pick up lines sentence meme
send in a pick up line to my muses ( perfect for valentine’s day too )
‘ did you sit in a pile of sugar? because you have a pretty sweet ass. ‘
‘ im not a photographer but i can picture you and i together. ‘
‘ i was feeling a little turned off today , but you definitely turn me on. ‘
‘ are you a fruit? because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? ‘
‘ sorry but you owe me a drink … because when i looked at you , i dropped mine. ‘
‘ do i know you? because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. ‘
‘ i was blinded by your beauty. i’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. ‘
‘ you look so familiar … didn’t we take a class together? because i could’ve sworn we had chemistry. ‘
‘ do you like nintendo? because wii would look great together. ‘
‘ you’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line. ‘
‘ i thought happiness started with an h. why does mine start with u? ‘
‘ four plus four equals eight. but you plus me equals fate. ‘
‘ babe , your beauty makes this morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon. ‘
‘ charizards are red , squirtles are blue , if you were a pokemon , i’d choose you! ‘
‘ there’s only one thing i want to change about you, and that’s your last name. ‘
‘ your lips look so lonely … would they like to meet mine? ‘
‘ i like legos , you like legos , why don’t we build a relationship? ‘
‘ people call me [muse name] , but you can call me tonight. ‘
‘ kiss me if i’m wrong but dinosaurs still exist , right? ‘
‘ there must be something wrong with my eyes , i can’t take them off of you. ‘
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