Just another Hammerfam

Mostly 40K content. By which I mean almost entirely 40K content. This is purely a re-share blog, for I am as G_d made me; a talentless little bisexual fool in jingly jingly clown shoes. You look submissive & re-bloggable. Femme-presenting but pronoun unbothered; call me what you want. 💖

[thedevilandthedeep]

Posting such unruly levels of heresy that they're going to need to glass the planet to shut me up.

Call that exterminaughty.

[dead-philosophy]

every time people stick two gay baddies in a hetero ship together an angel is found dead in Miami

[thedevilandthedeep]

In the immortal words of Duckie the saurolophus, yep yep yep! 🥰 I may not agree that Capt. Sarrin is gay, but Angron sure is.

But these tags? A thousand times yes. This is why Guillyvraine wears me out. 🫩

[fulgrimfanboy]

LUCIUS NO

But so you are so adorable!!!!

[bonnieannie]

Papa!!!

I cannot operate my sword!

[thedevilandthedeep]

How tf did you get me to find Luke the Won't-Fvck-Off cute, Annie?

That's sorcery; I'm telling the Church.

[askmagnus]

Father....Father i need help.

Brother was trying to teach me how to mobilise the rubricae and...and...something went wrong....the dust went everywhere, father.

Brother is very angry with me... I am also very angry with myself but thats not helpful I need to gather the dust somehow.

- Caleb

I am angry with your brother. I do not know yet whether to be disappointed with you or angry. It’s very much going to depend on how much dust you can gather back into everyone’s component armor.

Please understand I’m trying to keep a very, very level voice here. I’m trying to remain very calm.

Gather the dust back in the armor. Wait for me. Do not touch anything. Do not do anything. Do not attempt anything.

Just put the dust away, then sit your ass and stay.

[thedevilandthedeep]

Look at this man, trying to break the cycle of generational trauma. Unadulterated chad energy. An absolute king.

...A ✨️𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘰𝘯 king✨️, if you will. 😎

[limblesstar]

perturabo is the worlds first male eldest daughter

[thedevilandthedeep]

Oh G_d, he is, though. And @roboute-guilliman has categorical middle-child syndrome.

[limblesstar]

eating some mangos 🥭 #mymango

[fulgrimfanboy]

Aw he looks so happ

[asksanguinius40k]

Mango time was the only time Angron was ever truly happy.

[thedevilandthedeep]

SMOOTHIES FOR THE SMOOTHIE GOD 💪

PIPS FOR THE PIP THRONE 💪

[thedevilandthedeep]

Oh, man, I'm so good at pretending to be okay. This will certainly never eventually catch up to me at an unfortunate time & in an undesireable location.

[lemoots]

For this month’s Patreon drawing it came down to “Khorne and Khârn having a picnic”, so I started working on a more humorous one panel drawing but I finally decided that I hate happiness, so my idea was this: What if when Khârn dies he goes to this idyllic picnic scenario and Khorne is waiting for him there dressed up as a nice father figure before sending him off again to continue his eternal quest.

You can find me over at twitter and Instagram as well,

and for those interested I also have a Patreon, Cheers!

[thedevilandthedeep]

I wanted to reblog this when I saw it the other day, but I was in a rush. Incredible stuff.

This is so sad & eldritch & appropriately grimdark. Poor li'l aspirant-age dream-Khârn.

I can't be the only one who heard a sick metal guitar-shred begin upon reaching that final panel, though.

[discourteouscuttlefish]

Lord Commander Eidolon vs the Warsinger feat. certified Good Boy Saul Tarvitz

Loud video warning lol

[thedevilandthedeep]

Zaddy Eids must be in a good mood, bc this is the nicest he's ever been.

[roboute-guilliman]

can i look at your spreadsheets, lord guilliman?

In order to look at my spreadsheets, you need to prove to be in the higher command structures of the Ultramarines, a successor chapter, or the Mechanicus, and excel certified. If you are of the High Lords of Terra you get a summary.

[thedevilandthedeep]

Give them the wrong data.

#fucktheHighLords

[bloodpraxis]

For the only true happiness is to learn, to advance and to improve. None of this could happen without rejecting error, ignorance and imperfection. We must pass out of the darkness to reach the light! — The Primarch Fulgrim, Attainment of Perfection

Rip Fulgrim I know he would've hated AI art </3

[thedevilandthedeep]

Good G_d, he's stunning. As he should be.

This man once walked down a street with a random child on his shoulders. This man was approachable to his most tormented brother from the outset, being the only one to favour him with a smile at first meeting. This man was a man of the ppl, & he never forgot where he came from. Never stop mourning the actual total bro Fulgrim was before that pesky sword found its malevolent way into his delicate little fingies.

[apollos-boyfriend]

the problem with having a The Character that sucks ass is that you can’t even turn to them in times of need. god forbid i find myself asking what The Character would do in my situation because the answer would probably be catastrophically harmful for my everything. can’t rely on them for shit. absolutely abysmal emotional support

[apollos-boyfriend]

[thedevilandthedeep]

Perturabo. His name is Perturabo. 🙌

I feel like Lorgar would give wonderful support, though. Terrible advice, but fantastic acceptance, soothing & hugs.

[diabolicalevil]

my review of the first 3 horus heresy books

[fulgrimfanboy]

I AM the cuntiest brother, finally someone acknowledges the truth!

[thedevilandthedeep]

As an 🇦🇺, this is correct in multiple ways. 💅

[askmagnus]

your bird/taloned/demon feet are incredibly fuvking hard to draw, Magnus

My apologies, sweet.

But skills grow with practice. So maybe I only challenge you to help you grow.

[thedevilandthedeep]

This a 𝘮𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺 Tzeentchian response.

[pukicho]

YOUR FOLLOWERS ARE ALL MORONS!!!!

THEY KNOW

[thedevilandthedeep]

We really do. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[notringl-v02]

Magnus, The Crimson King

[thedevilandthedeep]

Magn...

...ificent. 🔥

[moociao-after-dark]

The only species in 40k that would be going through menstrual cycle are us, humans, the Kin and Jokaero, since we probably share the same type of placenta.

Everyone else are going through an estrus cycle. Meaning they have heats.

[dsol500]

It makes sense for kin and jokaero to have mensteual cycle, but the tought of eldar and t'au having estrus is weird to me, i thought they would have something else entirely

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

But it’s hot though…

[thedevilandthedeep]

Eldar in heat? 𝘌𝘭𝘥𝘢𝘳? The hyper-sensory, superhumanly emotionally intense, psychically biologic, & unhingedly obsessive species? 𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 Eldar??? Cursed. So cursed. Hexed, even.

Pon farr ass sh!t.