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[thecacophonyspeaks]

pinned post+our known/active members+other stuff

WE ARE THE CACOPHONY (yes i, 💜 had a large hand in naming it)

traumagenic system of currently 23 members, no real dni, just follow your own and don’t start discourse. We block freely

These are written by our host as well as various cofronters so may not be fully accurate unless they rewrite it, but this is it for the time being

Our other blogs and links (we’re rarely active on a lot of these besides the rp blogs and our art blog)

@conscious-margarine - our main blog mostly for art and interaction with moots, follows will be from here

@aware-tallow-gd - our geometry dash blog

@cacophonysideblog1 - userbox hoard mostly

@asterofcacophonyfame - aster’s blog

@arandomsimonkinacc - simon’s blog

@tdhkinblogfrfr - blog with like nothing on it but our shared the dear hunter kinning and fan blog

@morilaplacewwphcacophany - mori’s blog

@lleech-official - botc official verse gimmick blog

@puzzlemaster-official - another botc gimmick blog

(work in progress segment

👁️ we really appreciate asks and rbs! :D 👁️

host/butter boy /silly 👁️- he is the host, not gonna put his/my actual name because it is our legal name and for privacy reasons-he/him/it

mind/Cera 🧠- even though we have a heart fictive, he isn’t a mind from cccc fictive (he insisted i mention this) and just sort of always cofronts with me (👁️)-he/she/they

artemis 💜- heart from cccc fictive, not active often but fronts occasionally -he/they

Simon 🐋- simon fictive from hpii, active a lot and has his own blog so there won’t be many posts from him on here he/him

Pheonix 🔥- that is how he spells his name, introject of an old dungeons and dragons character we had, rarely fronts or even goes close- he/they

Flora 🌸- one of our oldest headmates along with mind, and a usual co fronter she/her

Juno 🌒- fictive of Juno from ruler of everything, newest headmate and hasn’t said anything but has been close to front but never fully, most likely in shock from being newer he/they/she he pref

unknown name/ we call him spiralus 🎭- we don’t know much about him/her other than that he/she is in front a lot but we haven’t found much out-he/she

Memento 📰- also newer but not new new, rarely fronts or communicates but has been there a while, memory holder- they/it

Victor 👺- fictive of a relatively unknown fandom that i wont disclose because i don’t want to give away who I am/other blogs, he’s coconscious as i write this lol

Mori 🤍- unrelated to memento even with the names which we all think is kind of funny, not active often but also not never, usually fronts for longer periods of time, fictive of the WWPH jashling-he/they/she/xe

Hunter ⏳ -another nicher source that we wont disclose (whyyyy) and relatively source connected, rarely uses this blog as he is from a much older source and doesn’t use much technology

Aster 🌱- album based introject (also not gonna disclose for the same reason as victor) but not a specific character or a fictive in any way, just sort of introjected from it, also fronts with mori pretty often (adding this while i’m fronting with him now actually 🌱) (they/he/any)

Harmonia🧡 - while fictive from cccc and also a facet of our current host, unclear what he fully is, but they do front pretty often usually with the host or sourcemates-(he/they/it)

Oracle 📺- introject of oracle from the vintage eight universe, recently brought out of dormancy and fronting often now because of more interaction with the source recently (it/its/any)

Elliot 🥁- recent split to handle intense stress sort of count eleven introject because we were listening to it a ton when he split, but not really, he is adjusting really well to systemhood and might become a new host- (he/they/xe/it/risk) (bro is the pronoun lord /silly)

Gabriel/Soren 🔑 - brainmade silly fella who likes the scp foundation and can’t decide whether to name himself after the guy from ultrakill oomf calls gilbert or the guy from minecraft story mode that lives in the truman show /ref my sign off is a key because key taste better than bread (he/it/they/whateverthehellaslongasyoudontcallmelatefordinner)

James 🛢️ - Hello: James talloran from SCP foundation fictive and and a pretty good writer (he/him)

January 🎩- ethics town fictive of the main character, vaguely a caretaker or just voice of reason in the sys (he/him)

Winston/just goes by Smith 🫆 - a very source separated winston smith from 1984 fictive; always tired, enjoys apples, and an avid thoughtcrime committer (writes a lot) (he/they)

Issac 🐛 - brainmade genderfluid moth fren who also occasionally goes by anton and fronts with the jashtrojects a lot while not being one themself (any/all)

Steven 🪏 - fictive of the steven bradley, new ish even though it’s a character we’ve liked for a long time or we just didn’t know he existed and also fronts with mori and aster occasionally because he finds solace in aster as a sourcemate specifically

Hildred/Cal 🔆 - fictive of the character from the king in yellow of the same name, big book fan and artist

all banners used are by @simply-plural-accessories & @songuserbox

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[crowthingexe]

jekyll did just have a mid life crisis didnt he. though it wasnt midlife. very late life.

[alicentsgf]

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

[thecacophonyspeaks]

your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent woman

[emailmore]

if you tell someone to do a marge simpson voice they always start with saying "homer" ans if you tell someone to do a lois griffin voice they always start with "petah". which is the name of their husbands instead of their own.....

[the-high-bear-of-asgaard]

COUNTERPOINT! Tell someone to make a Homer impression and they say "Maaarge" and tell them to do a Peter voice and they say "Hey Lois" which is the name of theyr beuetiful wives:)

[joannofsnark]

[professor-times-sugar-daddy]

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[echoednull]

mahōken redesign because he was TOO FUCKING PINK

[frownyalfred]

don’t open ao3 chapter updates at the club kids

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

[aimofdestiny]

ah, the famous ‘batman’ approach to wildlife rehabilitation

[fullmetalfisting]

Tbh germ theory DOES sound crazy. Like if you told a regency-era nobleman that tiny creatures lived on the surface of everything and THAT’S what causes consumption, they’d be like “ah, I see you are a lunatic. Would you reside in my hermitage? Rantings and ravings do so amuse my guests”

[mysteryteacup]

But if you told a Medieval person this they would probably go "Ah, so when the miasma settles on surfaces it gains evil life. I understand."

[alarajrogers]

Yeah, actually, it would probably be pretty easy to explain germ theory to a Medieval person as tiny evil spirits that live on everything, but they can be purified by soap and water, or by alcohol, because that is why God has granted us those things. And because they can float in the air, if you cough or sneeze after they have infested you, that can cause them to infest others. And when you are sick, the angels God has deputized to defend the bodies of His beloved children are at war with the evil spirits, and, sadly, sometimes they lose, but the best way to help your angels win their battle is to rest, drink plenty (this would probably be small beer in this time period, not water, because the water was also infested), stay clean, and for the sake of God do not allow anyone to let your blood, for the angels need that blood in their war against the evil spirits. Bloodletting is good for some types of illnesses but not the kinds caused by the tiny evil spirits.

[chekhovs-raygun]

boiling as a sterilization measure is also easy to explain. water returns to the air when heated and it rises as steam back up to the floodgates of heaven; we know God created the world in seven days, He's not up there making more water every time it rains. it circulates. the returning of water to heaven also purifies the water of unclean and malign influences. you know wormy water from a muddy puddle will kill your kid. you know you wouldn't wade into a bog and have a slurp. water that remains in the low places of earth absorbs all that is unclean from our waste and it may also sponge up new diseases from hell, we're not totally sure about that one, but it seems likely. God set up the heavenly water cycle so that the earth's waters wouldn't totally fill up with gunk.

what does this have to do with boiling your surgical tools? well look, the boiling water releases bubbles of steam which carries the malign influences up to heaven. you boil a knife, you send all the miasmic particles off with the steam to heaven. if you rinse the knife off in a bucket the water isn't hot enough, the particles go into the water and then right back on to the knife. you gotta boil it to get the particles all the way away. how can a tool or rag or a bed have miasmic particles on it when you can't smell them? humans have a lousy sense of smell. look at your dog on the hunt. are there no rabbits in the woods just because you can't smell them? we know that miasma is carried on the air, and is what makes stench so dangerous, and we know that humans can't smell worth a damn compared to dogs cats horses etc. a dog can smell if a rat died in a corner of the room last week. you can't. do you think licking the spot where the rat died is going to go well for you? luckily, what humans lack in snout we make up for in brains. we have extra brains where our sniffers should have been. God set that up for a reason.

and why does a rinse with wine spirits work? man, look how fast alcohol evaporates. my guess is that because wine contains a lot more vice than water, it evaporates a whole lot faster, in sort of an equal and opposite way that a rock falls faster than a feather. if you want the miasmic particles to get off there FAST, you dunk it in something that's going back to heaven at a gallop.

what's up with honey? it just preserves things against corruption. doesn't clean them off. honey doesn't evaporate at all. probably because bees don't sin. it's not good for ridding a tool of particles-- it's sticky-- but fine for preserving anything you don't want to go to heaven OR hell. this is why you wash the wound with wine spirits or purified water FIRST, to sluice the miasma out, then slap the honey on AFTER. and boil the damn bandage, too. you wouldn't put a rotten door in a sound doorframe and expect it to keep out bandits, would you? cmon.

[thecacophonyspeaks]

@virginbotc-official @lycanthropebotc-official

[thecacophonyspeaks]

hildred if you are the reason we fucking introject the player character from scanner sombre i’m gonna get you /silly

[thecacophonyspeaks]

cuz i make the system comics and he’d be so hard to draw because i know id be drawing him with the dots and shit

[thecacophonyspeaks]

hildred if you are the reason we fucking introject the player character from scanner sombre i’m gonna get you /silly

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

imagining jon archivist smiling right now. heh. feeling kinda sick and twisted. heh. a mere glimpse into the evil lair of my mind palace would make most simply go insane

[whyenn-reader]

the youtube notification of ''ooohh your video isn't starting up smoothly???? turn off your ad blocker you cunt <3'' is so pathetic to me bc it takes five seconds max. you think i can't wait five seconds? you think i need to give you money because five seconds is too long? i pity your wife.

[thecacophonyspeaks]

games where the player character is dead and has a spiritual journey that’s framed ambiguously so the player doesn’t realize it>>>>>>

[thecacophonyspeaks]

scanner sombre’s map too, that cave feel but being entirely shown in rainbow LiDAR dots, it just gives off some sort of feeling i can’t explain, like it’s scary but mesmerizing in a way that a normal cave atmosphere wouldn’t be since the scanner leaves so much to be abstracted from a familiar place. It has a feeling of being disarming since none of the actual scary things like the dark or creatures or anything can be seen, but takes away that comfort of the horror you know

[thecacophonyspeaks]

and the tent being the only thing fully shown in its full form KILL ME WITH BRICKS

[thecacophonyspeaks]

scanner sombre’s map too, that cave feel but being entirely shown in rainbow LiDAR dots, it just gives off some sort of feeling i can’t explain, like it’s scary but mesmerizing in a way that a normal cave atmosphere wouldn’t be since the scanner leaves so much to be abstracted from a familiar place. It has a feeling of being disarming since none of the actual scary things like the dark or creatures or anything can be seen, but takes away that comfort of the horror you know