The Crazy Mommy Lady

The life and times of my mommy hood I have one son & two fur babies. I hope my stories make you laugh, think, ask questions and love harder. ❤ everyone ✌ ~T.C.M.L.~

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Times like this...

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The Heavenly Tenants by Ilonka Karasz (1896-1981)

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Hello its been a while all i have to say right now is be very cautious of whom you marry. Get to know them and their family well before you say I do. Sometimes if it aint broke it just doesnt need fixing! #relationship #situationships #baby

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Sometimes it better to at least try to put yourself in another person's shoes she see exactly where they are coming from. It's hard to do that with an asshole but here is my attempt why should I when they don't? ~T.C.M.L ~

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The moment your about to step in your bubble bath then you realize there are bits of pizza in the water... Thanks Son. #ilovemyson ~T.C.M.L~

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Tonight I believe I truly learned to laugh heartily on the inside. As I watched my sweet son have several tantrums on the floor all at one time. Oh how many ways can I possibly fall out let me count the ways One one-thousand. Two one-thousand. Three one-thousand. Four one-thousand. Five...?. My son is truly amazing I love him to the moon and back. #kidstantrums #tantrums #kids #parenting #children #tantrum #sumpong #grumpy #shedoesntshare #toptip #humor #tajmahal #water #vitamins #nongmo #462 #teotane #kidsunplugged #opportunityisbeingamommy #hisnameiseunix #nutrition #organic #funnytumblr #bestoftumblr #barakits #motherhood #thomasandfriends🚂🚂🚂 #health #kidshealth #funnypic

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Daddy dumb dumb strikes again I get up in the middle of the night of course because the baby is waking and his feet are cold(our son hates blankets will kick them off every time or wake up if he is covered). To find out why because surely the heat isn't off its 44 degrees outside and my small space heater is working overtime. Our apartment is horrible air blows in any window and under every door unless you have it blocked some how. I check the thermostat it says "off" (my internal thermostat rose to about 90). I ask daddy dumb ass sleep on the couch: You turned the heat off? Daddy Dumb Ass: Shrug and nod Yes Are you fucking kidding me there is damn near a 4 inch space under the bedroom door so all the ice cold air is rushing under the door fighting the space heater and our son is cold! Self-centered ass who turns the heat off instead of down?!!! {You tell me Self-centered or not} I can't make this shit up!!! ~T.C.M.L ~ #selfcentered #selfie #selfish #life #poor #men #rude #living #old #love #manners #young #attitude #selfhelp #help #parade #kindness #bekind #narcissist #pride #envy #kind #women #rich #better #npd #long #perspective #getoutstayout #selfabsorbed

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This was me this morning when I realized I'm just now needing to buy wipes and I have one more box of diapers left from my baby showers. My son is almost 15 months hell yea I did that!! @kevinhart4real did that dance. You guys dont want to see me dance do this dance,seriously though. Toodles!! ~T.C.M.L~ #babyshowergifts #babyshower #babygirl #baby #handmade #babyboy #newborn #instababy #newborngifts #pregnant #pregnancy #etsyshop #babylove #madewithlove #shoplocal #shophandmade #newmom #etsy #mommytobe #mikeyandmoo #wonderweeks #expectingmom #babyofinstagram #instashopper #babystyle #makersmovement #makersvillage #supporthandmade #babymilestone #pregnantbelly

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So the other day I was cooking dinner and I said to the dumb daddy. "Hey can you go see what the baby is doing he is headed down the hall to the back room" Dumb daddy response: " So what do you want me to do police the boy around his own house?!" I literally looked around to make sure it wasn't the dog going down the hall after all she is the 5 year old in the house. I said well he is one years old and doesn't really know for sure that pushing the TV over on his head will kill him or hurt him pretty bad. SO YES DAMN IT POLICE HIS ASS BEFORE HE GETS FUCKING HURT. This is why I don't trust him to babysit. I can't make this up I promise. Toodles! ~T.C.M.L~

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So I had to walk down to the kitchen with the half sleep/half aggravated baby to get more milk. Daddy dumb dumb goes loudly "Hey Son what are you doing!" the baby immediately sits up and starts talking. 😱😠 Why would you say that loudly Or anything at all knowing he is trying to go off to sleep?! Daddy dumb dumb "What do you mean his eyes were wide open?" In my head wtf!! How stupid does that sound your eyes are open before you fall asleep are they not?! Its my fault I did this to myself I chose so poorly. I immediate try to blow him up with my mind (very sheldon-like but it didn't work). Now its night night wwf in the bedroom. I can't make this shit up!!! Sincerely, ~T.C.M.L~ #baby #babygirl #sleepingbaby #cute #sleeping #babyboy #instababy #sleepingbeauty #sleep #goodnight #love #newborn #naptime #babylove #sleepwell #babiesofinstagram #daughter #proudmom #momlife #gutenacht #fulltimemom #sleepy #nap #mommylittleboy #babyroom #girl #baddad

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I know a lot of us have seen this and this especially affect those of us with kids in car seats. Its just annoying to think how did you park knowing i may well absolutely cant get back into my car?! The crazy thing is the person driving the enromous monstrocity would be thd one with the attitude and you shouldnt be because your part of the problem. You want the latest humongous safe automobile they offer but you dont realize the world is not setup for that crap. The world needs to build bigger parking spots that take into account this issue! I shouldnt havd to climb in my car through the damn trunk to put the carseat or child in the car!!! Just needed to vent. with love TCML. #babyparking #bambini #nido #notonlymama #mammaaiutamamma #womoms #mammeblogger #ilclubdellorsettolavatore #milano #joinmilano #mamme #maviepuntoit #marene #mirtillothefrenchie #instamamme #weddingwithkids #laboratori #nidoprivato #flatnosedogsociety #montessori #thewomoms #kids #divertimento #children #parma #mumadvisor #join #instakids #famiglia #feste

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66 positive things to say to your child. ~T.C.M.L~

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Missing private othello...

Has anyone ever missed an old friend for more than on reason but none of them can be mentioned?

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Toddler and a Chicken Wing - the single most messiest piece of meat they will love to carry around and wipe, drag and slide over every unsafe surface. It will look in edible but not to the toddler eye that's seasoning gotta love babies.... I will never know why it's so appealing to them. #toddlerandchicken #greencheekconure #birdsofinstagram #toddlerfun #yummyinmytummy #birdsmakebestpets #adrianfn #toddler #precious #instasize #birdlovers #toddlerlove #auntleeleesgirl #toddlerlife #vieneelpollo #maymay #funny #mychicken #mayvinlove #pollitochiken #smallparrot #conure #popeyeschicken #mylittlegirl #cuddle #lovelovelove #adorable #pineapplecinnamongreencheekconure #bond #hatesfeet

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When you know your about to have to make that middle of the night trip down the hall for milk. #MomLife #toddlerfeeding #babystuff #legitph #mommyshomeph #babyneeds #breastfeeding #jjrabbit #mommymusthaves #babygear #babygirl #philipsavent #momblogger #bpafree #toddlerfood #babyledweaning #ecofriendly #munchkin #collabo #drinkingcup #toddler #portableplacemat #momapproved #toddlerplate #motherhood #toddlercup #sippycups #toddlerlife #nuby #baby #happymail

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So the baby was all crying and mad I fixed his bottle and went to his room for playtime. Then here comes his dad your going to put him to sleep? But it's new years eve! Umm it's 8:30pm his usual bedtime and he has already slapped me twice. Did he actually think I was going to fight to keep him up for the new year?! Night Night my sweet angel #Hecrazyashell #MomLife #sleepingbaby #baby #love #babygirl #family #happynewyears #newyearseve #newborn #babyboy #newyear #happynewyear #boy #instababy #son #2016 #momlife #happy #myboys #cute #fireworks #newyearresolution #mom #precious #myworld #🎀🎈 #daughter #kyerleke #myeverything #bradley #sleeping

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Trying start the year in a good place the baby is falling asleep. Then here comes baby's dad it's new years eve and your putting him to sleep? Umm is 8:30pm his normal bedtime... Did he really expect me to fight him to keep him up just because he wanted him up in time for the new year??!! Don't worry he saw it ill dump acid on my foot first night night sweet baby. #Hecrazyashell #MomLife #sleepingbaby #baby #love #babygirl #family #happynewyears #newyearseve #newborn #babyboy #newyear #happynewyear #boy #instababy #son #2016 #momlife #happy #myboys #cute #fireworks #newyearresolution #mom #precious #myworld #🎀🎈 #daughter #kyerleke #myeverything #bradley #sleeping