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Hi I'm Mike, my pronouns are they/them/theirs (unless I tell you otherwise) I reblog and make nsfw posts. 18 year old Ukrainian pussy titty model (31 year old balding aging queen) Blog image by @goodpokemonedits (rip)

[ozempicofficial]

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[nayters]

[teioh]

if pjackk was still alive he'd post this and be like "can i get a yumburger with lala fries please"

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[anexperimentallife]

Can you hear the people sing?

[pokemonarchive]

Pikachu (2024) - TCG Pocket Backdrop Illustrator: Mari Inoue

[baeddoll]

you betrayed everyhting you stand for and all you got in return was a kickass sword and ability to start fires with your mind and d cups. pretty good deal !

[unclekush]

Haruhi Suzumiya could have been the next Sailor Moon. If yall had cared.

[jojolionenjoyer]

[persianmom]

[nerdypervyprincess5]

@daddyprincesshivelife2

[daddyprincesshivelife2]

Lol! Hold Daddy’s cock any time. Even while I pee @nerdypervyprincess5

[persianmom]

they’re making me sit in the digital cuck chair ☹️

[metfell]

i think that harry styles dies really frequently to like putting forks in outlets n shit, and they gotta use a factory to make more harries. but one day one of the fucked up defective harries escaped and they couldnt catch him in time before he became famous and so they just had to let him do this thing. and thats timothee chalamet

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[capacity]

This is a very important camel toe gif of Keanu Reeves that I cherish a lot

[capacity]

[molabuddy]

i accidentally clicked onto and off of the "explore" page very quickly, and in the second or so that the explore page was onscreen i saw a beautiful photoshopped image that may infact be nothing like how i saw it due to the speed at which it appeared and disappeared.... but still. what i saw was beautiful

it looked like this

[saltedsour]

dw i got u i am obsessed.with this image

[molabuddy]

OGH MY GOD. YES THANK YOU THATS HIM

[ducissatenebrarum]

This print is part of the work "Bizzarie di varie Figure" made by the Italian artist Giovanni Battista Bracelli in 1624. The work is known for its surrealist style and features human figures made up of geometric shapes such as cubes, intertwined rings and squares. Bracelli, nicknamed "The Bigio", was an engraver and painter active in Florence and Livorno during the first half of the 17th century.

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life