Don't tell anyone, but I'm a real life crow.

@thecrxws on instagram | zoha

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Alina: pfft look at that idiot.

*Mal running at a shadow soldier with his baseball bat*

Alina:

Alina: Shit that's my idiot.

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Wylan: Do you think that when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Jesper: Wylan darling, love of my life, WHAT THE FUCK.

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Hc that Inej put a plant in Kaz's room. So when Inej goes away to one of her voyages, Kaz realizes that it's Inej's plant and keeps watering it.

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But then Jesper comes in one day and informs him that it's a fake plant.

Kaz: FOUR MONTHS!! FOUR FUCKING MONTHS.

Wylan: what's wrong?

Jesper: *giggling* Nothing.

Kaz: YOU SAW ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS AND DIDNT SAY A SINGLE WORD.

Jesper: I need to capture this on video and send this to Inej.

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Hc that Inej put a plant in Kaz's room. So when Inej goes away to one of her voyages, Kaz realizes that it's Inej's plant and keeps watering it.

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Waiter: And what would you like, Sir?

Kaz: I wish to devour the unborn.

Inej: Eggs. He means eggs.

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Jesper: Today I wore my pants the wrong way. Sometimes I think I'm stupid.

Kaz: Don't worry I do that all the time.

Jesper: Wear your pants the wrong way?

Kaz: No. Think you're stupid.

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Kaz, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Cop: Get the fuck out of my car.

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Wylan: I wish we could block people in real life

Inej: Restraining order.

Kaz: Murder.

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*Doorbell rings*

Kaz, opening the door: Hello?

Exorcist: Hi, I'm here to remove the demon in you.

Kaz: But I didn't call you.

Matthias: I did.

Kaz: Fucking traitor.

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Theoretically speaking, Inej had a knife named after Alina. So it was actually Alina who had become a blade, not Mal lol.

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Happy birthday to the kanej polaroid💞

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So who'd stay at Inej's grave the longest? Definitely not Kaz. Why? Because he would dig a grave right next to Inej's and bury himself there.

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@netflix I'm suing you. Why do we not have a season two release date?

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NO MOURNERS BUT LOTS OF FUNERALS CAUSE THE FANDOM WAS KILLED WITH HAPPINESS.

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101 ways to become Wylan van eck by Wylan Van Eck💕

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VAN SUNSHINE?? MORE LIKE VAN DARKNESS. LMAO SORRY.

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LOVE THESE TIMES WHEN THE FANDOM SUDDENLY WAKES UP AND EXPLODES. LIKE RIGJT NOW💕