addie

I don't really know what I'm doing.

[2errrrrkkk]

“Arthur Theme Song” Chance The Rapper & Ziggy Marley

[soliloquyunscripted]

Ayyyyeeee

[blems4femmes-deactivated2019051]

This is so wholesome ❤️

[ableist-vegans]

Do not trick people into trying vegan versions of food

Why?

Let’s say you make some vegan chocolate chip cookies. (I looked a recipe up for the sake of this post). These cookies are made with almond milk.

You have a friend that you’ve known for a few months now, and you think it would be nice to surprise them.

So, you offer them one of the cookies. You don’t tell them they’re vegan. As far as your friend is aware, they’re made with cow milk and chicken eggs.

Your friend takes one bite, and a few minutes later you’re using their epi-pen on them and calling 911.

See, what just happened is that your hypothetical friend here has a nut allergy that you didn’t know about, and the almond milk in the cookies was enough to put them in the hospital.

You could have avoided this whole situation by informing your friend that they’re vegan, thus prompting the question “It’s not made with almond milk, is it?”

This doesn’t just apply to cookies. While I’ve never found one, if you happen to know of a vegan fake meat that’s not made with soy and looks and smells exactly like the meat version, don’t serve it to someone and not tell them until after they eat it.

“But I, a vegan, would never do that!”

Great, then this post isn’t about you. This post is about the people who post shit like “when you give your friend vegan food without telling them and they like it *insert gif here*”, and it’s also about the thousands of people who reblog it.

- Avery

[kristen-the-rageful-deactivated]

And some people have dusgestive issues or health issues that conflict with some vegan ingredients too

[sailorzeo]

Soy and wheat are used in a lot of meat replacements, and are also 2 of the top 8 food allergens.

[dollsahoy]

And, as mentioned before, peanuts and tree nuts are two more–so, half of the most common food allergens are the things used as vegan substitutes. (Which is also why a lot of people can’t be vegan.)

[shrineart]

I have buddies with severe nut and soy allergies. Please don’t do this to people.

[mathiasismywhore-deactivated201]

Precisely. Never not tell someone what they’re eating.

[raven-against-bullshit]

As a person with severe nut allergies, I must ask you guys to never do this.

[c3po]

sandy cheeks would’ve voted trump that evil southern rat ass bitch

[thecouchwitch]

Sandy Cheeks is a pro-science feminist who lives in a foreign land that she respects the customs of and she would be offended you would even accuse her of this.

[bangedbysatan-deactivated201909]

[onlyblackgirl]

[mangopit]

this poor man i’m actually dead

[nowhites]

[pussylipgloss]

IM GONNA SCREAMMMMMMM

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

i think this is legitimately the best use of misdirection ive ever seen in the history of video. i have not felt such a true sense of surprise in a very long time

[gudetamas-mom-deactivated201510]

*me walking past a group of people* me: gotta make them fall in love with me 

[oceanwriting]

I wanna learn how to put a cigarette out on my tongue And open a beer bottle with a lighter. I wanna learn how to give myself stitches And use a Swiss army knife. I wanna learn how to mix the right chemicals in the right way to make the right product, And how to make mustard gas. I want to learn how to do a backflip And drive stick shift. I want to learn how to throw a good punch And how to kickbox. I want to know how to use a mass spectrometer And a Bunsen burner. I want to know how to step off the borderline that I’ve been told I’m walking along, And how to stand firmly on just one side of it. I want to know how to feel high without my medicine And how to be alone in a room. I want to know how to come back from the place beyond where everyone else is, And how to come back to where there’s light. I want to know how to experience instead of observe, And how to think instead of feel. I want to know how to be And how to be good.

[artmania-feed]

Salt Water Cure by Tina Crespo

[unaffect-deactivated20180812]

good morning but at what cost

[alfredsmom-deactivated20160819]

tag yourself i’m donatello

[derekzane-deactivated20150820]

[audax8]

“When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump. Otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life. And that I can’t do.”

[chainsawpunk]

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

[cc-videos]

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses] 

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

[leupagus]

This should win an Oscar

[thanatosjr]

Instructions for a walk in the woods

Never turn around to check behind you. You’ll see nothing, but once you start doing it you won’t be able to stop, and an ominous feeling will follow you until you don’t lock your house’s door behind you. 

If you stand very still and listen you will hear the woods calling for you. Don’t answer. Never answer. 

You’ll hear things quietly following you, hidden in the trees by your sides. It’s okay, they’re just checking on you. 

Don’t be scared, but be really, really wary.

If you have a bad feeling about taking a certain path, don’t. You’ll avoid whatever is waiting for you at the end of it. 

You never know what may be buried under the soil you’re walking on. Remember that every time you take a step. Pray that whatever it is, it won’t wake up. 

Be careful not to step on any beetle, or you’ll never get rid of them. 

If you bring a knife with you, name it. Otherwise the blade will turn against you as soon as you try to use it. 

Make sure you remember the way back home. As soon as you get lost, you’re just another piece of fresh meat.

[tapeduct]

My only constant is the black hair tie around my wrist. No mans gonna be there for me like this hair tie has. No ones presence is gonna b as reassuring

[redpetal]

“entire water of the sea can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship, similarly, negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.”