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Claire Keane
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NASA

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Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this
Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.
(Cut to Zed in an End ship)
Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.
(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)
Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.
Tango: Yeah
"Get a job"
❌️ ableist
❌️ encourages capitalism
❌️ people can be losers and be employed
❌️ makes being jobless sound like a moral failing
"Get a hobby"
✔️ keeps disabled people who can't work in mind
✔️ does not encourage capitalism
✔️ if they already have hobbies you can tell them to get a new one
✔️ encourages a better use of autonomy and freetime
just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it
I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before
the internet seems like a distant dream
whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
i think its important everyone has at least one thing they admit is really good even if they hate the people who made it. it keeps you humble. reminds you that you cant tie morality to quality. and most importantly gives you prime "complaining to your friends" material.
I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.
[crying and running away] girls cant love girls.... girls cant love girls!!!!!!
I tried distracting a vampire by throwing rice at him, but I only had two grains with me so it didn't work. He counted them instantly. Then he asked me what I was even doing with exactly two grains of rice, and I explained how a bowl of rice tastes better if you spread it out over an entire day. I asked him if he was gonna suck my blood but he said no, he just had a lot more questions about the rice thing.
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
Reblog if you would block your mutual for making an AI chatbot of you :)