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the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
my counter:
piccolo trombone
I’m both glad and sad that string players are only limited to violin, viola, cello, and bass. Can you imagine a contrabass? Or a piccolo violin????
String players are not limited to just those.
I present, THE OCTOBASS
It’s so big that it needs keys to hit the strings.
And in the reverse direction there exists the Pochette. Translated from French, it means pocket, as it was a pocket sized violin like instrument.
This is amazing
someone post the archlute
This one?
I’m dYING-
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I both hate and love this
Not big enough? Let point you to the Great Stalactite Organ, locacted in Luray, VA
Its an orgsn connect to a cave producing a beautiful, almost otherworldly sound. Its also the largest workimg instrument in the world.
Hunting Horn mains be like
more Smash Emblem! Xenoblade team! Fiora as a Thief, Sharla as a Cleric, Dunban as a Myrmidon, Ryen as a Knight, Melia as a Mage (and a branded heron!)
I don’t know how to make Riki yet….orz
Shulk http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/173802731529/smash-emblem-shulk-as-a-tactician-his-move-set
other Super Smash Emblem design :
Mario/Luigi - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159336925989/okwhat-ifsuper-smash-bros-but-strategy-rpg-and
Peach/Toad/Bowser - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159360147309/more-fire-emblem-themed-mario-character-peach
Kirby/Meta knight/King Dedede - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159376280609/super-smash-emblem-continue-kirby-emblem
Pit/Palutena/Dark Pit - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159510054314/kid-icarus-emblem-pit-as-a-pegasus-knight-with-a
Samus/Wii fit Trainer/Villager - http://dc9spot.tumblr.com/post/159529669644/more-smash-emblem-samus-as-a-knight-i-give-her
Oh hey, it's Fiora.
Oh hey, it's Sharla...with a staff? Why...
Oh, they're fantasy classes.
OH, THEY'RE "FIRE EMBLEM" CLASSES
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She might actually be my best girl.
The Invasion of Area 51
September 20th, 2019, day of the Area 51 raid. The battle had raged on for several hours now. Despite their superior numbers, the invasion force was showing no signs of penetrating the outer perimeter. Mountains of corpses, from furries to gamers to shitposters, littered the area around the base. It seemed as though Area 51 was secure. One guard within the base breathed a sigh of relief as he felt assured that all was well. This would not last, long, however, as suddenly he began to hear a faint slapping sound. "Dammit!" exclaimed the guard. "Did someone manage to get so far as to actually clap alien cheeks?! Damn those Naruto runners! Our bullets are useless against them!" Despite the guard's frustration and despair, he knew the Naruto runner would be far too preoccupied in the clapping of alien cheeks to escape, and thus followed the sound. He reached a corner where the sound could be heard loud and clear. "I have you now..." said the guard assuredly. He knew that the almost magnetic pull and vice-like grip would make escape impossible, having clapped many an alien cheek himself in his downtime. With his gun raised, he turned the corner and shouted, "freeze, fucking wea--" But he cut himself off in shock. What he had found upon turning the corner was not what he expected. Instead of orange jumpsuit-clad weebs, he found himself staring down the barrel of a gun. Tragically, his moment of hesitation would prove his undoing. Before he even realized what had happened, the guard was shot point-blank right between the eyes. He was dead before he even hit the ground. After the tension had cleared, the guard's assailant briefly dropped his guard, knelt down, placed his fingers to his ear, and said, "hrngh, Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap from my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards."
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Yo.
Woomy and Wooloo cuteness alert!!
Hngh.
This lamp absorbs 150 times more CO2 than a tree
It’s still in the “so crazy it just might work” stage, but these microalgae-powered lamps, invented by French biochemist Pierre Calleja, could absorb a ton of carbon from the air every year. That’s as much as 150 to 200 trees. [x]
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. This is ingenious.
The design is a light bulb surrounded by a glass casing. The glass is filled with (water based) media and microalgae. The top is permeable to gasses so that gas exchange can occur. All of the wiring is linked to the grid underground.
Since the light source is inside, it gets scattered and “dimmed” by the water and algae. This makes it less glaringly bright and scatters the light wider, which is good for a street light. It is not longer white light as well, which helps make it easier on the eyes while still providing light.
At the same time, it provides the light for photosynthesis in the algae, so they are continuously exchanging CO2 for O2, not just in the day. It also provides a source of heat, which helps keep the algae from going dormant during cold weather (as in the snowy picture above).
And notice how I did not specify permeability - that’s because NOx’s (NO and NO2) are also permeable and can be used as nitrogen sources to microalgae. In fact, algae are relatively low maintenance. As autotrophs, they don’t require super complex media, not does it really need to be changed/added to. (I’m actually fairly certain that there would still be algae in these tanks a year later; it may need to be cleaned or something, but there would be some living algae.)
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The Yggdrasil Project...
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor
I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair
I know this song. I should've known where this was going. But I didn't. Now I've paid the price.
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I was expecting this to be like an edit or something and the panel after the smoking crater was gonna be Yamcha.
this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr
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When women want to fuck monsters:
When men want to fuck monsters:
Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.
I laughed out loud in the middle of a staff meeting.
I have yet to see a “not all men” and I’m surprised.
via @trillgutterbug
Okay, so as a feminist I absolutely get where this is coming from, I really do. But I also don’t think it’s a fair or wholistic view, and instead cherry picks examples to support a bias–
First off, I think it completely disregards bi-men who wanna fuck the dude monsters listed above and bi women who want to fuck the lady monsters shown in MonMusu.
But as for some counter examples: Have you not seen the Deathclaw porn out there? Dear god, do straight guys wanna bone Deathclaw girls. Here’s a rare SFW example:
Lady Deathclaw by Tinyfaceart –But all you gotta do is search “Female Deathclaw porn” and you’ll see plenty of proof.
Or what about the time that Diablo from, well… Diablo fused with a mortal woman and took on a more feminine shape:
Art by Glenn Rane
Diablo is a game series made mostly by guys and I think it’s safe to assume guys are the target audience. And yet you can’t tell me this isn’t a proper monster that isn’t meant to be a little sexy. I mean, I sure as hell wanted to fuck FemDiablo.
And I won’t buy the excuse that adding hips and the vague suggestion of breasts somehow negates monster qualities. There’s nothing wrong with guys still wanting something recognizably female, anymore that Venom being recognizably male is a negating factor for women–(if he was amorphous pile of goo and never humanoid, I’m sure he’d be a lot less appealing to most).
Or how about SCP 1471?
Basically a creepy stalker monster that starts haunting people who accidentally get involved with it (read the link for the full fiction). But there’s a whole significant sub-fandom that feels she is just misunderstood and in need of love.
I remind you, it (or she) looks like this:
–but is thought to be lovable and sympathetic, and just doesn’t know how to properly communicate. Something of a reverse Beauty and the Beast.
Now these are just examples off the top of my head or of things I’m personally familiar with–I know individually none of these are as popular as anything then OP mentions; But taken as a whole, there are more than enough examples of men wanting to fuck real monster girls that I feel the above generalization is kind of unfair and demeaning.
Furthermore, I don’t think the above posts are taking count of where women come up short in wanting to fuck monsters. I mean, you wanna know what is magnitudes more popular than anything mentioned here? A bit of fiction that featured a hot monster appealing to women, to such a degree a that not a single person probably hasn’t heard of it, and probably knew a woman personally that was into it.
Heckin` Twilight, a supernatural romance featuring a sad (but hot) Monster boy that was madly in love with the female protagonist and reader stand in. Edward is just a hot vampire guy who looks human and sparkles in the sunlight–and if that isn’t some weaksauce monster fuckery, I don’t know what is.
And I think female monster fuckers need to own that, before accusing men of being cowards. Regardless of any one woman’s interest or disinterest in Twilight, it was none-the-less massively popular with women as a whole. As a guy, I certainly own that MonMusu is kinda weaksauce monster fuckery, even though it’s a favorite of mine.
A Disclaimer: I don’t wanna knock Twilight in general. That’s so last decade, and was always kinda misogynist. Twilight is a certain brand of female wish-fulfillment entertainment, and that is perfectly okay. Really It is the female equivalent of something like MonMusu–
Both of these are weak monster-fucker fantasies, and the only practical difference is the type of wish-fulfillment they appeal to, one usually held women and the other men. And both are full of absurd tropes that when taken to logical extremes are problematic, but it’s just fun escapism and no one should take either (or any content like them) too seriously.
BUT I DIGRESS.
My intent with this post isn’t to try and prove the above posts as wrong or something dumb like that–I think they do have a point. But I also think it’s a bit generalizing and fails to look at the whole picture. To which I hope my post here helps broaden the perspective.
Thank you for reading!
–Ambris
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i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse
I clicked on it thinking “I’m 28, that’s probably close enough” and just
what… what the fuck was that
are you guys okay?
i’m 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like “i don’t know this.” op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular
God I’m so glad it wasn’t carameldansen
Huh. Yes, I do remember this. Quoted it recently, too.
I never seen a post that’s so hypocritical and unaware of itself than this
This post almost made me lose any remaining faith I had in Tumblr before reading the notes restored that last shred.
Dundertale.
This is stupid yet hilarious.
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Wait, this hits every mark for me, but wouldn't she be a Rock-type Trainer?
...Ah, who fucking cares, MOTHERFUCKING HEX MANIAC MAUD PIE.
DIAMONDS.
THAT'S NOT A ROCK JOKE.