The Cullanos™️

Home of all things Cullano, giving you everything you need to know about the number one Twilight Mob AU Shitpost Series. Brought to you by @notquitetwilight and @carllisle 🔪

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Character Pages

Esme

Carlisle

Rosalie

Emmett

Alice

Edward

The Hale Twins: Jasper & Jessamine

The Three Wolves: Leah, Jacob & Paul

Fics

Headcanons

Read on AO3

[spanishinfluenza]

Is Goncharov giving anyone else severe Cullano vibes?

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Tempting me to come out of retirement. Katya wants what Esme Cullano has. The clock tower casts a long shadow, but not one so dark as the pizza slicer.

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Goncharov is basically the CULLANOS

The Cullanos ran so Goncharov could walk.

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shoutout to @youareonlyastory and @spanishinfluenza for being the baddest bitches to not only be practically offered places in pfach’s harem but for also briefly exposing him to cullano content absolutely stunning unhinged behaviour and they collectively slay all day we at the cullanos salute you ♥️🔪🩸⛓️

[powerburial]

TIL u can open up a mafia front (restaurant, store, etc) without even being in the mafia. they call them "businesses"

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[blackandroses]

Valentino Haute Couture Spring 2022.

[spanishinfluenza]

Forks' resident hottest couple

[spanishinfluenza]

if drawing scantily clad mafia mommies is a chronic condition, consider me ailed

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Adriana La Cerva / The Sopranos (S4,E7)

[teen-idle222]

never pass a mirror without looking in it💋

[babypinkromantics]

waiting for my prince to take me out of this cruel world

[cinnamongirlheaven]

i wish i was your girl

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[365filmsbyauroranocte]

Casino (Martin Scorsese, 1995)

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