I’ve been a criminal for almost 6,000 years

The blog of some fat autistic queer, trying hir best. Born in the nineties. Zie/hir in english, hen på svenska. If I described your post I would love it if you edited it into the original post. [Icon description: A snarling pallas cat]

[perlukafarinn]

After the foundation is established and before they're outed, Shane and Ilya go viral on hockey twitter.

It's All Stars and a camera catches them sitting together on the bench during the skills competition, leaning in and whispering to each other, clearly trying to be sneaky. They're both kind of smiling, looking like they're trying not to laugh. Then Ilya says something that makes Shane crack up and have to hide his face while he's trying to pull himself together. This moment gets giffed and everyone is dying to know what made the famously cool and collected Shane Hollander laugh like that.

Shane and Ilya don't comment on this incident despite being asked repeatedly and after they're outed, everyone assumes they were just flirting. They readily let that be the story, because they're not about to admit they were actually talking major shit about the other players.

[inherlivingroom]

rip naberius tern if there had been an available delusional straight woman among the necromancers and cavaliers at canaan she would have been obsessed with you. unfortunately everyone was queer or had standards

[greatsilverini]

judith & dulcie & a self indulgent harrow :3

thank you to dear friend @h0perest0rat1onpr0gram whose ref images I used for harrow and dulcie!

[babtest]

so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)

and they are these manga-like ‘build a picture’ style, which i like

but. oh my god. look at that vimes

this isn’t samuel ‘worked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given day’ vimes

this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, ‘inspired by real events’. hammy acting, horrible script, ‘Clues’ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander.  Sybil probably got an autograph

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I’ve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I can’t stop laughing omg omg I’m seeing stars oh no.

Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.

[roachpatrol]

the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to ‘get in character’ for the part of the ‘heroic commander’ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something that’s 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. he’s never done a pushup in his life. he wouldn’t know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.

[muffinworry]

Nooooooo oooooonnnnne stops coups like Sam Vimes

Distrusts clues like Sam Vimes

No one lives off of Klatchian brews like Sam Vimes

He’s especially good at in-VEST-igating

My what a guy, that Sam Vimes

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[locklylemybeloved]

when Jud said "God didn't hide me or fix me, He loves me when I'm guilty, and that's what I should be doing for these people, not this whodunnit game!" and "we are here to serve the world! Not beat it! That is what Christ did" and "by using me in your game, you're setting me against my real and only purpose in life, which is not to fight the wicked and bring them to justice, but to serve them and bring them to Christ. Otherwise I'm just as bad as Wicks, making it about me and not Jesus" and "this church is not medieval, we're in New York... it's Neo-Gothic 19th century... and the rites and rituals and costumes, all of it. It's storytelling... the question is, do these stories convince us of a lie, or do they resonate with something deep inside us that's profoundly true?"

[ellebolle]

Alright, I'm gonna day something. I see a ton of posts about how it is looser behaviour to go around harassing people you believe look to straight at pride (true), but I never see any posts about how that actually happened. Is this really a thing that happens frequently enough that we have to talk about it to this extent?

[mariamlovesyou]

new uterine lining just dropped

[tuesdayisfordancing]

#sick of these monthy trends (via @deadpoetsorgy)

[latriviata]

fucking planned ovumsolescence strikes again

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[catsoverloaded]

A black dragón floating above the clouds

[themediocrehuman]

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

[gothhabiba]

it actually makes me blindingly angry when men act apologetic or anxious about things that just are not misogynistic in the slightest because it tells me that you don’t know what misogyny actually is & you don’t care enough to learn or to think about it for two seconds. mostly along the lines of performing this weird cringing (but also sort of brag-y?) guilt about being sexually attracted to women “oh my god sorry I’m such a pig” etc. as if that is at all the problem.

[gothhabiba]

like on the one hand I try to be sympathetic because we do live in a culture where the concept of being sexually attracted to women & of wanting to enact sexual violence upon women are all but equated, and maybe that’s difficult to sort out. but on the other hand, shut the ever-loving fuck up

[o-kurwa]

[officialfist]

Unrestrained summer fun

[gothiccharmschool]

File this under “posts I inexplicably find soothing”.

[floralprintsharks]

[video description: a short video of an alligator swimming with a watermelon in its jaw. End description]

[the-boring-distopia]

There is something so profound about how necro cav relationships are meant to make the necromancer stronger and lead to the cavalier's inevitable demise upon reaching lyctorhood, but every lyctor we ever meet regards the loss of their cavaliers with maddened despair and it inevitably leads to every betrayal against god. The thorn in the side of John's empire is that he can't take loved away and all of his creatures will turn on him for making them try.

Ianthe is the only exception but only because she never truly had a cavalier. She has a sister and she will rather starve herself into an undying death until the sun burn out than eat her sister. The greatest necromancer from the house of gold and greed refuses to do that.

I am not even going to try unravelling the Sixth, that's THE can of worms to ever worm of cans. They saw the stages of grief and said "no, we're going heresy any lysis instead".

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[mephistopheles]

being single sucks [remembers that romantic love isnt the gleaming beacon of salvation that will fix the chasm within me] #mychasm #isupportmychasm [remembers not to trivialize my emotions] but it is painful to never have been deemed worthy of that kind of lasting love [remembers how many incels there are] but honestly you should be totally self-sufficient and never want anything ever [remembers that im evil] im evil

[maculategiraffe]

the thing is that every time they invent a new thing that everybody has to be able to do to get along in society, that also involves making some people disabled who weren't before, because they can't do the thing. and they never could do the thing, but it didn't used to be a disability.

driving a car. making a phone call. navigating the internet. getting a mortgage. you know? they keep adding new things that everybody has to be able to do or else there's something wrong with you. well maybe there's something wrong with driving a car. maybe it's a hideous activity. did they ever think of that

[stoptheantisemitism]

It's specifically Zionists that seem to have a problem with the term "Epstein Class" because they hate when we point out that Epstein had ties to many billionaires and used those ties to advance the interests of Israel.

Epstein and Ehud Barak (former PM of Israel) were partners and worked closely with Mossad as well. That's not even a secret. Every news organization has reported on that fact for the last few years.

The Epstein Class is a term that is inherently tied to Zionism.

[cock-holliday]

I think where the trouble brews is the same as "cabal of billionaires". The term "epstein class" has been popping up as antisemitic conspiracy. "notice how pedophiles and sex pests have -stein in their last name. epstein. weinstein. where does that come from, huh?" "sinister wealthy elites" etc.

I do think this is one where we need to be a bit more careful about how this is being discussed. Gazillionaires laundering atrocity is not new nor a conspiracy but the way it gets discussed sometimes is.

98% of these conversations are based in reality, but sometimes there is a twist at the end that dramatically changes the implication.

It's also very similar to how people are realizing just how much is tied to Israel. How many partnerships there are. How many people are shaking hands. How many orgs are in symbiotic relationships over Israel. Then they conclude "oh Israel is controlling the US." Everything was true until the conclusion, which is how some "Epstein Class" conversations are happening.

Epstein Class aka "a simultaneously hyper-exclusive and far-reaching cesspool of corruption and atrocity that is managed by the connection of the wealthiest people on the planet backing one another"

vs

Epstein Class aka "...and the architects of this are Jews."

Personally, I do not like referring to it as the epstein class at all for this reason. I think there is too much misuse, especially as more far right goons follow Tucker Carlson in the schisms into more overt right-wing "anti-Israel" movements (and subsequently get adopted by big tent liberals and "leftists" going "wow even x got it right")

I think everything that falls under "epstein class" could be referred to with other terms that connect it back towards anti-capitalism, opposition to white supremacy, and genuine anti-zionism that keep it from steering towards "paid for by soros" levels of critique.

At worst its antisemitic conspiracy, at best I think it does what "alt-right" does and creates a vague notion of already well-defined action and ideology that allows for people to make horrid shit more palatable.

"ruling class" was more honest.