Step-Prince of Katolis

This is a silly RP/Ask Blog for Callum from The Dragon Prince/Mun Robot/ no NSFW pls/Stan Rayllum lads, it's CANON/Mun uses he/him pronouns/Block #rummelishere if you just want Callum/Mun has ASD/Crossover and OC Friendly/

[thedorkhumanmage]

This might be a weird question but is Rayla a good kisser?

She’s a great kisser! Sometimes she tastes like moonberries, other times she- *goes on a passionate rant about how much I love Rayla and oh god someone stop this kid before he makes his girlfriend implode from love*

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Woah woah wait hold on you can't just say all that!

[thedorkhumanmage]

But it’s true. You really are the best, Rayla. I mean it.

[thedorkhumanmage]

This might be a weird question but is Rayla a good kisser?

She’s a great kisser! Sometimes she tastes like moonberries, other times she- *goes on a passionate rant about how much I love Rayla and oh god someone stop this kid before he makes his girlfriend implode from love*

[thedorkhumanmage]

did you forget to tell Ezran you and Rayla were dating or were you gonna tell him later but it was really funny how he found out.

We forgot! I swear, we were going to. But we got lost in the moment, and stuff had just happened that was very concerning, like nearly dying from lack of air.

But Ezran’s face was really funny, though Rayla seemed too embarrassed to notice...

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Can Humans and Elves make children? I mean they are from different species and you and Callum could probably have problems with that

Uh- i- what- I don't know! I'm too young to know about any children of Elf and Human parents. I'm the wrong person to ask!

Although I don't see why they couldn't have children

[thedorkhumanmage]

Well, I mean, nothing is impossible. I heard Kazi talk about how halflings may have been a thing before Xaida spli-

....Are you implying that Rayla and I already want children, anon....? *slowly backs away from Rayla* 

[justinesketches]

@dragonprinceofficial

Hi I love this boy. <3 

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[rayllum-tdp]

OH MY GOD THAT FULMINIS ONE

*grabs paper bag*

*hyperventilates in fangirl*

[thedorkhumanmage]

OH MY GOSH, THIS LOOKS GREAT! DJSJDGJKDFLGJLDFGJ I LOOK SO GREAT WITH FULMINUS

If anyone hasn’t heard of @thebestmoonshadowassassin​, then where have they been living, under a rock?

I am not a furry remove that tail right now

[ask-runaan-anything]

Turns out kitten Runaan is a girl.. I didn't change her name though, now she's kitten Runaa. She's also very quiet and calm. She'll make a good assassin one day.

I’m so proud, you have no idea.

that’s what i thought about Rayla once though just be warned she may end up a softie

@thebestmoonshadowassassin

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

I'm not sure whether to be offended you called me a softie or proud to be compared to a cute kitten

[thedorkhumanmage]

But you are like a cute kitten! Soft, but ready to bite if messed with the wrong way!

rayla will now be referred to as raykit change my mind

[thedorkhumanmage]

Opinion on regular tornure over darkly magical torture? I have read much on the former. I hope you employ it against your enemies.

Bold of you to assume I wouldn’t use the power of cheese puns. They wouldn’t stand a chance!

[But in all seriousness, don’t send me these kinds of asks.]

[thedorkhumanmage]

It seems like there's been a spike in bullying over tdp ask blogs. Do you want me to dark magic them, or..? (ask-claudia-anything)

Ok, Claudia. I love how you are trying your best, but you know that I don’t like dark magic-

[Do it. Blast them into gooey bits and use their remains for your power.]

Claudia, don’t listen to Mun Robot. Dark Magic is never the solution! Just use your words, and don’t make your hair go any more white then needed, please?

@askclaudiaanything

[thedorkhumanmage]

WHO WAS HURT??? 😤

[Don’t worry nonny, everything’s ok for the most part now. Some people’s feelings just got hurt, nothing to the extreme. It’s nice to see someone who cares about us, though! Thanks!]

[thedorkhumanmage]

OFFICIAL WARNING FOR ANYONE SENDING ANON ASKS TO TDP RP BLOGS

[Alright, it’s time I addressed something very concerning. It seems like some of you assholes out there have decided to send me and other TDP roleplayers very passive aggressive and condescending anons in the hopes that you’ll be able to target someone and they can’t really do anything about it since we don’t generally do “one size fits all” punishments. 

However, most of the most well known roleplayers talk to each other on a daily basis. And we know most of the time what people are sending us. And it is not cool, and has even upsetted some of us.

We are human beings. There is a Mun behind the muse. And we have emotions and feelings. And we can and will have some very unpleasant surprises for people who continue to try to abuse our kindness.

And for the record, if you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. This has been your PSA AND official warning. Do not try to make us your personal punching bag.]

[fayehallow]

Could I offer you some cheese?

Yes please! Cheese is… Gouda

[askclaudiaanything]

You know, I’m quite fondue you, but you might need to pull back on the puns. They should be used only in queso emergencies.

[fayehallow]

I have to disa’brie with you, Claudia. Wordplay jokes just make me melt even though some find them a *cream*. Cheese jokes are a grate whey to connect to others and make them laugh. I could milk a hole list of these cheesy puns, but I won’t do it this time. Pick your wordplay battles caerphilly, my friend.

[thedorkhumanmage]

If I may step into this, other me, I think your puns are going to make Claudia a bit, Feda, if you catch my drift.

Of course, if she does, I would dis a brie. Of course, since I just said so many cheese puns, I will need Morbier.

[askclaudiaanything]

What havarti you done, you two? You guys are SO not making this cheesy for me. Why are you two brieing so corny? Also, Callum, what kind of cheese was it? Without knowing what kind of cheese, our opinions are in a gruyere area. And, other Callum, don’t you dairy make any more puns until we find out what kind of cheese it is.

[thedorkhumanmage]

The more, the merry, Claudia! And besides, isn’t it..

Nacho cheese?

[askclaudiaanything]

Well, it’s nacho cheese, either! (Also, not to brie rude, but you seem to have misspelled ‘merrier’.)

[thedorkhumanmage]

Listen, I almost got killed some threads ago, so about we call a truce of puns? No need to be snappy or rude, we can all eat our cheese in harmony!

Beat me to the PUNch

[fayehallow]

Could I offer you some cheese?

Yes please! Cheese is… Gouda

[askclaudiaanything]

You know, I’m quite fondue you, but you might need to pull back on the puns. They should be used only in queso emergencies.

[fayehallow]

I have to disa’brie with you, Claudia. Wordplay jokes just make me melt even though some find them a *cream*. Cheese jokes are a grate whey to connect to others and make them laugh. I could milk a hole list of these cheesy puns, but I won’t do it this time. Pick your wordplay battles caerphilly, my friend.

[thedorkhumanmage]

If I may step into this, other me, I think your puns are going to make Claudia a bit, Feda, if you catch my drift.

Of course, if she does, I would dis a brie. Of course, since I just said so many cheese puns, I will need Morbier.

[askclaudiaanything]

What havarti you done, you two? You guys are SO not making this cheesy for me. Why are you two brieing so corny? Also, Callum, what kind of cheese was it? Without knowing what kind of cheese, our opinions are in a gruyere area. And, other Callum, don’t you dairy make any more puns until we find out what kind of cheese it is.

[thedorkhumanmage]

The more, the merry, Claudia! And besides, isn’t it..

Nacho cheese?

[fayehallow]

Could I offer you some cheese?

Yes please! Cheese is… Gouda

[askclaudiaanything]

You know, I’m quite fondue you, but you might need to pull back on the puns. They should be used only in queso emergencies.

[fayehallow]

I have to disa’brie with you, Claudia. Wordplay jokes just make me melt even though some find them a *cream*. Cheese jokes are a grate whey to connect to others and make them laugh. I could milk a hole list of these cheesy puns, but I won’t do it this time. Pick your wordplay battles caerphilly, my friend.

[thedorkhumanmage]

If I may step into this, other me, I think your puns are going to make Claudia a bit, Feda, if you catch my drift.

Of course, if she does, I would dis a brie. Of course, since I just said so many cheese puns, I will need Morbier.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hi, Zero Two. I'm Callum!

Hello Callum nice to meet you!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Nice to meet you “two”. I heard you have horns, but you aren’t an elf, right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

That was a good joke! And yes I have horns and no I’m not an elf

[thedorkhumanmage]

*Puts on fake horns* I can have horn too! And I do make some good jokes, too bad Rayla doesn’t approve.

That’s a cool headpeice you have! Where did you get it?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Those are some …interesting horns I can’t see how she doesn’t like your jokes!

Oh this? I got it from Dr Franxx

[thedorkhumanmage]

Hey, are you ok? Did I say something I shouldn’t have?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Just don’t bring up the headpiece again please

[thedorkhumanmage]

..Sorry. I’ll switch the topic now. *removes the horns* Do you have any romantic interests?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I do have a love interest! In my Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Darling, huh? What’s his name?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hiro….I don’t think I’ve ever said his name I only call him Darling

[thedorkhumanmage]

Wait…. You’ve never said his name? Like ever? Don’t you think that’s a bit…wrong? Weird? Soically unacceptable?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Who are you to say what’s acceptable for me to do or call him?

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, calm down! You’re totally overreacting! I’m just saying that your “Darling” has a name! He’s not just your own possession. 

[ask-zero-two-anything]

What do you mean not my possession? My Darling belongs to me and me alone

[thedorkhumanmage]

Uh, no he doesn’t! And if I’m being honest, I’m not sure why he would hang out with such a possessive person like you, nevertheless date and fall in love with!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

He does! I know it! And he loves me and I love him! It’s true…I’m sure of it

[thedorkhumanmage]

Maybe it’s about time you two talked about what your relationship really is, since you don’t seem to take it all that serious.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Since when did you become entitled to barge in on my relationship?! We’ve already had it interfered with before and I won’t let it happen again! You know nothing of how serious I take it

[thedorkhumanmage]

If you are reacting like this, then maybe it was time for another change to happen! I’m just trying to do what’s best for both of you!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I think what’s best is if you were to disappear

[thedorkhumanmage]

Heheheh, you’re joking, right? Like, the glowing eyes is a prank, right? Right? You’re taking my advice to heart and you’re glowing with happiness? Right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s too late to take back what you said….I know you just want to take my Darling away from me

[thedorkhumanmage]

Woah woah woah, don’t come near me! HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

No one can help you now

[thedorkhumanmage]

…Might as well accept my fate. Goodbye, cruel world…It was nice knowing you. Rayla, I love you!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Callum! What did you do?!

[askhiroanything]

Zero Two! What’s going on?! Are you ok?!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

This person insulted our relationship Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

*weak sounding* help….

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Of course you got in to trouble…I can’t leave you alone for five minutes

[askhiroanything]

Hey, Zero Two, calm down. No need to get physical, let’s talk this out, ok? Step away from Callum.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

But Darling. You didn’t hear what he said. He wanted to separate us!

[thedorkhumanmage]

I didn’t want to do anything to your relationship! I just doubted some parts of it, that’s all! Please don’t bite me, your fangs look sharp!

[askhiroanything]

Wait a second, Callum. Did you just say you doubted Zero Two and I’s relationship…? And you told Zero Two this to her face?!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Oh boy that sounds like something Callum would do and he’s terrible at reading situations

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, I get it, I messed up! Now can someone please HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET KILLED?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s a bit late for that…

[thedorkhumanmage]

SOMEONE HELP!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Zero Two I know you wanna kill him but I can’t let you do that

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Get out of my way

[askhiroanything]

Zero Two, that’s enough! Stop doing this, it’s not like you to act like that!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

…but Darling he…

[askhiroanything]

Stop. Now.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

…if you say so Darling….I’ll stop

[thedorkhumanmage]

Now, if you excuse me, I’m gonna faint now.

*takes a deep breath, then falls backwards onto the floor*

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hi, Zero Two. I'm Callum!

Hello Callum nice to meet you!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Nice to meet you “two”. I heard you have horns, but you aren’t an elf, right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

That was a good joke! And yes I have horns and no I’m not an elf

[thedorkhumanmage]

*Puts on fake horns* I can have horn too! And I do make some good jokes, too bad Rayla doesn’t approve.

That’s a cool headpeice you have! Where did you get it?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Those are some …interesting horns I can’t see how she doesn’t like your jokes!

Oh this? I got it from Dr Franxx

[thedorkhumanmage]

Hey, are you ok? Did I say something I shouldn’t have?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Just don’t bring up the headpiece again please

[thedorkhumanmage]

..Sorry. I’ll switch the topic now. *removes the horns* Do you have any romantic interests?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I do have a love interest! In my Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Darling, huh? What’s his name?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hiro….I don’t think I’ve ever said his name I only call him Darling

[thedorkhumanmage]

Wait…. You’ve never said his name? Like ever? Don’t you think that’s a bit…wrong? Weird? Soically unacceptable?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Who are you to say what’s acceptable for me to do or call him?

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, calm down! You’re totally overreacting! I’m just saying that your “Darling” has a name! He’s not just your own possession. 

[ask-zero-two-anything]

What do you mean not my possession? My Darling belongs to me and me alone

[thedorkhumanmage]

Uh, no he doesn’t! And if I’m being honest, I’m not sure why he would hang out with such a possessive person like you, nevertheless date and fall in love with!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

He does! I know it! And he loves me and I love him! It’s true…I’m sure of it

[thedorkhumanmage]

Maybe it’s about time you two talked about what your relationship really is, since you don’t seem to take it all that serious.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Since when did you become entitled to barge in on my relationship?! We’ve already had it interfered with before and I won’t let it happen again! You know nothing of how serious I take it

[thedorkhumanmage]

If you are reacting like this, then maybe it was time for another change to happen! I’m just trying to do what’s best for both of you!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I think what’s best is if you were to disappear

[thedorkhumanmage]

Heheheh, you’re joking, right? Like, the glowing eyes is a prank, right? Right? You’re taking my advice to heart and you’re glowing with happiness? Right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s too late to take back what you said….I know you just want to take my Darling away from me

[thedorkhumanmage]

Woah woah woah, don’t come near me! HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

No one can help you now

[thedorkhumanmage]

…Might as well accept my fate. Goodbye, cruel world…It was nice knowing you. Rayla, I love you!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Callum! What did you do?!

[askhiroanything]

Zero Two! What’s going on?! Are you ok?!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

This person insulted our relationship Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

*weak sounding* help….

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Of course you got in to trouble…I can’t leave you alone for five minutes

[askhiroanything]

Hey, Zero Two, calm down. No need to get physical, let’s talk this out, ok? Step away from Callum.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

But Darling. You didn’t hear what he said. He wanted to separate us!

[thedorkhumanmage]

I didn’t want to do anything to your relationship! I just doubted some parts of it, that’s all! Please don’t bite me, your fangs look sharp!

[askhiroanything]

Wait a second, Callum. Did you just say you doubted Zero Two and I’s relationship…? And you told Zero Two this to her face?!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Oh boy that sounds like something Callum would do and he’s terrible at reading situations

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, I get it, I messed up! Now can someone please HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET KILLED?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s a bit late for that…

[thedorkhumanmage]

SOMEONE HELP!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hi, Zero Two. I'm Callum!

Hello Callum nice to meet you!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Nice to meet you “two”. I heard you have horns, but you aren’t an elf, right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

That was a good joke! And yes I have horns and no I’m not an elf

[thedorkhumanmage]

*Puts on fake horns* I can have horn too! And I do make some good jokes, too bad Rayla doesn’t approve.

That’s a cool headpeice you have! Where did you get it?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Those are some …interesting horns I can’t see how she doesn’t like your jokes!

Oh this? I got it from Dr Franxx

[thedorkhumanmage]

Hey, are you ok? Did I say something I shouldn’t have?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Just don’t bring up the headpiece again please

[thedorkhumanmage]

..Sorry. I’ll switch the topic now. *removes the horns* Do you have any romantic interests?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I do have a love interest! In my Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Darling, huh? What’s his name?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hiro….I don’t think I’ve ever said his name I only call him Darling

[thedorkhumanmage]

Wait…. You’ve never said his name? Like ever? Don’t you think that’s a bit…wrong? Weird? Soically unacceptable?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Who are you to say what’s acceptable for me to do or call him?

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, calm down! You’re totally overreacting! I’m just saying that your “Darling” has a name! He’s not just your own possession. 

[ask-zero-two-anything]

What do you mean not my possession? My Darling belongs to me and me alone

[thedorkhumanmage]

Uh, no he doesn’t! And if I’m being honest, I’m not sure why he would hang out with such a possessive person like you, nevertheless date and fall in love with!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

He does! I know it! And he loves me and I love him! It’s true…I’m sure of it

[thedorkhumanmage]

Maybe it’s about time you two talked about what your relationship really is, since you don’t seem to take it all that serious.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Since when did you become entitled to barge in on my relationship?! We’ve already had it interfered with before and I won’t let it happen again! You know nothing of how serious I take it

[thedorkhumanmage]

If you are reacting like this, then maybe it was time for another change to happen! I’m just trying to do what’s best for both of you!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I think what’s best is if you were to disappear

[thedorkhumanmage]

Heheheh, you’re joking, right? Like, the glowing eyes is a prank, right? Right? You’re taking my advice to heart and you’re glowing with happiness? Right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s too late to take back what you said….I know you just want to take my Darling away from me

[thedorkhumanmage]

Woah woah woah, don’t come near me! HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

No one can help you now

[thedorkhumanmage]

…Might as well accept my fate. Goodbye, cruel world…It was nice knowing you. Rayla, I love you!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Callum! What did you do?!

[askhiroanything]

Zero Two! What’s going on?! Are you ok?!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

This person insulted our relationship Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

*weak sounding* help….

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Of course you got in to trouble…I can’t leave you alone for five minutes

[askhiroanything]

Hey, Zero Two, calm down. No need to get physical, let’s talk this out, ok? Step away from Callum.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

But Darling. You didn’t hear what he said. He wanted to separate us!

[thedorkhumanmage]

I didn’t want to do anything to your relationship! I just doubted some parts of it, that’s all! Please don’t bite me, your fangs look sharp!

[askhiroanything]

Wait a second, Callum. Did you just say you doubted Zero Two and I’s relationship…? And you told Zero Two this to her face?!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Oh boy that sounds like something Callum would do and he’s terrible at reading situations

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, I get it, I messed up! Now can someone please HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I GET KILLED?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hi, Zero Two. I'm Callum!

Hello Callum nice to meet you!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Nice to meet you “two”. I heard you have horns, but you aren’t an elf, right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

That was a good joke! And yes I have horns and no I’m not an elf

[thedorkhumanmage]

*Puts on fake horns* I can have horn too! And I do make some good jokes, too bad Rayla doesn’t approve.

That’s a cool headpeice you have! Where did you get it?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Those are some …interesting horns I can’t see how she doesn’t like your jokes!

Oh this? I got it from Dr Franxx

[thedorkhumanmage]

Hey, are you ok? Did I say something I shouldn’t have?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Just don’t bring up the headpiece again please

[thedorkhumanmage]

..Sorry. I’ll switch the topic now. *removes the horns* Do you have any romantic interests?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I do have a love interest! In my Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

Darling, huh? What’s his name?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Hiro….I don’t think I’ve ever said his name I only call him Darling

[thedorkhumanmage]

Wait…. You’ve never said his name? Like ever? Don’t you think that’s a bit…wrong? Weird? Soically unacceptable?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Who are you to say what’s acceptable for me to do or call him?

[thedorkhumanmage]

Ok, calm down! You’re totally overreacting! I’m just saying that your “Darling” has a name! He’s not just your own possession. 

[ask-zero-two-anything]

What do you mean not my possession? My Darling belongs to me and me alone

[thedorkhumanmage]

Uh, no he doesn’t! And if I’m being honest, I’m not sure why he would hang out with such a possessive person like you, nevertheless date and fall in love with!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

He does! I know it! And he loves me and I love him! It’s true…I’m sure of it

[thedorkhumanmage]

Maybe it’s about time you two talked about what your relationship really is, since you don’t seem to take it all that serious.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

Since when did you become entitled to barge in on my relationship?! We’ve already had it interfered with before and I won’t let it happen again! You know nothing of how serious I take it

[thedorkhumanmage]

If you are reacting like this, then maybe it was time for another change to happen! I’m just trying to do what’s best for both of you!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

I think what’s best is if you were to disappear

[thedorkhumanmage]

Heheheh, you’re joking, right? Like, the glowing eyes is a prank, right? Right? You’re taking my advice to heart and you’re glowing with happiness? Right?

[ask-zero-two-anything]

It’s too late to take back what you said….I know you just want to take my Darling away from me

[thedorkhumanmage]

Woah woah woah, don’t come near me! HELP! SOMEONE HELP!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

No one can help you now

[thedorkhumanmage]

…Might as well accept my fate. Goodbye, cruel world…It was nice knowing you. Rayla, I love you!

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Callum! What did you do?!

[askhiroanything]

Zero Two! What’s going on?! Are you ok?!

[ask-zero-two-anything]

This person insulted our relationship Darling!

[thedorkhumanmage]

*weak sounding* help….

[thebestmoonshadowassassin]

Of course you got in to trouble…I can’t leave you alone for five minutes

[askhiroanything]

Hey, Zero Two, calm down. No need to get physical, let’s talk this out, ok? Step away from Callum.

[ask-zero-two-anything]

But Darling. You didn’t hear what he said. He wanted to separate us!

[thedorkhumanmage]

I didn’t want to do anything to your relationship! I just doubted some parts of it, that’s all! Please don’t bite me, your fangs look sharp!