something in front of my neghbours house across the street from me

it was what looked like a dvd

again i thought

maybe its the missing batman films

or maybe its 3 dvds

oh

its 3 more copies of batman forever/batman and robin

great

[stoicsilence]

WHO IS DOING THIS

[stoicsilence]

no idea what this movie even fucking is

[stoicsilence]

blu-ray this time? fancy.

what are these supposed to be

oh

well ive been meaning to see rogue one sometime

wonder if theyll still work

[stoicsilence]

MY MOM IS BEING TARGETED TOO

[stoicsilence]

so

i should probably be dating each update to this but i guess the original reblogs have their dates included

perhaps i could analyze the data and find a pattern

for now i have 2 more superman quadrilogies

interestingly enough inside one of the superman movie cases was actually 3 dvds

there was another copy of superman ¾

if you recall in a previous update i had already found 3 discs of superman ¾

the count has gone up to 6 superman ¾ discs while only just today finding 2 superman ½ discs

who owns these dvds all in bulk

why are they being separated only to be disposed of in pairs or threes in front of my house

im sorry this has been such an obscenely long post but i have a feeling its only going to get longer from here on out