TheColbyV

25. adventurer. arkansas.

[thecolbyv]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

[nokiabae]

[viralthings]

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

[chandra-nalaar]

this is just a normal waffle house

[kayas-wife]

there is a bloody handprint on the door

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

[advanced-procrastination]

A normal waffle house

[surprisebitch]

is that a tentacle wrapped around the little boy’s arm

[credfm]

[cosmicgurl]

Death Becomes Her (1992) dir. by Robert Zemeckis

“Where did you put my wife?!”

“In the morgue, sir.

“The morgue?! She’ll be FURIOUS!

[suburbangains]

Ah yes October, that wonderful time of the year where everyone is Quirky™ for liking Halloween more than the average person.

[puff-to-tuff]

[nyctosaurid]

[autisticdixon2-deactivated20190]

i hate that i know exactly why and what this is from

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[redsatinsheets]

i can’t believe lebron james is president now

[africanaquarian]

Damn Bron bron

[coochiefruit]

[brittany-murphy]

[bae-in-maine]

The shade here watered my crops and fed my children.

[note-a-bear]

This remains one of THE best award presentations in award show history.

[holashonti]

[tamper]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

[revolutionarykoolaid]

honestly, that’s fair

[cookii-whore]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dvxdm]

An analogy for life. (photos via thecrookedstep)

You’re thinking “is he really going to spend the whole book worrying?” and then it hits you

[gaijinhikikomori-deactivated202]

Fuck. I didn’t get it until the comment