Robby

I like cats but I’m not a furry. Any/All

[stariteart]

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANSGENDER DAY OF VISIBILITY 🏳️‍⚧️

DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

A pet peeve I have is people saying that the doctor isn’t a time lord because of the whole timeless child thing, because they are, the species they were born as doesn’t actually matter, the doctor went to and graduated from the time lord academy and earned the title of time lord, so they’re a time lord

[thedoctor38927]

THE DOCTOR WAS A DEI ADMIT TO THE TIME LORD ACADEMY WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THE WOKENESS HAS TO END!!!!!!!!

[thedoctor38927]

If you ever need life insurance, do *not* get it from Ethos unless you have to. For the last year, they've been doing a big ad campaign with Mike Slater, a far right Breitbart news commentator.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[thedoctor38927]

Bring several thousand tonnes of liquid cement, various moldings, a paving machine, line stripers, electrical wires, and lights, you'll need a DIY 8 story parking garage

[itsatorchwoodthing]

“it failed because it got too woke” IT’S DOCTOR WHO, WOKE CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WHO???

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[thedoctor38927]

If you want protein, have.... drumroll, please.... protein. A unicorn frapuchino with protein in it is not the superfood you think it is

[depsidase]

[thedoctor38927]

The "solution" to this in my area is an ADU, which is basiclly a small modular house, but guess what! You still need six figures of land for them, and they don't really appreciate in value, so you're basiclly inventing nothing!

[doomedmutual]

[thedoctor38927]

Ironiclly my parents got their wedding venue so easily *because* of 9/11

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[thedoctor38927]

Except me. You will never be rid of me.

[distractionsfromthefood]

[thedoctor38927]

See but now we have an anonymous 12 year old on twitter who elon musk pays to tell what he wants to be true and that's *so* much better, obviously

[sunflowerbutch]

🥚

crack egg directly into hot pan, scramble while cooking

crack egg directly into cold pan, stir/scramble, then cook

crack egg into bowl, whisk or stir, THEN pour into pan and cook

other

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Voting ended onMar 31, 2024

[coughloop]

[leopardmask-ao3]

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

[great-and-small]

Now that’s what I call

[great-and-small]

@rpepperpotshipssciencebros please forgive me for this one

[son-of-drogo]

I hate this site so much.

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

"I'm going to avoid ruining the pan and consuming black flakes by instead using a tool that fills my food with microplastics"

[thedoctor38927]

Eat the plastics themselves, I do and turned out fine!

[nomorepleasejustno]

People get real weird when you say you want to feel their heart beating in your palm after you've slipped your hand under their ribcage

[thedoctor38927]

Please let me do this (I promise not to tear it out)

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[tilthat]

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

[beggars-opera]

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

[ti-bae-rius]

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

[ti-bae-rius]

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

[batsandboba]

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

[thedoctor38927]

But then I can’t give pokymarket money :(

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[thedoctor38927]

Never had an orgasm denail, but sure hate when there isn't a thunderstorm :(

[sunsetbuddie]

we used to get christmas episodes of television. halloween episodes. valentines. we used to get television that felt like part of your life. like it was happening alongside your life. now we mostly get 8 episodes dropping all at once every two years and they don't have time for any of that. i miss characters living alongside us

[thedoctor38927]

I miss not waiting *years* for a show I like to come back