like a phoneix

The name's Colton. Sometimes I write things.

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

Safe is boring, but no clowns is by far the best possible outcome. It’s a catch 22, but I think I’d take safe any day. I mean, we could just make things interesting in other, less life endangering ways. I’d say we have everything figured out as of now.

[thecoltongreene]

But how do we make life more interesting? Just making out in blanket forts? Not that I would complain about that. I just kind of want to have an adventure. Though I guess Hava isn't the place for that. It's kind of boring around here.

[paupersrp]

…Strippers. Strippers wear nipple tassels. Well, those who let Stefan away with it.

[thecoltongreene]

Oh. Well. I wouldn't know that, I guess.

[paupersrp]

Stefan in wardrobe needs to lay off the nipple tassels, seriously. This is the fourth time today he’s tried to get someone to put them on and it’s just not happening.

[thecoltongreene]

Wait...are nipple tassels a thing? Who would wear nipple tassels?

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

Right, normal stuff. Good kind of crazy is the best thing to be. Otherwise life’s just boring. I’m lucky that I have you around to get me to smile so often. It works out pretty well, I think.

[thecoltongreene]

We wouldn't want life to be boring, now would we? Though it might be a little bit safer. We wouldn't have those clowns around threatening us. Huh. I guess we've got it all worked out then, don't we?

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[jetta--atwood]

Well, you should probably stop being stupid, then.

[thecoltongreene]

How does one stop being stupid?

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

I hope I didn’t just kiss an alien, how would I explain that to my psychoanalyst? Just kidding. I’m not crazy. At least, I don’t think I am. Do crazy people know they’re crazy? Maybe we’re all crazy. Yeah, you really are. I mean, not that making me smile is incredibly hard, but you do it extremely often.

[thecoltongreene]

I don't know, you'll have to figure something out. Or you can just lie to them. You know, normal stuff. Well, I know I'm crazy, but I don't know if that counts. We're the good kind of crazy anyway. So it's okay. Well, I'm glad I've got that down, at least. It's nice to see you smile. I'm just lucky that I can make you do it so often.

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

Pretty sure we’re from the same planet, and if I think it’s cute, it probably is. You don’t need an actual sword to be a knight in shining armor! I mean, in medieval times, sure. But now you just gotta make me smile. Which you’re good at.

[thecoltongreene]

How do you know? I might be an alien. You might have just kissed an alien. Or you might just be crazy, I don't know. Huh. I didn't know it worked like that. But thank God. Yeah, I'm good at that, aren't I? 

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

I don’t think it’s stupid! It’s kinda cute, actually. Aww, look at you, being all knight in shining armor-ey. It’s fine, I have faith. 

[thecoltongreene]

I don't know what planet you come from, but on mine that's considered kind of stupid. But hey. If you like it, that's good enough for me. I'm nowhere close to a knight in shining armor. Don't get your hopes up. I would trip over my own sword.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[jetta--atwood]

That’s why you have to watch ‘em. They’re learning experiences. Like, don’t be a stupid hot girl or you’ll probably die first.

[thecoltongreene]

Thank God I don't have that problem. But I might be the stupid jock that gets killed off instead.

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

Because I like what you say. Yeah, yeah, or we could kiss now and then again later with the pillows. I’m not saying I need the fort like, in the next five minutes. Just in the general future. It can be a thing that can happen.

[thecoltongreene]

But it's stupid like...half of the time. Probably more than half of it. I do like that idea a lot more. Hey, if you wanted the fort in the next two, I would try to give it to you. But, sadly, I'm not a master pillow fort maker and it might take more than two minutes. It will definitely be a thing that happens.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[axl-knightly]

Don’t worry, I wasn’t planning on coming near you anyway.

[thecoltongreene]

Oh, good riddance.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

[axl-knightly]

The Purge was great. I need to get me one of those creepy masks they wear.

[thecoltongreene]

Please don't. Or keep the scary mask away from me.

[thecoltongreene]

If the Purge was real, I probably would be dead already.

I hate scary movies.

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

No, no! You don’t have to stop talking. I mean, it exceeded expectations. And I would absolutely love to make out with you in a pillow fort. Or anywhere, really. But I still want that pillow fort thing to happen.

[thecoltongreene]

I probably should, though. I talk a lot. Way too much, actually. Why haven't you shut me up yet? Hmm, well I'm sure we could go build a pillow fort and make out in it. But that seems like so much work when I could just kiss you again right now.

[crossoutcarlos-blog]

I think I need a pet. My place gets a little lonely. Maybe a dog or a cat or a goldfish or somethng.

[thecoltongreene]

Would a goldfish really  make you less lonely?

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

No, no, nothing wrong. I’ve just been wondering what it’s like to kiss you for a while. 

[thecoltongreene]

Well, I hope it lived up to your expectations. Even though it wasn't in a pillow fort. We can still do that, though. Make a pillow fort. And maybe make out in it. If you liked the first kiss. I should probably stop talking now.

[thecoltongreene]

There are two types of people.

[heidikovens]

Thank god…

[thecoltongreene]

Thank God what? Did I do something wrong before?