not even supposed to be here today

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[thecartooncrevice]

if you're a terf, racist or nazi then you can fuck off

just getting that out of the way

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[mysteryteacup]

Once again, why does the coital status of the genie matter? Didn't we just get through with the how much sex you've had doesn't influence the magic talk?

[go-puppy-go]

having a comfort character that is an antagonist is so silly sometimes. yeah the fictional serial killer wouldn't treat me like this. i wouldn't be going through this if murder monster 9000 was with me right now

[thecartooncrevice]

i hope youre doing well <3

likewise! :D

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[juststarsandthemoon]

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

[the-haiku-bot]

Free service with no

ads: Okay so these guys are

stealing my data

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[jellyjamiee]

i miss my three favorite slashers sm

[butchbubbles]

reblog that post about Black people, whitey

[butchbubbles]

i mean "posts about Black people" in a broad sense, that can mean anything from struggles to Black joy, and when you see the notes, most of the time it’s double digits, three if I'm being generous.

start being comfortable posting Black people's words in your blogs, the same way you'll reblog posts about transness, gayness, disability, because these specific topics can affect you

start actually giving a fuck about Black folks and reblogging our words is the barest minimum

[rockabillywife]

[thecartooncrevice]

holy shit

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[chicknparm]

[thecartooncrevice]

why should i have to make this decision

[thecartooncrevice]

i got postal brain damaged and it is FUCKING TIGHT oh my LORD

[thecartooncrevice]

[thecartooncrevice]

why should i have to make this decision

[csny]

this is sort of sickening to me. can they swap

[thecartooncrevice]

[thecartooncrevice]

glurks

[sephy3se]

This is my bible

[color-palettes]

I hate it when my mad scientist archnemesis uses their mutant birds to stalk me - submitted by neoncrystalshine #5603ad #8367c7 #f0fff1 #c2f8cb #b3e9c7