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listen I understand why anyone writing a bodyguard au for hollanov defaults to ilya being the body guard and shane being the superstar. but I just think we're collectively sleeping on the appeal of playboy celeb ilya rozanov getting scuffed like a kitten by his deadpan, no nonsense security detail, shane hollander

saints3angels

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

sodiumfreak

when the time loop gets to the part where they start committing suicide in different ways every day

runoutofsteam

Jean Moreau on the sunshine court

kaijuerotica

connor on late night: *incredibly charming, jokes that the skating was harder than the russian*

hudson on the tonight show: assume the position jimmy

kaijuerotica

what the fuck is kevneil

fuck it heated rivalry/hunger games au wip

#heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #the worms won’t leave my brain #wip #idk what I’m gonna do with this but I had to yoink it from my brain

connor storie and hudson williams as hotspur and prince hal in henry iv

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#heated rivalry #honestly both characters are good for both of them let’s see it #I don’t care if they don’t know how to do Shakespeare they’re smart they can learn

hoechloin

2012 / 2026

silksufjan

sorry jean is a stronger man than me. if neil josten pulled up to my sickbed with his boy toy and his boy toy’s boy toy (my ex situationship) and told me how all 5 foot 2 of him tricked a mob boss into saving all of our lives i might kill my self in front of him just to prove a point

ooppo

I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.

satanfemme

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

satanfemme

this is twice as true in the winter

satanfemme

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

femmenerd

ilya rozanov: i prefer to have sex with people i like and trust. this is because i am LAZY. it has nothing at all to do with the fact that i have been emotionally abused, neglected, and/or abandoned by my family, the people who were supposed to love me. i am not starved for affection!! NYET. i am just a fundamentally lazy person. never mind that i am a world-class professional athlete—one of the best players in the NHL—an accomplishment regularly achieved by indolent sloths.

gngerale

Hudson Williams visiting (and promoting) a friend's home decor store.

rylandsgrace

My mother didn't suck. She was great. She would have loved you. Like I love you.

machinot

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me