yeah, but are you the hero of kvatch?

casey | she/her | 17 no matter how hard I try the elder scrolls will not leave my brain. lucien lachance rights

[thedarkvrutherhood]

meet beauregard <3

[zurin]

for a split second i saw a whale clipping in and out of existence and i dove underwater to find him and encountered this…

HI????????

[lobosaurioo]

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[tikkety-tok]

He finally got to meet him!

[thedarkvrutherhood]

my internal monologue takes on the voice of barbas and it makes life a little more annoying and fun in equal parts

[dykealloy]

you know what by talos this cant be happening is out - azura forgive me is in

[reachfolk]

literally just wanna make it clear that my inbox and my dm's are always always ALWAYS open to people info dumping about your tes oc's, your headcanons, your self indulgent fantasies about your fav characters, lore u think is cool, mods u can't get over, and literally anything and everything tes related that u wanna share.

[steelportarchive]

oh boy bethesda has a new announcement i bet it’ll be a whole new video game we’ve never seen before, and not a rerelease of a decade old game that’s already been released many many times

[steelportarchive]

by talos this can’t be happening

[moonyandthe-star]

concept: a parody of rap god but with sheogorath, called mad god

somebody get young scrolls on this

[thedarkvrutherhood]

by talos darth maul was a dremora churl all along

[thedarkvrutherhood]

we've started by talos this can't be happening. it's *incredible*, don't get me wrong.

next phase: start slipping in other aedra/daedra, or casually say "by the nine" so people wonder who the fuck are nine?

there are further moves to be made here as tes finally finds a new meme other than adoring fan and arrows in knees. by talos this is happening

[thedarkvrutherhood]

[synapple]

Is there any lore behind the Talos preacher in whiterun or did he just decide to do that

This is one of the best asks I’ve ever gotten. Yes, he’s just like that

[moonyandthe-star]

by azura! by azura! by azura! it's the adoring fan, right here on my chalkboard!

[samusisnotasextoy]

A mirror breaks

[havocspiral]

maybe the real villain was me all along,,,

[helpivefallen-infandoms-closed]

You kill a giant pig

[the-king-of-silver-deactivated2]

Multiple endings bishes

[guiltiest-gear]

Multiple endings

[natelove]

Ya die

[grizoljub]

the flower is a goat actually

[existential-pasta-deactivated20]

Reality TV, my dudes

[space-breeze]

stand in the candles child.

[borderlinepdfeels]

It was the therapist all along

[nagichi-boop]

stairs are scary, go back to sleep

[kingjinxii]

you can do everything right and capitalism will still fuck you over

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Maybe the real cure for racism was the friends we made along the way

[magic-cat-blair]

I might be on fire, but at least I saved the world

[spacebugarts]

Surprise! Its incest!

Or

Save yourself, set a child on fire

[alchemy-all-day-everyday]

Enemies to lovers, slowburn

[propanenightmarez]

Multiple endings where I realise my favourite character is the guy who looks like John Wick

[thedarkvrutherhood]

kill the time dragon then party snax commends you

[thedarkvrutherhood]

just matching with the homie today <3

[uesp]

“The Guild depends on an arrangement of influential people to keep things running smoothly. Without them at our backs, we’d be in serious trouble. Maven prefers that Aringoth remains alive, but if he tries to stop you from getting the job done, kill him… We had an arrangement with Maven. We kept an eye on Goldenglow Estate to make sure the honey kept flowing. If the workers had a dispute, we’d rough them up. If competitors tried to buy honey from Aringoth, we’d steal the shipments. In return, Maven allowed us to extort Aringoth and bring in a huge payout.”

–Brynjolf, highlighting the differences between the Thieves Guild in Cyrodiil and Skyrim. Skyrim’s Thieves Guild is perfectly willing to kill, and protects the rich instead of the poor.

[uesp]

Today is the Third of Hearthfire, Tales and Tallows, Nocturnal’s holy day. What do you desire from Nocturnal today?

[uesp]

A liter of Pepsi costs around $1.15. Jeff Bezos is currently worth ~$200 billion. Elon Musk is worth roughly ~$191 billion. Together this gives us $391 billion dollars worth of Pepsi. Sticking with the price of a liter, this means your Pepsi will be 340 billion liters. 1 billion liters is also known as a gigaliter. Thanks to the people at the New South Wales Irrigators’ Council, we know that a gigaliter is enough to fill approximately 400 Olympic-sized pools. An Olympic-sized pool is 50 meters long, 25 meters wide, and 2 meters deep. Combining 400 Olympic pools into one to get to a gigaliter of water, we end up with a pool that is 20,000 meters long (20 kilometers), 25 meters wide, and 2 meters deep. But we still have 339 gigaliters to go. We end up with a pool that is 6,800,000 meters long (6,800 kilometers), 25 meters wide, and 2 meters deep. This pool would be ~one seventh the length of the equator of the planet Earth.

As this drink would be 142,800,000,000,000 calories, it is slightly higher than the average 2,000 daily calorie diet, and I would discourage you from drinking it.