The Man Who Never Dies

Hey there, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. Once upon a time I was just a normal guy, a rogue Time Agent with a penchant for conning people out of their credits, but then I met the Doctor. He changed my life... and then he left. A lot's happened since then and I'm finally returning to Earth to face my demons.Current M!A: None (Accepting) AU Indie Jack Harkness. Please read rules and Jack's Past before following/interacting. Both muse and mun are 20+. This will be a NSFW blog.Tracking the tag thecaptainofwhat

[onlylies-havedetail]

The Foundry of Muses

Hello everyone! In order to consolidate my efficiency on tumblr, I have decided to cram the muses in my head that want to play here on a single, multimuse account. I have also put some restrictions on my own rping length (as outlined in the Rules and Info page). If you still want to play with Jack (or are interested in any of my other muses), just shoot me an ask over there! Please contact me, also, if I owe you a response.

[rebellious-ingenuity]

Reblog if I can jump into a RP with you via Ask

[daftloki]

Reblog if you respect Moffat.

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"Dog… people. As tempting as it might sound, I think I’ll have to pass on that. You know, they shed horribly. Dogs, at least. Don’t know about dog people."

"Jack, wasn’t it? Captain, right. Sorry, normally I’m better than this, but with the holidays everyone has a little too much."

[thecaptainofwhat]

"Depends on the breed. Never, ever go to a bar that has a golden retriever for a tender. Or a Saint Bernard."

"Don't worry about it. I've been around worse. Just buy me dinner and take me somewhere nice and we'll call it even."

[infiinitus]

[He contemplates asking if Jack knows how to fly her, but doesn’t. Jack doesn’t need to know. And The Doctor’s far too stubborn.]

—Ye can help by givin’ me food.

[thecaptainofwhat]

You still into bananas?

Did some wandering a while ago, found that banana grove they built over the old sonic factories. Reminded me of you.

[tincanwithanarchive-deactivated]

                “—First person to give me the best remedy against hangovers gets a grand.”

[thecaptainofwhat]

"In another time and place, I could get you this wonderful hair of the dog brew. Made by literal dogs. Well--dog people."

"Didn't have actual dog hair though... unless the bartender was shaggy."

[thecaptainofwhat]

Don’t I what?

Don’t I think you pull off the older look amazingly? Because I do. And that accent.

[infiinitus]

Watch it.

I’m busy. 

[Tryin’ t’learn how to fly the TARDIS.]

[thecaptainofwhat]

Yeah, I can see that. You're always busy.

Anything I can help you with? That, you know, you'll actually let me help you with.

[thecaptainofwhat]

"/Stop that/--- We don't need that." Well he wouldn't be Doc if he didn't say that anyway. Shifting a bit closer and also leaning on the chair that he'd turned to be backwards to him so he could lean on it did he tilt his head slightly. "Let's call this a day to get our minds off everything that could be bothering us at the current moment ye?"

Jack raised an eyebrow at that, slowly nodding in consideration. "That... actually sounds like an excellent plan." He'd give anything to shake himself of his mental nightmares for a few hours. Though he wondered... "Did you have anything particular in mind, or are we just going to wing it?"

[thecaptainofwhat]

PSA

//For the moment, I've been overworking myself at my job and I'm tired and my brain is tired, plus the new year's coming up and I've got a big writing project that will take up most of my creative attentions.

So until further notice, I'm postponing any of my RPs that are longer than a paragraph. (Basically, I'm turning this into an ask/chat RP blog.) Apparently, any muse I release on Tumblr cannot handle more than that, so I'd rather not leave too many people hanging. Hopefullythisdoesn'tscrewupanyplotsJack'sbeendraggedinto.

So ta for now. Sorry if this disappoints anyone, but I need to keep my mental health at #1 on my priority list.

PS: Anyone who's interested, New Year's Day after the premiere of Sherlock S3, I'll be opening a Sherlock ask/chatplay account for the public to enjoy. Linkage shall be given <33

[infiinitus]

Jack’s back.

[infiinitus]

Don’t you—

No.

[thecaptainofwhat]

Don't I what?

Don't I think you pull off the older look amazingly? Because I do. And that accent.

[thecaptainofwhat]

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[automailrulesalchemydrools-deac]

[thecaptainofwhat]

Please don’t be scared to RP with me, I’m not quality and I’m lonely.

[yoshiwara-den-of-sin-blog]

HOLD UP THERE SONS I’M HAVING A FUCKING GIVEAWAY!!!!!

So, thanks to a bevy of family emergencies coupled with my own adorable health problems, I’ve found myself in need of some serious cash to pay a variety of medical bills.  What to do, what to do?  WELL GUESS WHAT.  MY LOSS IS YOUR GAIN.  Kinda.  Sorta.  Maybe.  Luck Willing.  THE GOOD NEWS IS YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE (except followers I guess?)

This is my deal.  I make jewelry to supplement my income from my regular job.  I have an Etsy Shop where I shill my goods.  Things aren’t selling particularly well this year, unfortunately, and part of that is because I haven’t had the time that I normally do to put into marketing and such because hospital WIFI is shitty if available at all.

That’s where you come in, Tumblr friends.  I’m offering a piece of jewelry each to five lucky, awesome fuckers that help me promote my store here on Tumblr.  Each winner will get their pick of any one thing from my Etsy Store that is $30 or under, complete with free shipping.  If you don’t see something you like in stock, I have custom listings that you can use to make a bracelet, necklace, or earring set for your OTP or OT3.  Or BROTP.  Or SOLOTP.  Whatevs.  I don’t judge.  HELL.  If you don’t wear jewelry we’ll work something out!  I’ll make you a key-chain… or… a fancy wallet chain or… fuck I don’t know but we’ll work SOMETHING out.

So here’s the breaks:

1.  You don’t have to be following me but it sure would be nice.

2.  You gotta have your ask box open so I can let you know that you won!  You also have to be willing to give me an address (it doesn’t have to be yours) and your e-mail (that kinda does)

3.  I’ll ship to anywhere, though I can’t guarantee that the CONTEST ITEMS will make it in time for Xmas so please keep that in mind.

4.  You can reblog this puppy up to three times, but for the love of god don’t be a douche and just spam three in a row!  I don’t want your followers to hate me any more than they already will.

5.  Winner will be chosen by a random number generator and selected SATURDAY 12/21.  SHORT CONTEST Y’ALL.  Prizes will ship out the following Monday.  As mentioned before you gotta have your ask box open.

6.  Because of the short notice winners will have ONLY 24 HOURS TO RESPOND AND CLAIM A PRIZE.  If you do not respond in 24 hours I’ll redraw a number and you lose your spot.  Sorry, them’s the digs.  So if you enter, keep an eye out, mkay?

If you have any questions, complaints, random haiku, observations, or weather predictions please stop on by my ask box.  Remember kids, it’s every man for himself, and MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.

<3 <3 <3 Also happy fuckin’ holidays!!!! <3 <3 <3

[yoshiwara-den-of-sin-blog]

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT I AM DOING THE THING, Y’ALL

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Doesn’t mean my heart stops skipping,

when you look at me like that.

[comebacckkiddxxx-blog]

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