don't wake up

kelley | rhode island Friend of all books and book lovers. Currently reading: Truly Devious by Maureen Johnson

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[thewisestdino]

Bride by ALi Hazelwood endpages !!

Art i did for a friend!

[margielalalove]

♟️ Smart girls, sharp banter, and serious chess chemistry.

Check & Mate by Ali Hazelwood is the perfect mix of brains, heart, and slow-burn rivalry. Enemies across the board, soulmates off it. 💘👑

[tsarina-anadyomene]

ALL kinktober submissions must include:

A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.

A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.

A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.

A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.

It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.

Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.

[tediousmalcontentt]

my favorite scene in all of literature is when Neil Josten wakes up in Columbia after being drugged, hurls an alarm clock at Aaron, dumps his water on the floor and throws the cup at Aaron, stuff his clothes down the toilet and squeezes out through the window, has the foresight to call Matt from a pay phone to protect his shit, hitch hikes back to campus, eyes back to brown?? shows up on Wymack’s door like 😜 and reveals he could speak German the whole time?? CHARACTER OF ALL TIME, that is a protagonist who knows how MOVE THE MFING PLOT ALONG

[martiansodas-blog]

YOU live in a society.

i live in the ali hazelwood STEM romance universe.

[nobodyaskedyou]

Sorry but I'm never going to get over Kevin chewing out the Ravens, revealing that Wymack is his dad, and dropping the "I've never been skiing" bomb on live television in the same interview, and then going "we're all going to die" while hunched over a sink the second he walked off stage. Absolutely hilarious.

[eeriethacus]

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[fashion-runways]

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[jeanneil]

i love other people’s social media aus so much that i simply had to make one. anyway aftg and everything is the same except smartphones and twitter were thriving in 2008

[leragoessouth]

Be nice to me I never draw front facing angles

[mcmeasle]

[dearfut-ureself]

i still think its hilarious how neil went 'kevin and i talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time' because they literally never do. he just made that up and dragged kevin under the bus as well for no fucking reason other than to be dramatic.

[belovedsamber]

imagine the chaos after kevin and andrew came back from LA

andrew: you killed a guy and you didn’t tell me

neil: well i was preoccupied with the FBI stuff

andrew: AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME ABOUT THE FBI STUFF

kevin: can you guys believe that jeremy wants to be a lawyer

[aglionbyacademia]

I miss bluesey

[thegayexyagenda]

good luck to kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil 🫡

[blxiir]

good luck to wymack who has to deal with a kevin who has to deal with a non-smoking andrew and a sidelined neil

[bisexualcroissant]

kevneil aka the comedic duo we never knew we needed

"he didn't ask you" and kevin kicking neil while he was talking to the reporters. comedy kings