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trans rights are human rights and shouldnt be a political opinion

Indian parents be like

Me: I quit my job

Dad: Why?

Me: I want to study more

Dad: What are you talking about? You're joining the family business.

Me: But I want to...

Dad: No fucks given

*cries*

friendship goals

He: Let's open a vada pav stall

She: With some lemonade too, maybe?

He: Yeah. We can use ganja to season the pav.

She: And booze to make the lemonade drinkable.

*hi5*

Long distance-ing

Sometimes, you just wish you could grab them through the screen and bite them. Kissing just won't do it. That's how much you miss them.

PS: Now would be a good time for a genius to discover apparition. Or can the real Dumbledore just stand up?

He: Go make a me sandwich. *laughs*

Me: *stares*

He: Wow. Calm it, yo! Just kidding.

Me: *continues staring*

He: You feminists need to learn how to take a joke.

Me: *punches hard in the face*

He: WTF dude!

Me: You sexists need to learn how to take a punch.

Mom: You're 25 now.

Me:

Mom: Why don't you just get married?

Me:

Mom: What are you thinking?

Me: Thinking of what show to watch. Narcos is over. *sobs*

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