queen of my imaginary kingdom

Jazz. Twenty-six years old. Scorpio. INFP. Feminist. Ravenclaw. Daydreamer, reader and writer. Feel free to message whenever you want.

[yungdonr]

siri, skip to the part where I’m married to the loml and life is good

[daenerys-targaryen]

me listening to a 9 year old album I’ve had memorized since 2012 like it’s brand new

[sodiumchlorideair]

get in loser, we’re driving a new maserati down a dead end street

[dog-teeth]

dog teeth #79

[babyfairy]

[sunkissedbucky]

for fucking real right now

[morsaclizombi]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[pi-la]

[memesandlaughs]

[the-silent-screamer]

All I’m seeing is a well paying job with good customers

[prismatic-bell]

Also?

MANY religions worldwide would consider this a solemn and respected post of work. Every form of paganism I have personally run across would say you’re doing an important duty. In Judaism, we’d say you’re fulfilling a Mitzvah by respecting the dead and honoring their memories.

If you go in with good intentions, any spirits still hanging around WILL NOT HURT YOU. Just show them respect.

[ruffboi-mags]

Also seriously that’s nearly $17k a MONTH. I’ve had jobs where I didn’t earn that in a YEAR.

Even if those ghosts ain’t friendly, I am full-on taking that job. $200k a year. $200k a fuckin year. No retail, no food service, no manager hovering and riding my ass, no annoying coworkers? I’ll deal with the ghosts.

[queer-lemons]

i’d take ghosts over people any day <3

[lady-byleth]

Fresh air, no sitting in an office, no customer service, just me and a bunch of gravestones and maybe Maria from three graves down having a hissy? For that money, what’s not to like?

[sindri42]

Plus like, what ghost is gonna decide ‘yes today I will take horrible vengeance on the person who quietly and respectfully keeps the plants tended and the headstones clean’. Whoever they’re gonna fuck with, it’s not gonna be me.

[basedyatsuhashi]

Fr tho, since when have you ever heard of the graveyard keeper being the one haunted? It’s always the dumbass who doesn’t listen to their advice that gets got.

[wakandama2]

Me and Miss. Johnson sharing some gossip while I tend to the rose bush her lover planted next to stone last year.

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[useful-boy]

Beans spotted

[penguintim]

[comfysweater]

[fandomrantsandtwittertakes]

THANK YOU

Like...if I wanted to be sad I’d watch a drama on Netflix in the “based on a true story” section

[mysharona1987]

[bpdrug-addict]

i am addicted addicted addicted addicted to anything that distracts me. i cannot deal with my own thoughts, memories, emotions. i dont want to think about myself or my life or anything at all related to me. 

[scenograph]

The Art of Kiki’s Delivery Service (2006 art book)

[mycozyaesthetics]

Ultimate Cottagecore 🌿

[fairylilies]