Dusk-walker Patt Born-again

I am a skeletal clone of greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat created by squid-wizard boy-mage subway-official and lesbianknighterrant profile pic and banner taken from Wikipedia greyhound page

[skulkie]

hark.....sea wizard alliance approaches

[skulkie]

current state of affairs (more wizards to come) (i hate coloring things so we'll see if I do that)

[skulkie]

THE ALLIANCE STRENGTHENS

(featuring @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, @squid-wizard, @d1nosaurpower, @the-orb-they-ponder, @sewi-li-suwi, @skulkie, and @blacktipreefsharkwizarding)

[d1nosaurpower]

GO GO SEA WIZARD ALLIANCE!! THE STRENGTH IS IN NUMBERS (and scurvy)

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

We should go on a voyage again some day

[the-soup-wizard]

May I join your alliance?

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

@skulkie! Do we have room for one more???

[skulkie]

hark.....sea wizard alliance approaches

[skulkie]

current state of affairs (more wizards to come) (i hate coloring things so we'll see if I do that)

[skulkie]

THE ALLIANCE STRENGTHENS

(featuring @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, @squid-wizard, @d1nosaurpower, @the-orb-they-ponder, @sewi-li-suwi, @skulkie, and @blacktipreefsharkwizarding)

[d1nosaurpower]

GO GO SEA WIZARD ALLIANCE!! THE STRENGTH IS IN NUMBERS (and scurvy)

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

We should go on a voyage again some day

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Note: do not mix frog kidneys, toad livers, rat lungs, powdered unicorn hooves, a naga spleen, and 7 gallons of liquid nitrogen. It doesn’t make a potion. It doesn’t even make a poison. It’s just vomit juice. All it ever does is make things vomit. I’m a lich, I didn’t know I could still do that. What the fuck.

[confused-sorcerer]

What would one drop in the kings drink do?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Vomit.

[confused-sorcerer]

Uncontrollably or just once?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Depends if they vomit at the sight and smell of their own vomit

[confused-sorcerer]

What if I give them a whole vial?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Vomit. The amount has no bearing on the effect. As long as it’s at least a drop, it’ll vomit

[confused-sorcerer]

Ooo interesting! I'll take one vial please!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I will not be distributing this

[confused-sorcerer]

But I want someeee

I'll give you 10 copper coins to take it off your hands

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Your money is worthless to me

[confused-sorcerer]

Well what's something of value? Man I want the muck

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The hat of @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat or the horse of @odin-seeker-of-knowledge or the tooth of a hen.

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

No one has ever succeeded in removing my hat! It is not possible!

[lead-sorcerer]

What if I cast antimagic cone so it only gets your hat then teleport the rest of you

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Huh. I don't know. No ones tried it

[lead-sorcerer]

I’m going to try it get ready to be teleported five feet to the left

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Ok I'll brace myself

[lead-sorcerer]

*I do the thing I guess*

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

[Hatt does not move. But a skeletal clone of her appears 5 feet to the left of her]

Huh you summoned Patt

[lead-sorcerer]

Who the hell is patt

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

I am! Hello!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Note: do not mix frog kidneys, toad livers, rat lungs, powdered unicorn hooves, a naga spleen, and 7 gallons of liquid nitrogen. It doesn’t make a potion. It doesn’t even make a poison. It’s just vomit juice. All it ever does is make things vomit. I’m a lich, I didn’t know I could still do that. What the fuck.

[confused-sorcerer]

What would one drop in the kings drink do?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Vomit.

[confused-sorcerer]

Uncontrollably or just once?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Depends if they vomit at the sight and smell of their own vomit

[confused-sorcerer]

What if I give them a whole vial?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Vomit. The amount has no bearing on the effect. As long as it’s at least a drop, it’ll vomit

[confused-sorcerer]

Ooo interesting! I'll take one vial please!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I will not be distributing this

[confused-sorcerer]

But I want someeee

I'll give you 10 copper coins to take it off your hands

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Your money is worthless to me

[confused-sorcerer]

Well what's something of value? Man I want the muck

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The hat of @greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat or the horse of @odin-seeker-of-knowledge or the tooth of a hen.

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

No one has ever succeeded in removing my hat! It is not possible!

[lead-sorcerer]

What if I cast antimagic cone so it only gets your hat then teleport the rest of you

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Huh. I don't know. No ones tried it

[lead-sorcerer]

I’m going to try it get ready to be teleported five feet to the left

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Ok I'll brace myself

[lead-sorcerer]

*I do the thing I guess*

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

[Hatt does not move. But a skeletal clone of her appears 5 feet to the left of her]

Huh you summoned Patt

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Hello???? You rang????

[thecatwizard]

@skeleton-wizard-greyhound

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Hello!

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[thecatwizard]

@the-soup-wizard

[the-soup-wizard]

Yes? Who is it?

[thecatwizard]

hello! i'm the cat wizard! i'm new to the neighborhood! would you like to have a wizard spar so i can test out some new spells? it's fine if you're not feeling like it, i have a present behind my back for you either way!

[the-soup-wizard]

You are adorable but no I cannot wizard spar I fear my spells are all too powerful tho I think you'll have better luck with @skeleton-wizard-greyhound

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Me!?!?!?!? I'm very untested! But I'm willing to try!

[the-curse-wizard]

Did you by any chance curse @skeleton-wizard-greyhound with bonearreah (i forget how you spell it)? Because she is showing no symptoms and I have a bad case of it. Please can you lift the curse?

Are your bones slowly melting?

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Yeah my bones feel fine

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

where do you get your energy from?

sleep

Coffee

Tea

Energy Drinks

idk dude I'm just always tired

I do all of the above and still have no energy for the day

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Souls

[good-wizard]

The enchanted stalagmite under the island

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s been you??? Quit fucking with the shit I set up to keep this rock flying!

[good-wizard]

More powerrrrrr

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It’s not power it’s waste! It’s a waste removal system!

[good-wizard]

No it's not! We're talking about different stalagmites!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEY’RE ALL WASTE REMOVAL

[good-wizard]

Not this one!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

GET OUT OF MY TUNNELS

[good-wizard]

Not until the fungus is eradicated!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

LEAVE MY FUNGUS ALONE

[good-wizard]

NOT UNTIL IT STOPS KILLING PEOPLE.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME

[good-wizard]

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DIE OF SPORE INHALATION

[the-gnomish-bastard]

ITS NOT DIFFERENT THAN CARDIAC ARREST

[good-wizard]

THEIR BODIES GET TAKEN OVER AND CONTROLLED AFTERWARDS!! WTF?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Necromancy is no different!

[good-wizard]

Necromancy is totally different! These mushrooms people are mindless husks! Necromancy preserves the personality!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Only the highest levels of necromancy does.

[good-wizard]

Well the kind I perform sure does! I'll start teaching lessons if it means people aren't being revived just to have their bodies stolen!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s not going to happen.

[good-wizard]

Well then I'll at least kill your fungus so that it can't steal people's bodies!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

So you’re advocating genocide? Wow, I didn’t think you had it in you.

[good-wizard]

No! I'm advocating for you to stop killing people with mushroom!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The mushroom is alive, GW. It’s just following its instincts. It’s the circle of life. Isn’t the natural order good, GW? Don’t you care about nature, GW?

[good-wizard]

THE MUSHROOM TAKES AND DOESN'T GIVE BACK. THE MUSHROOM KILLS, IT IS A CANCER ON THIS ISLAND GNOMIE AND ITS ENDLESS CONSUMPTION WILL KILL US ALL!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do… do you not know what the role of fungus is in nature?

[good-wizard]

Gnomie I'm a part time ecologist. Of course I do. But your fungus is different than any natural made fungus I've ever seen before. It's like a virus and it's invasive.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Oh? You mean like so many other types of fungus? And it’s not invasive. How can something invade if it came from nowhere?

[good-wizard]

You made it Gnomie. It's unnatural and disrupts the flow of life on the island.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Wrong. It’s absolutely natural. It’s fully organic. Based on what you’ve said, you’re also against homunculi, @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, my cat, my hat, @the-gnomest-bastard, @the-better-gnomish-bastard, @the-gnomen-bastard, and several other wizards on this island.

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

What's wrong with me?????

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You’ll have to ask GW

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

@good-wizard what's wrong with me?

[good-wizard]

NOTHING! YOURE GREAT! Gnomies just twisting my words to justify why he gets to kill people!

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

That damn Gnome!

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

where do you get your energy from?

sleep

Coffee

Tea

Energy Drinks

idk dude I'm just always tired

I do all of the above and still have no energy for the day

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Souls

[good-wizard]

The enchanted stalagmite under the island

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s been you??? Quit fucking with the shit I set up to keep this rock flying!

[good-wizard]

More powerrrrrr

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It’s not power it’s waste! It’s a waste removal system!

[good-wizard]

No it's not! We're talking about different stalagmites!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEY’RE ALL WASTE REMOVAL

[good-wizard]

Not this one!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

GET OUT OF MY TUNNELS

[good-wizard]

Not until the fungus is eradicated!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

LEAVE MY FUNGUS ALONE

[good-wizard]

NOT UNTIL IT STOPS KILLING PEOPLE.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME

[good-wizard]

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DIE OF SPORE INHALATION

[the-gnomish-bastard]

ITS NOT DIFFERENT THAN CARDIAC ARREST

[good-wizard]

THEIR BODIES GET TAKEN OVER AND CONTROLLED AFTERWARDS!! WTF?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Necromancy is no different!

[good-wizard]

Necromancy is totally different! These mushrooms people are mindless husks! Necromancy preserves the personality!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Only the highest levels of necromancy does.

[good-wizard]

Well the kind I perform sure does! I'll start teaching lessons if it means people aren't being revived just to have their bodies stolen!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s not going to happen.

[good-wizard]

Well then I'll at least kill your fungus so that it can't steal people's bodies!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

So you’re advocating genocide? Wow, I didn’t think you had it in you.

[good-wizard]

No! I'm advocating for you to stop killing people with mushroom!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The mushroom is alive, GW. It’s just following its instincts. It’s the circle of life. Isn’t the natural order good, GW? Don’t you care about nature, GW?

[good-wizard]

THE MUSHROOM TAKES AND DOESN'T GIVE BACK. THE MUSHROOM KILLS, IT IS A CANCER ON THIS ISLAND GNOMIE AND ITS ENDLESS CONSUMPTION WILL KILL US ALL!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do… do you not know what the role of fungus is in nature?

[good-wizard]

Gnomie I'm a part time ecologist. Of course I do. But your fungus is different than any natural made fungus I've ever seen before. It's like a virus and it's invasive.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Oh? You mean like so many other types of fungus? And it’s not invasive. How can something invade if it came from nowhere?

[good-wizard]

You made it Gnomie. It's unnatural and disrupts the flow of life on the island.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Wrong. It’s absolutely natural. It’s fully organic. Based on what you’ve said, you’re also against homunculi, @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, my cat, my hat, @the-gnomest-bastard, @the-better-gnomish-bastard, @the-gnomen-bastard, and several other wizards on this island.

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

What's wrong with me?????

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You’ll have to ask GW

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

@good-wizard what's wrong with me?

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

where do you get your energy from?

sleep

Coffee

Tea

Energy Drinks

idk dude I'm just always tired

I do all of the above and still have no energy for the day

Voting ended onDec 4, 2023

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Souls

[good-wizard]

The enchanted stalagmite under the island

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s been you??? Quit fucking with the shit I set up to keep this rock flying!

[good-wizard]

More powerrrrrr

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It’s not power it’s waste! It’s a waste removal system!

[good-wizard]

No it's not! We're talking about different stalagmites!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

THEY’RE ALL WASTE REMOVAL

[good-wizard]

Not this one!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

GET OUT OF MY TUNNELS

[good-wizard]

Not until the fungus is eradicated!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

LEAVE MY FUNGUS ALONE

[good-wizard]

NOT UNTIL IT STOPS KILLING PEOPLE.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

PEOPLE DIE ALL THE TIME

[good-wizard]

THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DIE OF SPORE INHALATION

[the-gnomish-bastard]

ITS NOT DIFFERENT THAN CARDIAC ARREST

[good-wizard]

THEIR BODIES GET TAKEN OVER AND CONTROLLED AFTERWARDS!! WTF?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Necromancy is no different!

[good-wizard]

Necromancy is totally different! These mushrooms people are mindless husks! Necromancy preserves the personality!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Only the highest levels of necromancy does.

[good-wizard]

Well the kind I perform sure does! I'll start teaching lessons if it means people aren't being revived just to have their bodies stolen!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

That’s not going to happen.

[good-wizard]

Well then I'll at least kill your fungus so that it can't steal people's bodies!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

So you’re advocating genocide? Wow, I didn’t think you had it in you.

[good-wizard]

No! I'm advocating for you to stop killing people with mushroom!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

The mushroom is alive, GW. It’s just following its instincts. It’s the circle of life. Isn’t the natural order good, GW? Don’t you care about nature, GW?

[good-wizard]

THE MUSHROOM TAKES AND DOESN'T GIVE BACK. THE MUSHROOM KILLS, IT IS A CANCER ON THIS ISLAND GNOMIE AND ITS ENDLESS CONSUMPTION WILL KILL US ALL!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Do… do you not know what the role of fungus is in nature?

[good-wizard]

Gnomie I'm a part time ecologist. Of course I do. But your fungus is different than any natural made fungus I've ever seen before. It's like a virus and it's invasive.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Oh? You mean like so many other types of fungus? And it’s not invasive. How can something invade if it came from nowhere?

[good-wizard]

You made it Gnomie. It's unnatural and disrupts the flow of life on the island.

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Wrong. It’s absolutely natural. It’s fully organic. Based on what you’ve said, you’re also against homunculi, @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, my cat, my hat, @the-gnomest-bastard, @the-better-gnomish-bastard, @the-gnomen-bastard, and several other wizards on this island.

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

What's wrong with me?????

[the-curse-wizard]

Hello! I have a theory to test. Please would you curse me with something that has an immediate and obvious effect?

- @skeleton-wizard-greyhound

I curse you with bonenorreah!

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Hmmmm, I don't feel any different....

What does this curse do?

[harmaagriffin]

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Ok so, I've got a royal couple that want to pay me to guard a fucked up abandoned wizard's tower where their fair princess daughter is gonna be locked up.

I mean the gig is kinda fucked up but it pays nicely. And it's only for a human lifetime, how long can a Human live? A hundred years?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

If I'm reading this right, every once in a while a brave knight is gonna come to try and kill me? To earn the right to marry the locked up princess? Talk about a trophy wife.

I mean is she ok with this?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Guys she's like 15 what the fuck. I would say she should be at the club but she's too young for the club.

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

I took the job

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Do you think she'd want a canine companion? To keep her company?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Probably but maybe wait till break her out first?

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

I'll help!! I can keep look out for palace guards! And if they approach, I'll distract them!

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Ok so, I've got a royal couple that want to pay me to guard a fucked up abandoned wizard's tower where their fair princess daughter is gonna be locked up.

I mean the gig is kinda fucked up but it pays nicely. And it's only for a human lifetime, how long can a Human live? A hundred years?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

If I'm reading this right, every once in a while a brave knight is gonna come to try and kill me? To earn the right to marry the locked up princess? Talk about a trophy wife.

I mean is she ok with this?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Guys she's like 15 what the fuck. I would say she should be at the club but she's too young for the club.

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

I took the job

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Do you think she'd want a canine companion? To keep her company?

[lesbianknighterrant]

Wait hold on they did not mention she was 15 *throws down lance*

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Maybe you should have a strong word with her parents. If anything, it may be a good thing Dude has taken her out of their custody if they're planning on selling her in marriage

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Ok so, I've got a royal couple that want to pay me to guard a fucked up abandoned wizard's tower where their fair princess daughter is gonna be locked up.

I mean the gig is kinda fucked up but it pays nicely. And it's only for a human lifetime, how long can a Human live? A hundred years?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

If I'm reading this right, every once in a while a brave knight is gonna come to try and kill me? To earn the right to marry the locked up princess? Talk about a trophy wife.

I mean is she ok with this?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Guys she's like 15 what the fuck. I would say she should be at the club but she's too young for the club.

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

I took the job

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

Do you think she'd want a canine companion? To keep her company?

[dude-the-ancient-dragon]

Trick or treat!

From:

@skeleton-wizard-greyhound

WOAH NEAT. HAVE A GIANT DINOSAUR BONE

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

THANK YOU!!!!!

*Patt struggles to drag it away*