I really should be writing...

[februarytrash]

being sad and horny is a privilege

[1percentcharge]

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

[1percentcharge]

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[snakebites-and-ink]

What if a living weapon whumpee remained a weapon but in a reclamatory way. You made me into this, but now I will use it to fight against you. You made me into this, but now I will use it to protect those who are better to me than you were. You made me into this, but I decide what happens with it from here.

[theclockworkharlequin]

[embraceweird]

✨🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨

[argumate]

you bottle Miette??

[dhavaer]

You crush Miette like the grape?

[digitaldiscipline]

brick up mother in basement for ONE THOUSAND YEARS

[tzikeh]

The Cask of Miettellado

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[kaijuno]

[kyalia]

[theclockworkharlequin]

You can't just say things like that, you're scaring me

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

jonathan harker on may 12th: i witnessed with abject terror as the count descended the sheer stone wall of the castle face first as a lizard would. the unmitigated horror of the spectacle haunts my waking hours like an inescapable nightmare. this man or this thing shall surely be my undoing.

jonathan harker on may 15th: saw the old bastard do the crawling trick again and honestly fuck him it's not even that impressive i don't even care anymore i hope he falls.

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

happy old bastard crawling trick day

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[plaguedocboi]

People are starting to put out hummingbird feeders, y’all know what that means

[depsidase]

[oxypill]

can u give me a moment i'm being tormented by my chemically imbalanced brain

[teh-nos]

edited for accuracy

[malpractisnt]

More teddypine /tnm x textposts

[theclockworkharlequin]

not 'they treat me like an email'