soup wizard

[the-soup-wizard]

I'm baaaaack

I CAST TOMATO BASIL!

[the-soup-wizard]

I have work tomorrow.....and I work at an unnamed japanese place........I don't wanna get in trouble

Uh but they have a seafood soup......IT DISAPPOINTS ME!.....TERRIBLE SOUP! A DISGRACE!"

unfortunately I am a server not a chef so not even my soup magic can save this soup.

[skulkie]

hark.....sea wizard alliance approaches

[skulkie]

current state of affairs (more wizards to come) (i hate coloring things so we'll see if I do that)

[skulkie]

THE ALLIANCE STRENGTHENS

(featuring @skeleton-wizard-greyhound, @squid-wizard, @d1nosaurpower, @the-orb-they-ponder, @sewi-li-suwi, @skulkie, and @blacktipreefsharkwizarding)

[d1nosaurpower]

GO GO SEA WIZARD ALLIANCE!! THE STRENGTH IS IN NUMBERS (and scurvy)

[skeleton-wizard-greyhound]

We should go on a voyage again some day

[the-soup-wizard]

May I join your alliance?

[the-soup-wizard]

Have you ever found a bug in your soup?

Annoying right?

Introducing the soup zapper, a zap net to put over your bowl and prevent bugs from getting in....

....oh how will you eat the soup? That's not my problem....good day.

[your-local-evil-wizard]

I eat it the same way: WITH A STRAW!

That's right: the most evil thing I've ever done is eating soup with a STRAW!!

[the-soup-wizard]

That's not evil, they make instant soup in cups for a reason......eat your soup with a straw all you want.

[the-soup-wizard]

Today I felt like making a forever soup but I don't have ingredients....instead I'm going back the post that began this all......ITS TIME TO MAKE A TUMBLR SOUP!

this time reblog with a themed ingredient from the side of Tumblr you represent

[the-soup-wizard]

I'm sick so here's a recipe for sinus clearing soup

1 cup ghost flame chili......grown in a graveyard

2 cups onions

1 tablespoon Lucifer extract

2 dragon scales

It is important that you heat it with dragon fire

Spice and pain, fire and flame

I cast SINUS DRAIN!

[officiallordvetinari]

The 13th century Swedish peasant boy who's crashing on my couch keeps eating my leftover General Tso's. I always tell him he can order his own but he's all "oh no, just wonton soup is fine with me, it reminds me of winters at home by the fire" but when I open the fridge the next day, what do I see? Not my leftovers! I don't even think they had wontons in medieval Sweden.

[the-soup-wizard]

If you'd like me to curse his soup and stop this problem I can always help

[the-soup-wizard]

I AM BACK AGAIN AFTER SO LONG! I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ABSENCE SO HERE!

Alakazam alakazoo i call upon the powers of soup and stew Alakazam alakazisque I cast apology bisque!

[arctictern12]

Hello, I want to update my files. What exactly is your name?

it’s [bird chittering]

[detectivewizzard]

Hmm your Name will now be kept in my files, any suggestions for people to look to for crime

[the-soup-wizard]

I can help you find crime....I can access any couldron or pot.

[the-soup-wizard]

Just had all four wisdom teeth removed....... now to make a soup out of them to regain my lost wisdom

Recipe

4 wisdom teeth(don't have to be yours)

16 goblins(blood only, put the carcasses aside for goblin soup later)

3 sprigs of basil

A cube of chicken bullion

And a cauldron of water

Stir, boil, chant, enjoy!

[the-soup-wizard]

I am the soup wizard I am no longer a sorcerer

[the-soup-wizard]

Lately on the orb of pondering I've come across videos detailing a war between gnomes and knights

I, the soup wizard swear myself and my soups to the side of the gnomes in honor of my friend @the-gnomish-bastard

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Woohoo!

[the-mighty-dalob]

You started a War again?

Why?!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I didn’t start it…

[the-mighty-dalob]

...but didn't do anything to prevent it either?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

In war, I thrive

[the-mighty-dalob]

I get that, i get that but you DO realize that you aren't the one who is a party in it right?

You could just go fight in someone elses war

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You don’t know the first thing about gambling. The stakes make it so much better

[the-mighty-dalob]

That is true, i don't gamble i strategize my way to victory. A perfectly executed conquest is SOOOO satisfying...

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Yeah, especially when you benefit from the win and you aren’t just a hired wizard.

[the-mighty-dalob]

That comes when you take over the side you fought for from within as a War hero!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Staging a coup is so overdone though

[the-mighty-dalob]

It's only over done because it's goddamn effective!

And if you want to spice it up you can manipulate elections to get to power as well!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Also overdone

[the-mighty-dalob]

Because it's effective!

You can also mix the two and take over from the inside while planning a military coup at the same time! Just make sure the coup fails if the inside approach is successful first, afterall couping against yourself is... not all that smart

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Overdone

[the-soup-wizard]

If I may ask what this argument is over exactly you lost me at the part about the coup

[the-gnomish-bastard]

It’s more fun being personally invested in the outcome than it is to just be a hired mercenary.

[the-soup-wizard]

Ah I see

[the-soup-wizard]

Lately on the orb of pondering I've come across videos detailing a war between gnomes and knights

I, the soup wizard swear myself and my soups to the side of the gnomes in honor of my friend @the-gnomish-bastard

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Woohoo!

[the-mighty-dalob]

You started a War again?

Why?!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

I didn’t start it…

[the-mighty-dalob]

...but didn't do anything to prevent it either?

[the-gnomish-bastard]

In war, I thrive

[the-mighty-dalob]

I get that, i get that but you DO realize that you aren't the one who is a party in it right?

You could just go fight in someone elses war

[the-gnomish-bastard]

You don’t know the first thing about gambling. The stakes make it so much better

[the-mighty-dalob]

That is true, i don't gamble i strategize my way to victory. A perfectly executed conquest is SOOOO satisfying...

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Yeah, especially when you benefit from the win and you aren’t just a hired wizard.

[the-mighty-dalob]

That comes when you take over the side you fought for from within as a War hero!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Staging a coup is so overdone though

[the-mighty-dalob]

It's only over done because it's goddamn effective!

And if you want to spice it up you can manipulate elections to get to power as well!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Also overdone

[the-mighty-dalob]

Because it's effective!

You can also mix the two and take over from the inside while planning a military coup at the same time! Just make sure the coup fails if the inside approach is successful first, afterall couping against yourself is... not all that smart

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Overdone

[the-soup-wizard]

If I may ask what this argument is over exactly you lost me at the part about the coup

[the-soup-wizard]

IT IS ALMOST THE SEASON OF PUMPKINS SO I CHALLENGE YOU ALL TO MAKE YOUR FAVORITE AUTUMNAL SOUP AND REBLOG THIS POST WITH A PICTURE AS WELL AS THE TAG

#fall-flavorites

[the-soup-wizard]

IF YOU WISH TO LEARM SOUP-MANCY TAP YOUR CAULDRON THREE TIMES WITH YOUR FAVORITE LADLE AND SHOUT AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS......THE SOUP IS BURNING!

[the-soup-wizard]

Hmm needs to be more catchy

Instead chant: my hunger is rising, my stomach is churning, OH NO MY SOUP IS BURNING!

[the-soup-wizard]

Lately on the orb of pondering I've come across videos detailing a war between gnomes and knights

I, the soup wizard swear myself and my soups to the side of the gnomes in honor of my friend @the-gnomish-bastard

[the-soup-wizard]

Im making garlic bread today......a good soup cannot exist without a great garlic bread.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[fairyycoffin]

reblogging this again because it remains true.

[bassguitarinablackt-shirt]

i reblog this everytime it comes across my dash lmao

[therealmsofchaos]

Thanks for the support!

[agentleem]

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast