It was coming up for 3pm. You knew that the next secret was supposed to be coming out… Except it never came. For some reason, 3pm came… and went. No secret, no nothing. Maybe the motive was over…?
It was getting close to 3:30pm when there’s a sound from everyone’s IDs, and considering the lack of motive, it probably gave most of you a jump. It appeared you had all received a message from the Joker!
GET READY TO RUMBLE! Sorry, not sorry.
Hold on, what? What did that even mean? The response? The speakers came to life again.
“Akihito Matsumura is… Huh?”
“Oh! What a child! She can’t even tie her itty bitty shoes by herself. Even a 5 year old can do that! Some Super High School Level Student she is!”
Was Lady Black just busy? Apparently not because the speakers never turned off. Another recording played.
“HAHAHAHA! Get this! Dom thinks he’s so cool but hear this hilarious sounding name! Domintianus Accursio! It sounds so stupid, I can’t help but laugh!”
The recordings didn’t stop there.
“Oh my, I’m impressed with Louvel Sakagawa! Or should I say… Florence Maquette? What a brilliant child! They helped lure in victims for their dad to kill! Truly beautiful! What an amazing addition to this game of murder!”
“There’s so many interesting people in this game! Get this, Aika, or should I say Akari Himura, has already played a fun Game before! No, no, nothing like this one, but she was very naughty! Conning people out of money and… Wow, she even beat up other girls in the game! What a dreadful person!”
“You know that fabulous Mitsu Matsumura? They… Huh?”
“Ew!!! They drool in their sleep! What a child! Be careful not to get your gross icky drool on your creations.”
“Sabel Reyes, yes he looks fabulous and totally gorgeous but this poor guy almost died! Can you believe it? And it’s all his own fault! Lesson learnt everyone: don’t drink blood, it’s not good for you! But I guess he lives up to that whole vampire aesthetic.”
“Hey Ryoichi Ishikawa! Yeah you! I found your junior high photo from the yearbook and may I just say… I can’t believe you cut your own hair! And fucked it up! What a tool! This is just too funny! I have it right here! Quick, quick I should send it to your IDs!”
As if on cue, your IDs bleeped, and lo behold, bad haircut Ryoichi! It was beautiful. The recordings were still going though.
“This lovely sweet girl…”
“Sayuri Nomura! You… have already got away with murder once! Oh, I can’t wait to see you murder here! I’m sure you’ll get away with it if you do! After all, you killed your own step father! Pushed him onto the tracks and oops, oh dear. He died. So brutal, I’m amazed.”
“We all like murderers right? Well Genichi Asuhara is one! Not the best of murders, but he killed his own bully! Gotta hand it to the bully, he was pretty brave pulling that gun out, but poor guy got killed by our one and only Paintball Sniper! He didn’t get away without injury! Got a couple of nails in the head. Is that ouch, or is ouch? What a messy murderer!”
“Miho Miura is scared of being useless, but guess what sweetie? You’re already useless! What kind of talent is being a delivery girl huh? I’d never be impressed with that! I bet your mom isn’t impressed either! Oh but she has to be so she won’t hate you right? Wow, I pity her for ending up with such a pathetic daughter!”
“You’d think Kiri Matsumoto would know better than to get involved with the actress she did stunts for, but nooooooo, instead she got involved! Can you believe she almost ruined everything? She could have ruined the trilogy they had to be in! What a selfish brat! Oh oops, now everyone knows you were involved with Kasumi, oops! Hehe.”
“What a pathetic loser! Hanako Shimizu is such a brat, can you believe she slapped her own bandmate? I fear not all is well with her band, I sense a break up happening! Oh dear, what a bummer, I can’t wait for your band to fall apart!”
“Whoa! Look at this creep! You know that girl, Madeline Inoue? Yeah, she’s such a weirdo! She’s wearing her dead sister’s clothes! Ew!!!”
Finally the speaker went quiet. Well that was a thing.