thecatwizard

the cat wizard

[wizardsisananimal]

there was a wizard in the Tojan Horse #facts

[wizardsisananimal]

it was real.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[thecatwizard]

@skeleton-wizard-greyhound

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Hello!

[thecatwizard]

hello! i'm the cat wizard! would you like to have a friendly wizard spar so i can test out some new spells? we don't have to if you don't want to, i have a gift for you either way!

[thecatwizard]

@skeleton-wizard-greyhound

[thecatwizard]

@the-soup-wizard

[the-soup-wizard]

Yes? Who is it?

[thecatwizard]

hello! i'm the cat wizard! i'm new to the neighborhood! would you like to have a wizard spar so i can test out some new spells? it's fine if you're not feeling like it, i have a present behind my back for you either way!

[the-soup-wizard]

You are adorable but no I cannot wizard spar I fear my spells are all too powerful tho I think you'll have better luck with @skeleton-wizard-greyhound

[thecatwizard]

oh! ok! then before i go, please take this gift!

it's a grilled cheese sandwich on challah. it's to dip in soup!

byeee! i'm off to that greyhound wizard's tower!

[sabertoothwalrus]

somethin I've noticed

[peanutbutter-and-jellie]

@carnivalwizard this true?

[the-soup-wizard]

You don't need carnival wizard

As a past jester myself I can confirm......sadly this is true.

[teathattast]

[thecatwizard]

all the cool kids have a pic of themselves floating in space and doing magic so here's a selfie

[thecatwizard]

@the-soup-wizard

[the-soup-wizard]

Yes? Who is it?

[thecatwizard]

hello! i'm the cat wizard! i'm new to the neighborhood! would you like to have a wizard spar so i can test out some new spells? it's fine if you're not feeling like it, i have a present behind my back for you either way!

[thecatwizard]

@the-soup-wizard

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

it's important to mock and belittle military and law enforcement to signal to others that these are not respectable professions, both to dissuade entry and to devalorize the institutions in the public eye

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

anyway i'm thinking about that fucked up metal slide that cop plinkoed down and how they straight up cordoned it off afterward to stop people from visiting it. it's a hero.

[wizardsisananimal]

make wizard hat (•:|>

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Voting ended onAug 16, 2023

[evenedelweiss]

great wizard guys

[thecatwizard]

i'm new to the wizard council. is this right?

[thecatwizard]

welcome to my tower!