The Dorks Are Back

Oh my god, why are you reading this?... Is so embarrassing... oh.. well, we can't get angry, you are too cute. But we are not taking responsibility of what you might find in this blog. With love, two annoying dorks~Cosplayers/Multifandom/Mostly...

[msfubukiarchive]

i never did show you dudes the up close version of my calendar.

[chesapeakeang]

i cant draw lately bc school and family issues and im very stressed AND I CANT HANDLE EVERYTHING.

still im always a slut for HP and im always hp trash so!!!!! little sketches and drawing of my fave marauders!!! Moony and Padfoot (oh did i mention im wolfstar trash?)

i love them, i love the marauders and ….hhh…. everytime im sad i just need to watch or read HP and im feelling better :^)

[pneuku]

@reis thx for the otp fodder as usual

completely based on THIS

[eirienshaman]

Nobody, not even a Hufflepuff, will ever understand the true depth of a Gryffindor’s 2 a.m. food cravings.

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[littlecofiegirl]

Can we talk about how cheetahs were actually domesticated in Egypt? Yeah.

[atalienart]

James & Lily ♥

[nanlawson]

Books! And Cleverness!

[princessrhcenyra]

[90s90s90s]

[fluffytherapy]

[psyducked]

an unexpected hug

[yinqors-deactivated20141206]

[nesft-deactivated20180108]

#CROW NO

Crow: CROW YES!

[notcuddles]

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

[pardonmewhileipanic]

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

[red3blog]

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

[pardonmewhileipanic]

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

[whitmerule]

BECAUSE IT IS FUN

[queenbloo-blog]

This speaks to me on a molecular level.

[askfordoodles]

birbs just wanna have fun

[huntersonthewingarchive]

Sorry to hijack a little, but to put it bluntly, corvids are also pretty BALSY. They are more than prepared to harass other huge birds of prey which could deal them a lot of damage. There’s plenty of cases of corvids ‘riding’ other birds as well. It’s often to harass the larger bird out of the area, but as @red3blog said, they quite often (in layman’s terms) enjoy fucking shit up for fun.

‘Where the hell is the seatbelt on this thing?’

I mean they deserve a medal for having such huge bird balls imo

Literally no fucks are given by corvids. Ever.

[the-awkward-turt]

My spirit animal

[thedorksareback]

You’re just a big dork mutt, and i miss you... and i love you. 

Thanks for being part of my life, thanks for letting me be part of yours.

Sincerely Moony P.S.: Prongs sucks at using the camera.

[thedorksareback]

Lily is one of those characters you'll end up loving so much that it will almost hurt. She was, is and will be an inspiration to us. Her determination, her loyalty, everything. And this is our way to express our love for her.

Happy Birthdays, Evans!  

January 30th

[jcrchie]

it’s pretty much canon that all of the marauders and lily’s friends called jily ‘lames’

but how about sirius and remus

their internet ship is wolfstar

but come on

james and peter weren’t going to call them something cute

no, remus and sirius’ ship name was

MADFOOT

[its-nowheregirl]

“I just can’t stop myself from falling for ya…”

-Sirius Black [laying on the floor, to Remus] (via its-nowheregirl)

[jdldndlxnfldmxlmdmzmzmz-deactiv]

Si quieres saber cómo es alguien, mira de qué manera trata a sus inferiores, no a sus iguales.

Sirius Black.

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[thedorksareback]

Padfoot

Moony