Nobody special.

Go about your business.

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[youarean-ocean]

Iceland

[autumn-cairn]

where’s the fuckin ice

[jakeenglishofficial]

in Greenland

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with “You know what’ll piss people off”

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[doomwads]

Xmas Doom

festive imp

Game: Doom II Year: 1994 Port: Any Specs: MAP01-MAP03 Gameplay Mods: None Author: Simply Silly Software (Joe Wilcox et al) idgames | doomwiki | onemandoom

[zkitty8]

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[cupidsenpai-deactivated20171221]

official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

[mariakono]

[knightofleo]

Andrey Surnov | facebook | instagram | behance | deviantart evening traffic 1 subway shipyard crane cranes evening traffic 2 evening traffic 3 night shop 1  6:00 AM shooting gallery dark street pizzeria night shop 2 red café

Bonus:

closed café

more art by Andrey Surnov

[shiftythrifting]

Y’all. I found it. The crown jewel of shifty finds. This is the chariot that I’ll ride into hell. Buy it today at West End Antique Mall, Richmond VA

[sovietsofficial]

ITS HIM

[systlin]

Incidentally, if you are fishing any stream or river in the Mississippi river watershed and catch any fuckers that look like this;

DO NOT THROW THEM BACK FOR FUCK’S SAKE. 

That’s an Asian Carp, and they ARE invasive. The Iowa DNR encourages people to catch, kill, and eat as many as possible. 

They’re also tasty as hell, even though they’ve got lots of bones. 

[systlin]

Also, yes, this fish has weird eyes that are set real low and look downwards. 

It does not have two eyes on the same side; it just has a mark there that looks sorta like one. 

Another pic;

They mostly eat plants, but sometimes will get snagged when line fishing. But, they also do THIS;

Midwesterners being who we are, we immediately knew what to do; BOWFISH THEM SHITS

And INVENT THE SPORT KNOWN AS ‘SCARPING’, which is just netting them out of the air/smacking them with baseball bats/spearing them with pitchforks/ect while waterskiing;

[thatweirdlittlegothgirl-deactiv]

See…I’m good with a bow…but not that good. I AM however much better with a net and having the prey come to me. …Does anyone want to take me to go Scarping?

[systlin]

You can also use a shotgun

The DNR actively encourages all inventive ways of killing them off that people can come up with. There’s no limit on them, so you can fill up the boat. 

And they’re DANGED tasty. Nice mild firm white flesh. 

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

Only in American might you go shooting fish off the back of a moving boat.

[autisticeducator]

New York has them listed as an invasive species and they are the only fish in New York that may be hunted with a bow.

[maggiekarp2]

When people ask how you can kill and save animals at the same time, there you go

[trilllizard666]

CONSUME THE INVASIVE ONES

[themaninthegreenshirt]

Big Jay McNeely at the Olympic Auditorium, Los Angeles 1951

[themaninthegreenshirt]

R.I.P. Big Jay McNeely, 29th April, 1927 -16th Sept, 2018.

[bizarnage]

The official Sony China account on Weibo shows us why Venom would be good boyfriend material.

https://weibo.cn/detail/4283011597440004

[keroa]

reblog if AAAAAAAAA

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[numahachi]

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[phuiscribbles]

啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊 啊  啊 啊 啊

[jukun]

[valbrandur]

[ddemotivators]

AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

[minervafloofderg-migrating]

[thegreenwolf]

[itsadragonaesthetic]

This is such an abstract type of comedy I don’t even know how to handle it

[solarpunksoftie]

Rosetta Stone

[ratanak45]

Honest heart

Old world blues

Dead money

Lonesome road

Courier stash

Gun runners arsenal

The entire game:

[yes-gamer]

[manwich85-deactivated20200415]

This is the best thing I’ve seen here this year.

[slowparts]

The purest content

[zero-eight-three]

JC Denton - Deus Ex (2000)

[trilllizard666]

JC Denton in da fresh

[ruinedchildhood]

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[supersoftly]

Maintaining appearances and at least making an attempt to be pleasant will get you through basic irl socializing for the most part. Listening attentively, responding politely and showing any form of empathy will almost always get you by and even possibly generate goodwill. It doesn’t take a lot for people to be convinced you’re a reasonable person that they can get along with.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

>convinced

[rift-master]

Dude, did you make this post because we watched Clerks earlier or is this because I asked about the Chick Fil A meme?

[supersoftly]

No, I’ve just been hanging out with a lot of 18-21 year old boys who play mostly video games and I think when you’re inexperienced and young, you assume the worst about socializing with strangers. This is just general advice that stemmed from that thought.