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west | 32 | they/he witch from beyond the grave

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

[t00thpasteface]

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

[totallynotgayforyou]

Made another gaming list, it's 2019 this time. It's not too far away but i believe you yes you! Have played some of the 300 games in this list.

Tumblr's Favourite Games of 2019

A compiled list of 300 video games released in 2019, your choices will decide what are truly Tumblr's Favourite Games of 2019

How many have you played?

1-3

4-6

7-10

11-15

16-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

50+

None/I'm Bald/There are no video games in Ba Sing Se

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

[orcflorist]

every now and then, there are orcs

[orcflorist]

if you see this post you are legally obligated to imagine an modern orc staring at their computer screen half scrolling tumblr and half watching hell's kitchen after drinking a bottle of wine

[orcflorist]

i had an entire bottle of christina rosé (gay orcs love a fun little wine) and enjoyed listening to gordon ramsay holler while i looked at shitposts last night. thank you

[str-ngeloop]

everything you see on tumblr is biased towards the perspectives of the types of people who post a lot on tumblr. this is essential to remember

[flareboi]

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

[flareboi]

grace: i think i might be a woman

rocky: rocky has seen this on earth portable thinking machine. grace very brave. grace has name, question?

grace, not entirely paying attention: yeah man its grace you know that

rocky: grace grace??????? question????????

[flareboi]

rocky: is not customary to change first name, question?

grace: it is, but everyone calls me grace anyway so it's fine

rocky: grace is sure, question? grace could pick any name

grace: hmmm... worth a thought, i guess. got any ideas?

rocky: rocky 2

grace: no

[flareboi]

rocky: grace second prettiest woman in all erid

grace: aw :) wait whos first?

rocky: rocky

[gothish]

i don’t need to put my mental disorders in my bio you can easily infer that there’s something wrong with me

[animentality]

me.

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

[stardusted-cirby]

gay people can never just ask each other out

[buttastic]

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous

[ravenfleesfire]

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

[microraptorhours]

i love you archival work. i love you alphabetizing. i love you sorting. i love you reshelving. i love you document restoration. i love you shelf reading. i love you inventorying. i love you analysis. i love you archival work.

[hungwy]

One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[cindy-lou]

HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE 2004 ー Dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[theaterard]

Visit Original Link

[Question: Uh, hi. Your live audience at the minute seems to be mostly women, maybe 70%, 80%. Do you think that makes a difference to, like, the vibe in the room? Does it make a difference to what you do and say on stage?]

Gerard: You know, I— Yeah, and it's— and you know, um, I've noticed more it's more so. It used to be a little bit more mixed with men and women, now it's largely a women-only audience. I had a talk with my therapist about this (audience laughs), and I said, I said, "What's that about?"

And, uh, no, it came up because I was working on a project and it involved, um, either a transgender character or two very strong female lead characters. And I— I had been talking about why, you know, why why do I write these kinds of characters? Why am I— why do I connect stronger with women?

And she was like, "That's just what your art does." Like, you're not— she basically explained to me, "You're not trying to do that. You're not sitting there going, 'How do you write for a woman audience?' You're just sitting there and doing what you do, and that's just who responds to it. You can't alter the course of that, and you can't think about anything— think about anything more than just doing it," you know? So there's— you know, there's some reason, and I don't question it. I just kind of make what I make, and it's— it's nice to, you know, be— that it's enjoyed by so many women… and really cool guys!