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YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@thecontinentgazette
The Gazette
A Carefully planned newspaper, collecting stories from The Continent and its residents!
Interviews and gossip, tales of the frontlines, the weddings, and the breakups. All can be found here.
If you have any news or information send them so they can feature in our next release!
Bard Fight!
And finally, the last entry of this year Annual Bard Festival is:
Draig Bon-Dhu!! A skald from Skellige is coming to perform for all of us!
Bard Fight!
Now before more people complain, we have the honor of announcing Essi!! She shall be gracing us all with her beauty during the Bard festival!
Bard Fight!
And joining us from the Misty mountains, although which one they did not say, could be Amell, Kestrel, Dragon, Fiery Mountain or Tir Tochair; we have The Many and Manly!
They are many, they got muscles, facial hair, hair-hair on their heads (unless they are bald, then they have no hair-hair) and they got deep voices!
Bard Fight!
With a Donkey as their frontequine, The Swamp Band came from far far far away (but not from another galaxy) to join us on this year, Bard Festival!
The Dragon and the Donkey are married so cast your eyes away!
Bard fight!
From the City of Gold, Miguel and Tulio are going to join us on the annual Bard Festival!
(Please hide your wallets- just in case!) They are honest men, so there is nothing to be afraid of!
Bard Fight!
Eldain came out of his forest with all the intentions of winning the annual bard festival of The Continent!
We must, however, warn all human voters that should our Rogue Elven Bard find out that you did not vote for him, The Gazette has no responsability for what may happen to you.
Bard Fight!
It's time to meet some of the competition! That shall enter the annual bard festival of The Continent!
Valdo Marx the man with the mustache and the stomping!
Bard Fight!
It's time to meet some of the competition! That shall enter the annual bard festival of The Continent!
The man that doesn't age! Dandelion of Witcher 3 is here!!
Bard Fight!
A sweet bard arrives also ready to enter the annual bard festival of The Continent!
Dandelion of The Hexer is ready to charm the competition and your hearts!
Bard Fight!
It's time to meet some of the competition! That shall enter the annual bard festival of The Continent!
First up we have Jaskier- Netflix!
Bard Fight!
Beloved citizens of the Continent!
The 70th edition of the Bard festival approaches at high velocity! It is time for all to prepare, get your tickets, your best clothes and maybe some earplugs! It is going to be an unforgettable event!
All participants shall be revealed soon by your faithful Gazette! (We are waiting for our editor to stop eating and getting distracted- send prayers)
Buy your tickets at www.barddeathmatch.continet/tickets
Lost Letter
Good readers,
If any of you, brave souls, tried to send a letter (ask) to this fine newspaper please know that the pigeon lost it. We received only a little invoice informing us that something should exist, but where? We cannot tell.
The Grumps with Good Heart
Only one can be your protector!
Gerome of Rivia, got a horsie with a phd and a smiley sword
Call me Sir of Rivia, always thinks you smell good even at funerals
Xena(rlt), will discuss your taste in man and slay in a skirt
Hexer Geralt, sad meow meow won't hesitate to say you matter
Library Gibson, the OG Albino with all the issues. Doesn't go to therapy
Good people of the Continent! Here is to hoping your day is going well! It's time, to turn our eyes to today's poll. It is hard, I'm sure some of you will cry (I hope you do it on the tags where we can see). But you must pick who is your daddy Protector! Your Guardian Angel for The Path!
Now before you come knocking on our HQ doors, saying "Oh but you should have added Gerard Way" "Oh what about Pedro Pascal?" "But..but what about Aragorn?" Listen, we make the rules! If you are polite about it, you may get what you want but you must be polite! (Maybe cry in the tags, our editor loves that!!)
A new edition full of fresh news is here!
This time we cover the winner of The Battle of the Lambers, @lambert2269 and @gezrasofleyda269 very quick cameo (oh my it seems we have our own cinematic universe happening here). @tumbleweedtech powers of predicting the future but not the lottery numbers. And the arrival of the Bard tournament!
Don't forget to cast your vote on your favourite Eskel in the new poll -> Here
It's because I am so dry and crusty that I lust after his greasy locks.
Ah, That is some truly dramatic information. But we, at the Gazette, never turn our back on our readers no matter how dry they are and how much your hands feel like sandpaper!
We do however recommend the following:
If you can't find any of these, we are sure some pig grease could help (although that won't be much different from petting the Goblin's head)
A new edition full of fresh news is here!
This time we cover the winner of The Battle of the Lambers, @lambert2269 and @gezrasofleyda269 very quick cameo (oh my it seems we have our own cinematic universe happening here). @tumbleweedtech powers of predicting the future but not the lottery numbers. And the arrival of the Bard tournament!
Don't forget to cast your vote on your favourite Eskel in the new poll -> Here
Eskelation in the Forest
Pick a Eskel
TW3 Eskel, Bigboi with a big heart and even bigger tits
Alzur fanmovies Eskel, He was there for like 5 minutes but he got curls
Wolf-Chow Eskel, Cause we must look after the wildlife to save the planet
Book Eskel, The princess in a castle but with a sword and scars
Another day arrives and so does another poll! Today, The Gazette will stay on the Wolf Witcher's branch and ask you all to pick Who is the trunkiest hunkiest of all the Eskels. The best one of them all! For every vote, a tree shall appear in a forest near you!
And because we are a serious source of information and do very scientific studies, this time we also included the book version! Do try not to get stumped by the incredible choices we present!
