you look great today

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[literallysame]

oh my god

[onlytwitterpics]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Boy, this hits the soul

[alienpapacy]

friendly reminder use your turn signal

[shakenawake-deactivated20161107]

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

[alienpapacy]

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

[glitzybutt]

Isn’t Reese witherspoon old enough to portray a presidential candidate where is Legally Blonde: Commander In Chic I’m not fucking playing around

[we-love-short-videos-blog]

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

[smarter]

[nothingtosee970]

[legalmexican]

a gay icon! had us bopping to Low back in the day!

[kenweys-deactivated20140730]

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

[themightyrancho]

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

[unthroning]

Found my diary from when I was six.

[hiphopfitesback]

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]

[helltitty]

australian mutuals what are they saying

[eggzaki]

josh wants to steal it and use it to deal speed

[helltitty]

josh is making wise business moves and i respect him

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[heterophobian]

me: i’m really stressed

someone: just relax!!!!!

me:

[bastardrobocop]

[clonerightsagenda]

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

[because-im-freaking-greed]

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

[clonerightsagenda]

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

[perezsoso]

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

[clonerightsagenda]

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

[andisupreme]

case closed everyone hit the showers