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Easton Orion Grant Indie serial killer OC

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“There is blood everywhere and I am lost in it. I breathe blood, not air.”

— Kelly Cherry, from Rising Venus; “Lady Macbeth on the Psych Ward,”

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blood is the prettiest accessory a boy can wear

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✦      THAT    70′S     SHOW    PROMPTS     !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF THAT 70S SHOW PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I believe that everyone’s political opinion is valid and worth hearing. ❞

❝ Tell me, what do you consider your best quality? ❞

❝ Doesn’t pretty much everything make us horny? ❞

❝ It’s like bad things always happen to me, like I have bad luck or something. ❞

❝ Responsible people don’t go around getting their nipples twisted. ❞

❝ Look, I might be the only guy in here who’s actually killed a man. ❞

❝ The bridge of the nose, it’s very vulnerable. ❞

❝ Gentlemen, we have finally done it. A pot leaf on the water tower! ❞

❝ It doesn’t look like a pot leaf. . ❞

❝ What’re you gonna put on your resume? “Dumbass”? ❞

❝ I’m not afraid of anything and I’m going! ❞

❝ Excuse me, [NAME], when exactly did you lose your soul? ❞

❝ Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. ❞

❝ I know, it’s difficult to hear with your head up your ass. ❞

❝ Do you remember how angry he got when I didn’t rake the yard?  ❞

❝ I’ve thrown a lot of rocks at kids with lemonade stands…  ❞

❝ Okay, you know what? Let’s just turn that Redneck Mother song back on! ❞

❝ Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person. . ❞

❝ Is there anything in your book about not insulting my father? ❞

❝ You mean to tell me this whole time you could have been buying us beer?! ❞

❝ And if I had a beer, I’d be getting over it right now. ❞

❝ Well, one thing I’m thinkin’ - I’ve gotta stop watchin’ the damn soaps. ❞

❝ Just like that? You don’t need to interview anyone else? ❞

❝ You mean that girl who spent last night in my bed? ❞

❝ How stupid do you think I am? We know what you were doing in the car. ❞

❝ I don’t wanna live with this lying anymore. ❞

❝ Okay. So, do you wanna go up to my room and have sex? ❞

❝ You know what I’d like, though? Just one last goodbye kiss. ❞

❝ So, did you kiss her? ‘Cause I’ll kill you if you kissed her. ❞

❝ No, I didn’t want to kiss her. I wanted to hand her a napkin…  ❞

❝ There was not a moment when she didn’t have a face full of food. I was disgusted. ❞

❝ What are you talking about, loser? ❞

❝ Well, I know some stuff about you, little lady. ❞

❝ We will never be friends. We’ll be more than friends. Because now I love you! ❞

❝ God, I can’t believe it, someone’s nasty butt is in my picture. ❞

❝ Oh man, I can’t tell who it is, I wish we had a magnifying glass. ❞

❝ You’re all cheering away and all the time you’re getting mooned, yeah! ❞

❝ I’m cracking down. And I’m cracking down hard! ❞

❝ Did you ever see the one where I hated living here? ❞

❝ You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? ❞

❝ Why do you have these down here? ❞

❝ Why do you need them? Aren’t I enough? ❞

❝ You know what? I don’t wanna know bout the whatnot. I’m outta here. ❞

❝ You can’t kill me like you killed [NAME], you big doofy! ❞

❝ Oh, well I guess that explains the giant knife, the guts all over your apron. ❞

❝ I would strongly encourage you to go to anger management classes. ❞

❝ That sounds like it could be kind of fun, right? ❞

❝ Hey, next time you fool around with someone else’s boyfriend, why don’t you take your panties when you’re done?! ❞

❝ So these are some other girl’s panties?! ❞

❝ Last night? But I was drunk. Why can’t you do it? ❞

❝ In fact, I bought you that belt. So hand it over. And the shirt too. ❞

❝ One time I told her that she looked pretty when really she looked pretty skanky. ❞

❝ I told you again and again, I have no interest in you and you don’t have a chance. ❞

❝ I’m gonna explain my feelings to you through a highly disciplined form of Japanese poetry: Haiku. ❞

❝ Wait! Did you just say that you’re interested in me and that I have a chance? ❞

❝ That’s your own brain comprehending it’s own stupidity. ❞

❝ What kind of man leaves a bunch of kids alone with a keg? ❞

❝ God, we are such a… perfect couple. ❞

❝ But now, I have found my passion: Hair! ❞

❝ This isn’t something you do through the mail, is it? ❞

❝ Are you having fun? ❞

❝ I’m so glad you’re my study partner. Because you make learning fun. ❞

❝ Okay, well, no more study breaks. We have to get this report done. ❞

❝ I have never dined and dashed, and I’m not about to start now. ❞

❝ Did you ever wonder why I was running to the car? ❞

❝ Special brownies… Like the special kind of special? ❞

❝ I don’t think those were special brownies, man. ❞

❝ So, you’re saying that [NAME] and I will be okay? ❞

❝ While we were getting beat up, I think I got to second base.  ❞

❝ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin’ off. ❞

❝ Are you breaking up with me? ❞

❝ So, you’re an angel, right? Is there any thing you can do to help me? ❞

❝ ‘Hey’? Is that all you have to say to me? ❞

❝ So, what, you’re like, kicking me out? … Wow. Okay then. Bye. ❞

❝ Well, if you’re kicking her out, then you’re kicking me out. ❞

❝ It’s not like head cheerleader’s always the most talented but in my case, it’s true. ❞

❝ You’re supposed to pick just one…to love, not nail. Love. ❞

❝ I finally get to drive it? Wow! Okay, uh, where does the key go? ❞

❝ I think whatever you’re on I’ll take two of em! ❞

❝ Okay boys lights out and no staying up til 8:30 giving each other hugs! ❞    

❝ I don’t think I can be with you anymore. I want to break up.. ❞    

❝ Oh, good God. You kids switch partners more than square dancers! ❞    

❝ No, it’s not what you think. We’re not together. ❞  

❝ You cannot expect me to believe that you never went through menopause. ❞    

❝ I’ve always been quite health-conscious. I told you to eat more vegetables! ❞    

❝ Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste. ❞    

❝ There’s nothing any of us can do. We’re all screwed. ❞    

❝ I know these past few weeks have been hard on you, hard on all of us really. ❞    

❝ Well I was just saying that, I’m getting married! ❞    

❝ I don’t think this situation calls for camouflage, [NAME]. ❞    

❝ Would you please go put some pants on? This is where I eat. ❞    

❝ Well what idiot leaves a Lego set right in front of the door? ❞    

❝ You didn’t want me to make a scene? You didn’t want me to make a scene!  ❞    

❝ Hey, maybe, maybe the dream continued and we went to find some girls? ❞    

❝ Let’s get you happy kids hitched as soon as possible! Like next week! ❞    

❝ I haven’t shenaniganned in six years. I’ve hooliganned, I’ve no-good-nicked, I’ve ne'er-do-welled. ❞  

❝ That’s a burn about a burn, that’s a second-degree burn. ❞  

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[thecanvaskiller]

Hey stranger, how have you been? I have a friend I think you’d enjoy meeting.

“.....And who might that be?”

[thecanvaskiller]

📓 High School!AU ((hi hi))

Easton was a junior. He could have graduated early, he was very smart and well organized, but of course, that would draw attention to him. He stayed in the shadows the best he could, which wasn’t too hard. He was, after all, a rich boy in a rich school, with other rich children that considered him their friend but rarely spoke to him. Ideal.

And then there was a transfer. A boy with less money but not none, by the look of him, probably on scholarship. He would be eaten alive if he were here on scholarship, all but the best and brightest were. He introduced himself when the new boy sat beside him at the lunch table only because it was polite.

“Hello, I’m Easton Grant.”

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“I thought I told you to kill /her?”

“You didn’t actually expect me to do that, did you?” Easton looked mildly surprised, even though he wasn’t. “Killing is never the answer, Tak, did you try to talk to her?”

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Takashi pouted a little as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked away. “Didn’t think you’d be so reasonable, Mr. Canvas Killer,” he muttered, “And I tried talking to her already…..it didn’t work.”

[thecanvaskiller]

Easton raised an eyebrow. “You’re talking nonsense, Tak. Did you get enough sleep last night? I would never hurt anyone, I hope you know that.”

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He rolled his eyes, “Don’t act like that. I know what you do when you’re all alone in your basement. Maybe I should just call the police already since you don’t seem to care enough.” Takashi shrugged and pulled his phone out of his pocket.

[thecanvaskiller]

“I have never killed someone in my basement, you’re clearly not thinking straight.” That was true. He had never killed anyone in his house, he had never told anyone he was the Canvas Killer, and most importantly… he had most of the police force in his pocket.

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This made him angrier, “When are you going to stop lying to me? I know what you are, Easton. You’re a psychopathic murderer, and all you do is manipulate me and everyone else around you.”

[thecanvaskiller]

“That’s a big accusation, Tak, have any evidence to back it up?” Easton didn’t look concerned in the slightest, maybe a little hurt if anything.

[thecanvaskiller]

“I thought I told you to kill /her?”

“You didn’t actually expect me to do that, did you?” Easton looked mildly surprised, even though he wasn’t. “Killing is never the answer, Tak, did you try to talk to her?”

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Takashi pouted a little as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked away. “Didn’t think you’d be so reasonable, Mr. Canvas Killer,” he muttered, “And I tried talking to her already…..it didn’t work.”

[thecanvaskiller]

Easton raised an eyebrow. “You’re talking nonsense, Tak. Did you get enough sleep last night? I would never hurt anyone, I hope you know that.”

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He rolled his eyes, “Don’t act like that. I know what you do when you’re all alone in your basement. Maybe I should just call the police already since you don’t seem to care enough.” Takashi shrugged and pulled his phone out of his pocket.

[thecanvaskiller]

“I have never killed someone in my basement, you’re clearly not thinking straight.” That was true. He had never killed anyone in his house, he had never told anyone he was the Canvas Killer, and most importantly... he had most of the police force in his pocket.

[thecanvaskiller]

“I thought I told you to kill /her?”

“You didn’t actually expect me to do that, did you?” Easton looked mildly surprised, even though he wasn’t. “Killing is never the answer, Tak, did you try to talk to her?”

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Takashi pouted a little as he crossed his arms over his chest and looked away. “Didn’t think you’d be so reasonable, Mr. Canvas Killer,” he muttered, “And I tried talking to her already…..it didn’t work.”

[thecanvaskiller]

Easton raised an eyebrow. “You’re talking nonsense, Tak. Did you get enough sleep last night? I would never hurt anyone, I hope you know that.”

[thecanvaskiller]

“I thought I told you to kill /her?”

“You didn’t actually expect me to do that, did you?” Easton looked mildly surprised, even though he wasn’t. “Killing is never the answer, Tak, did you try to talk to her?”

[thecanvaskiller]

Something Old | Closed Starter

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Steve blinked, trying to remember Easton, before he nodded. “Oh wow, that was a while ago, Easton right? You go here?” He was surprised to be remembered especially from such a long time ago.

“I think it’s more interesting that you go here. I’ve been in this town since I was born. How have you been? Well, I guess, if you can afford tuition here,” he laughed, because it was only a joke. Tuition really was incredibly high, though.

He blushed faintly at the mention. “I’m um…on the scholarship. That’s how i got in.” Steve shifted on his feet. “I’ve been good, we just recently moved back, well, I did. Um, my parents passed away, I live with a foster family now.”

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The scholarship. Everyone knew what it was, and only 5 students received it every year. “You must be pretty smart, Rogers, that’s not easy! You said it’s just you? I can’t let you eat dinner alone on the first night of college, come over to my place tonight.”

[thecanvaskiller]

Something Old | Closed Starter

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Easton made it a point to keep his finger on the pulse of Hetton Heights, so when he saw the new college student, he wasn’t at all surprised to find he recognized him. “Steve Rogers! Do you remember me? We went to elementary school together, before you moved away.” He had heard it was because his mom could no longer afford it, but Easton had enough tact not to say so out loud.

Steve blinked, trying to remember Easton, before he nodded. “Oh wow, that was a while ago, Easton right? You go here?” He was surprised to be remembered especially from such a long time ago.

[thecanvaskiller]

“I think it’s more interesting that you go here. I’ve been in this town since I was born. How have you been? Well, I guess, if you can afford tuition here,” he laughed, because it was only a joke. Tuition really was incredibly high, though.

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