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That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.

supreme-leader-stoat

Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.

zoetropez-moved-deactivated2020

Did I ever tell you all about the time I had a dream that Sapphire owned a YouTube channel that was just her playing horror games and she’d say ‘jumpscare’ 2 seconds before a jumpscare would occur and even then she wouldn’t react.

stuffbrawl

jasonrainville

The Bather

Tried for a twist on the classic art history trope of the bather :)

chomametchi

some people will just never understand that whatever skinny people have to hear is not the same as systemic fatphobia

chomametchi

yes body positivity and peace and love for everyone and we shouldn't comment on peoples bodies However i'm tired. most nice and affordable clothing is made for skinny people, seat belts are made for skinny people, crash dummies are modeled after skinny people, doctors can and will ignore your health problems if you happen to be fat. hell, you can't even exist in your own body without someone saying you're "promoting obesity" meanwhile social media influencers with marketable eating disorders share their 0kcal recipes and that's just #fitness #healthylifestyle #girlboss. someone thinking a skinny person is attractive is just the default and no one questions it but god forbid someone wants to fuck a fat person, that must be a fetish. god forbid you're disabled and fat, must be your own fault. skinny people can just say its their metabolism and genetics but being fat should be a temporary state and gaining weight is the worst thing that can happen to you. i could keep going but maybe this is enough for now. just know that im tired and anyone who starts clowning on this post has to pay five euros to the nearest fat person.

lampfan911-deactivated20250622

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

lampfan911-deactivated20250622

This is what it was like