The Dame's Drains

(18+!) Lewd sideblog for all kinds of drain-kink stuff. She/Her & It/It's

[sewerscalie]

Bzw if you're a freak and find my freak endearing, I'm probably down to discord if you message me

[daylights-rain]

What's the plumbing situation in your cave?

- @thedamesdrains

ok so first of all its a lair, mmkay?

caves are for other creatures. what I have done to this mountain is more than that. look at my hoard, my decor, my sophisticated laboratory for - well don't worry what that's for.

secondly. the plumbing is advanced. cleanliness that would not be seen in a place like Europe for centuries. specifically missing from Europe. so many other cultures figured out plumbing and cleanliness hundreds and hundreds of years earlier but nope. not them.

sorry, tangent.

my point is that I need you to get your head out of the kobold's toilet. yes the water pressure is high. that's on purpose.

[thedamesdrains]

Y-yes, of course! You have a magnificent lair! Very robust! Very awe inspiring!!

And um-! I would love to comply, miss, but uhm! I-I might be stuck...

This usually doesn't happen...

[daylights-rain]

yeah whatever. you're definitely not using that right and I am not gonna help you. and after that insult? calling my home a fucking cave!? I hope the kobolds find you. I hope they find you, push you further in and use you.

[thedamesdrains]

Y-y-yes miss, I-I understand! I-I apologize for bothering you!!

I um, g-guess I'll be here til your kobolds are satisfied...

[daylights-rain]

What's the plumbing situation in your cave?

- @thedamesdrains

ok so first of all its a lair, mmkay?

caves are for other creatures. what I have done to this mountain is more than that. look at my hoard, my decor, my sophisticated laboratory for - well don't worry what that's for.

secondly. the plumbing is advanced. cleanliness that would not be seen in a place like Europe for centuries. specifically missing from Europe. so many other cultures figured out plumbing and cleanliness hundreds and hundreds of years earlier but nope. not them.

sorry, tangent.

my point is that I need you to get your head out of the kobold's toilet. yes the water pressure is high. that's on purpose.

[thedamesdrains]

Y-yes, of course! You have a magnificent lair! Very robust! Very awe inspiring!!

And um-! I would love to comply, miss, but uhm! I-I might be stuck...

This usually doesn't happen...

[thedamesdrains]

The problem with having a niche kink like this is knowing my partners are never gonna tug me by the collar to go give me swirlies

[thedamesdrains]

Being small and grabbable unfortunately makes me very vulnerable to being hauled off to the bathroom....

[thedamesdrains]

A big, mean, scalie lady could give me all the swirlies in the world and I'd just whimper and beg for more

[thedamesdrains]

Momma insisting that I need to be potty trained despite being well old enough and also insisting I use her significantly-larger toilet to train on......

[thedamesdrains]

Momma insisting on bathing together (perhaps after the disasterous potty training incident...) in her giant bathtub. So sudsy and warm and easy to lose track of me when time comes to pull the plug......

[yingletgirltailtuft]

Yinglet that is soooo tiny you can bring it into bathtime

[sewerscalie]

Yinglet that is soooo tiny you can use it like a loofah during bathtime...

[thedamesdrains]

Yinglet that is soooo tiny that if you leave it in the water when you pull the plug, it'll twirl down the drain.......

[thedamesdrains]

Girl who's looking extremely like swirliebait right now: Pl-please!! Not the t-toilet!! Anything but that!!!

[thedamesdrains]

Oh to be in the bath with a dragongirl at least thrice my size, enjoying the suds and her supple scales...

...then she pulls the plug.....

[thedamesdrains]

You can tell I'm getting twitterpated over someone when I'm fantasizing about swirling down their drains…. <3 <3 <3

[thedamesdrains]

Momma insisting that I need to be potty trained despite being well old enough and also insisting I use her significantly-larger toilet to train on......

[wodjowjfiohwoghiwhg]

if you're hot they're hot

give your friends a swirlie this summer season

[thedamesdrains]

Weh, it's too fekkin' hot...

*slinks into your toilet to cool off~*

[thedamesdrains]

Girl who's looking extremely like swirliebait right now: Pl-please!! Not the t-toilet!! Anything but that!!!

[thedamesdrains]

Oh to be in the bath with a dragongirl at least thrice my size, enjoying the suds and her supple scales...

...then she pulls the plug.....

[thedamesdrains]

You can tell I'm getting twitterpated over someone when I'm fantasizing about swirling down their drains…. <3 <3 <3