I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.
@predatory-predilection this you?
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I WANT TO SUCK YOUR MILK SHAKE…. wait is there garlic in it? Never mind. That’s ridiculous. Why would there be garlic in a milk shake? But seriously, is there? Um, well, maybe I won’t chance it. Take it easy buddy.
@predatory-predilection this you?
I am forced to admit that some performances of musical theatre are of a markedly higher quality than some renditions of Shakespeare's works.
I think you mean all performances of musical theatre are better.
im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!
The best, huh? I bet I can do way better than you, Trinket.
As number one matchmaker, of course.
wait wait is this a competition?? a comepetition?? xD welly welly wellingtons you can try your best but i already won by getting melly and fao-fae together!! theres no other people left to match upunless you want to get strangers but then you could cheat and just pay them which i guess is a way to do it but i also think its cheating and not fair xP
basically youll never beat me jingles because i already won!! hee hee hee
You’re missing one more person darling, and if I can get him and their little crush together then I think that solidifies my spot as the lead!
no
no
you wouldnt!
...
would you?? D:
I wouldn’t fail though, I never fail. So, do you want to take the bet?
im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!
The best, huh? I bet I can do way better than you, Trinket.
As number one matchmaker, of course.
wait wait is this a competition?? a comepetition?? xD welly welly wellingtons you can try your best but i already won by getting melly and fao-fae together!! theres no other people left to match upunless you want to get strangers but then you could cheat and just pay them which i guess is a way to do it but i also think its cheating and not fair xP
basically youll never beat me jingles because i already won!! hee hee hee
You’re missing one more person darling, and if I can get him and their little crush together then I think that solidifies my spot as the lead!
im only the best match maker in the history of the world ever!!!!
The best, huh? I bet I can do way better than you, Trinket.
As number one matchmaker, of course.
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The rat has disappeared.
Congratulations SweetTart!! Also… the rat?
The existential dread rat that kept telling me about how the fog was going to consume us all, kept talking about a prophecy and offering me a place in its rat family? Cult? Saying i would be safe
How reassuring to see that you continue to be an unshakeable bastion of sound mind and sanity, Bartholomew.
Sorry old man, its contagious! you better get that checked out!
This is how it spreads btw<3
Where did you get this.
Or rather- Where did you fabricate this image? I can assure you that no soul in their sound mind would ever willingly engage in physical acts of intimacy with you, be it out of carnal or... Romantic desire.
Remove this photograph from your personal device and from your account, or I shall be forced to take more direct measures. You have 24 hours, Bartholomew.
how about i just buy you wine and we can call it a day
@chimeandcheer @thedivinecomedee IM FUCKED!!!!!
In the case where Ruffles tries to kill us: that was actually Tragedee lmao.
why you're orange
The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?
cause I'm normal
Normal is boring
arson nick thinks being oragne maybe you are having deficiency
Actually, the only deficiency I have is seeing too little people in orange. It’s a tragedy really.
my outfit has orange. don't you have eyes
Obviously not enough if my divine, fashionable eyes could barely pick up on them. 😔
Perhaps you should change that Calliope, or should I do it for you?
why you're orange
The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?
cause I'm normal
Normal is boring
arson nick thinks being oragne maybe you are having deficiency
Actually, the only deficiency I have is seeing too little people in orange. It’s a tragedy really.
why you're orange
The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?
cause I'm normal
Normal is boring
why you're orange
The real question is why aren’t YOU orange?
Have ypu recieved any gifts recently? I bet not! Who would want to give you a gift :)
Lmao, who needs gifts when you (specifically me, Comedee) are the gift for everyone else?
Sometimes sacrifices must be made, and I am gracious enough to do that for my adoring fans :)
You want us to list everything we love about you? Say no more! [pulls out a truly massive scroll and unrolls it only to show a long blank sheet of paper that spills across the entire floor to reveal "THE GAME" in cursive at the very end]
ACTUALLY, for your information you lost the game before me by even thinking about it so
I win by default!
Woahwoah Comedee......
Might i offer a rose to such a beloved creetur?
Why thank you for the rose, little skit!
You must've done your research to know that's my favorite flower...
Simp.