I thought you said printer

Y'all can call me Cinna/Cinnamon or Sage. I like memes, fandom stuff, social justice, the works. 20, they/them or he/him, TERFS and racists can piss off

[astraldemise]

the college winterhold is so funny its just this shitty falling apart college with only like three students who havent died due to an osha violation yet. there are no classes. the bedrooms dont even have doors. theres a sentient glowing ball of light that can see the future but doesnt really do anything about it. ancano doesnt have a motive other than wanting to cause you as much pain as possible. you can summon a pirate in the basement. jzargo is there.

[moomoozuzu-deactivated20220918]

You can't even fuck the librarian.

[astraldemise]

[heartseeker]

this is the only reason i get news notifications on my phone

[transgirl-link]

Steel Ball Run

[tab-irl]

okay but they actually had a very calculated disregard for speed limits?

some of the quick facts:

- average speed of 103mph (165kmh) including the 22.5 minutes of refueling - reached cruise speeds of 160mph (258kmh) - 700 horsepower from various upgrades - built-in Net Radar radar detector - windshield-mount Escort Max 360 radar detector - AL Priority laser jammer system - aircraft collision avoidance system (for finding highway patrol aircraft) - brake lights and tail lights disabled - vinyl trim used to make the rear lights resemble a honda accord (and not a race-ready mercedes) - 2 ipads for additional police tracking - 2 GPS systems to prove their record - police scanner - CB radio - 18 spotters along the route to watch for police - and my personal favourite, a roof mounted set of thermal binoculars

[classandcars]

And that’s the way to do it.

[rafa-starkiller]

Kings

[rack-of-lame]

I’m amazed they were able to beat the old cannonball record

[katisconfused]

I bothered to look up the source all the way back and some extra facts:

Apparently, they had cops helping keep the other cops away, they did this by convincing them that they would do it regardless and helping would be safer, and if they set a crazy enough record it would deter other people.

The speed discrepancy between the top speed at almost 200 and average speed of 103 is because they dropped it with other cars nearby, which was also a strategy to not get reported and stopped.

It was not a Mercedes it was an Infiniti Q50 modded with a GT-R drivetrain which was set up for multiple drivers with a MIDDLE seat like a McClaren F1? I cannot find pictures unfortunately.

The original interview says they had a fucking smoke screen if they got chased even. Recommended by his therapist apparently?

I think my favorite part was he is agnostic so he prayed to every god just in case. All of them he could find. Just to cover all the bases.

[baguantte]

some mermay ideas

[sailoruranus-archive]

… I have made a mistake

[stardew-valley]

prepare to die

[red-revival]

[viejospellejos]

Clone wars

[thereddestpotato]

[astrelle]

Hey guys,

I’ll make this short. Today a racist idiot burned our car completely. It can only be sold for scrap because the motor, brain and sensors are fried.

We’re a family of black latine immigrants. we did not get any stimulus checks. I was forced to drop out cause I can’t pay for college so I’m using my shop to sustain my family, and without a car this is just so, so much more difficult.

I beg of you. If you’ve ever used these:

Please. please consider boosting and/or donating. I’m in complete shambles over this. 

http://paypal.me/mothcharm  http://ko-fi.com/swordknight  https://mothcharm.bigcartel.com

Thank you ♥

[astrelle]

i went ahead and made one cause temporary screw over from paypal from the sales but my vnmo is @/swordknight !

[askcamjones]

@ask-conradmiller this you?

[no-context-vtubers]

[accel-dragons]

This is literally some looney tunes shit you dont even need subtitles

[sgrumby]

modern twinswap au where:

lups brother is missing and he took her dope umbrella with her so she’s gotta find him. for the umbrella

but she also has to make rent

new roommate time

the only dude who answers her craiglist ad (quote: trying to find my missing brother. looking for roommate willing to pay half the rent and clean the bathroom. detective skills preferred but not required) is called barry bluejeans so she definitely assumes he’s a murderer but hey. maybe he has kidnapper buddies who know where taako is

oh, fuck, he’s cute

the rest is history as they look for Lup’s brother and fall in love

[sgrumby]

FUCK taako has amnesia and he’s found by a kindly handsome stranger (with a bad British accent, but what does taako know? He’s got amnesia. Maybe that’s what British people sound like now)

[sgrumby]

They search for months before they find Angus on fiverr and he locates taako within an hour

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[destructozoid]

[iwouldservehim]

I DID NOT FUCKKNG EXPECT-

[plasticblisss]

Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self isolate, I’ll wait.

[galiifreyrose]

[dragonfartart]

Varric is always there for us ❤️

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[personuhh]

str8 guys liking mitsuru: :(

lesbians liking mitsuru: :)

[personuhh]

yeah... yeah you get it...

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[ottermatopoeia]

the most forbidden cocktail

[r-dankmemes]